This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.

Dreadfully Boring

a film so unique, intoxicating and bizarre that it not only demands another viewing, but is also forgivable as a satirical comedy where the jokes eventually take the back seat.

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

This show has some riveting episodes - like 'who pooed in the fridge?' and 'Jeremy shuts down lesbian man haters'. Good with tea in the morning :)

Jeremy Kyle has a mouth like an outraged anus and uses it to pour scorn on the absolute dregs of society. His audience consists of the unemployed and people throwing a sickie which is ironically the type of people he hates the most.This miserable wretch is just slightly more intelligent than the people he blasts away at. The only people he is polite to are men who are substantially larger than himself because like all bullies he is quite clearly a massive coward. That's most people because this guy is about four foot tall and has classic angry short man syndrome.He is so pathetic he constantly informs the audience what a great dad he is (the papers disagree), how he beat his gambling addiction (the papers disagree on that too) and how he has helped his brother through whatever problem he is discussing. He probably doesn't even have a brother, I wouldn't put anything past this loser.At the end of it all the lie detector decides on the truth, often dictating whether couples stay together or not but lie detectors aren't anything like infallible, that's why they aren't used in criminal courts. At least one in ten people therefore base life changing decisions on pure random chance and if he doesn't feel ashamed of anything else he should feel ashamed of that.Utterly awful, I've only seen it twice but that was enough for me and both shows were nearly identical anyway so I doubt the format changes much. Rubbish television can sometimes be fun simply because it is so awful but this is soul-draining mean nonsense hosted by one of the most repulsive sanctimonious parasites ever to blight the airwaves. Watching him put his arm around 14 year old pregnant girls while calling them 'babe', 'sweetheart' and 'darling' made me feel physically sick.

THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW does serve at least one purpose;to show how aspects of Britain have declined in certain areas of our biggest towns and cities to the state of medieval barbarism,mostly created by an economic metamorphosis since the 1980's,started by Margaret Thatcher and continued by Tony Blair till the present day.It is probably truthful that descendants of the people usually featured in this series were 30 years ago and more mostly decent,hard-working individuals who provided the best they could for themselves and their families in traditional industries that had been around for several generations.But since de-industrialisation and globalisation and other so-called economic reforms,we have seen a disturbing expansion of an underclass in the UK,as those not fortunate enough to have a public school or university education now have distressingly scant opportunities for the kind of employment and careers that were at least predominately available to their fathers and grandfathers.And we see in the most repellent terms the results of those permanently affected in all it's abhorrent glory.Virtually every guest featured is taken from this social group,filmed in high definition to emphasise their loathsomeness,with bad skins,flabby figures,sartorial inelegance,tattoos and misshapen,broken or missing teeth,with personal stories on who is the father/mother of what/whom,accumulators of welfare handouts,quantities of drugs or alcohol consumed the clichés most applied,all presided by a middle-class host whose smug,superior,vehement and bombastic evaluation of his featured guests,who communicate in mostly vacant,obtuse monosyllables,provide further ammunition to the humiliating exhibition on show,a virtual wet dream of stereotyping for the moralistic enjoyment of a standard Daily Mail journalist/reader,with the congregation massed in the studio reduced to the status of hopeless automatons,screeching approval or disapproval in what seems to be a hybrid of a horror show and pantomime.THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW is not particularly sensationalist or exploitative,just profoundly depressing.Such programmes as this would've been impossible to make until the 1980's (as what passed for an underclass before then was fairly easy to overlook and was relatively insignificant), but such has been the sociological decline since,it is now merely looked on as a normal part of British life,detested by most but seemingly accepted blindly as some sort of immovable evil object.Jeremy Kyle could inject a slight amount of intelligence if he could partake in constructive solutions to the social disasters portrayed and it's blank,credulous,rustic participants,but he dare not as if such gracious resolutions were suggested and applied,his programme would come to a much deserved end,as would employment for the entire production staff.And this is relevant to increasing numbers of TV programmes in the 21st Century,particularly reality shows,of which this could be similarly categorised.The weak,powerless and uneducated poor will continue to be manipulated by those strong,prominent educated elite in the media.All the hard work done by various British filmmakers and TV writers/producers during the 50's,60's and 70's to treat the working classes with compassion,respect and civility is becoming a distant memory.But the British working class as it was is now itself probably long since dormant.Which is why programmes like this are now so prominent in this disheartening digital broadcasting age.RATING:1 out of 10.

This is predominately a very dull program.... and it varies between a 5 and a 10..however, when it's good it is truly brilliant. There is nothing better than watching very stupid, grotesque and pointless humans being so horrifically vile to each other, to then be shouted at like naughty children by a hilariously vile lower middle-class man.It's always a massive wake up call (well it is to me) to constantly remind myself that these people exist. It can get so psychologically extreme that i cant quite believe what's happening..However i should point out that it isn't Jerry Springer. It is not sensationalist in the same way Springer was. This is far more British in its expositions of how horrific the UK really is.These people get to vote!!! Now thats really distressing....