I saw this movie before reading any reviews, and I thought it was very funny. I was very surprised to see the overwhelmingly negative reviews this film received from critics.
... View MoreWhen a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
... View MoreA great movie, one of the best of this year. There was a bit of confusion at one point in the plot, but nothing serious.
... View MoreThis is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.
... View MoreThis is really the greatest movie i ever have seen. Watched it over and over again. Best acting, best special effects and a great story. I recommend this to everybody!
... View MoreThis movie feels like it was written by 2 directors who had different reasons to why the world was coming to an end and then decided to end it with just the one reason.Planet Earth is for some reason being affected by the gravitational pull from the super massive black hole in the center of the universe, resulting in spontaneous global catastrophes. These events were already prophesied by the Mayans, however despite this being a cosmic event there is a safety off button in the form of a baby being born at an altar in one of the ancient Mayan temples accompanied by God's messengers.There's much Christian dribble being spewed about that it just makes you want to cringe. The Christians are portrayed as stereotypical airheads full of smiles who act like they're high on drugs even though the world is falling apart under their feet and debris in the form of silly string is falling from the sky.Despite at the end the baby is delivered at the right place at the right time accompanied by 4 skeptic "messengers", the rapture has already taken place. Planet Earth is no longer being affected by the super massive black hole and everyone who's left behind gets to continue to live their lives minus the Christian evangelists... YAHOO!!!!!! Actually this is probably one of the best ever endings which is why I've given this movie a rating of 2 instead of 1.I don't need to say anything about the special effects as there's already plenty of venom being spewed over just how awful they are, and the same goes for the poor acting.
... View MoreOn the negative sides, and there are many, the movie implants Christian mumbo jumbo into what we can assume are Mayan "prophecies." Confused logic takes a major role here, with mentions of planets aligning, disproving scientific evidence by simply saying "well, i dunno, but this is the best theory we have" when the scientific man just said "but this goes against all of our calculations". which makes no sense. Some mention of a black hole, although there's no explanation of what significance it has. The movie itself comes off as a pusher for confused biblical doomsday propaganda on a doomsday theory that has nothing at all to do with the Christian bible. It's somewhat insulting to my intelligence to plant Chistianity into a society that couldn't possibly be Christian - unless you're a Mormon, then I don't know what to tell you. Although I can't tell if its made by overactive Christian groups or not, it sure seems that way. This fits on the shelf somewhere with Bible Adventures for the Nintendo with just how bad it is. Confused story aside, the effects are something a highschooler could do, and the acting is bland, if not a little creepy. the cuts are inconsistent, as people will be doing some action or pose in one scene and it will cut and the same people will be in a different pose which is very distracting.On the plus side? the camera man used some nice action-movie filters. the entire movie is shot in blue it seems like.
... View MoreThis is absolutely the worst film I have ever seen in my life.I kept on thinking: surely, this is a joke, right? Horrible camera angle, wooden acting, aimless directing, and non-existent story line that does not make any sense whatsoever.Running for 3 days to find a doctor, you serious? Your vehicle of choice just magically appear as you're about to be devoured by earthquake, really? I only signed up IMDb just to warn everyone to not waste your life watching this abomination of a film.Alternatively, please do watch it. You'd be thinking all the way through, "This has to be an April Fool's Day joke, right"?
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