Memorable, crazy movie

Fantastic!

An absolute waste of money

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

Hello terribly duped public! My name is Chris and I was Randy in the hellish nightmare that was Zombies Gone Wild. First of all, let me apologize on behalf of Gary Roberts or "GR", the "Coen" brothers and the entirety of Westlake Entertainment, because they will never do it themselves. The year was 2006 and my roommate and I (Dave Competello) were scouring the earth for acting jobs when we found a movie that was to start filming immediately. We jumped on board and went to a reading in Chatsworth, (gulp). Here we read from terribly written sides, trying to land awful dick and fart jokes amidst improper sentence structures and atrocious spelling. Sentences would often begin with one train of thought and end with something completely different. We did our best to fight through it and wouldn't you know it, WE GOT THE PARTS! We began filming the next day and it was then that we realized, there was no script at all. Every day the director would come to us with pages he had written that night or that morning, complete with incoherence, and expect us to memorize and deliver it verbatim. The petty cash they paid us for those two months was barely enough to live on. They had no production, no script, no intentions. In short, PLEASE PLEASE do not buy this video. It is a waste of your time and the terrible people behind it (the fool in black face), do not deserve a penny of your money.

THIS IS NOT A MOVIE. DO NOT WATCH IT.It's too bad the lowest rating here is 1. This thing would be in the negative. Far in the negative.It is not even a movie. Three idiots went out with a personal video camera. Probably a 12 year old video camera, as any hand-held camera made today takes video and sound several hundred times better than this thing. There are no actors, these people were either friends or randomly pulled off the street. There are no real zombies, and nothing ever happens. The morons in the film did nothing but tell unfunny poop jokes. How in the frickin' hell does something like this get on a DVD, aside from these idiots burning dics on their own computers? I do not know. I really don't. Maybe one of them was a bored rich kid. If so, they should have bought some film making equipment.I love horror movies. I love bad horror movies. I'll watch piles of B movies that no one else would touch, and some of them I like. I love zombie movies and pick up nearly anything that says "zombie" to give it a shot, thus I ended up with this thing. After 15 minutes or so I gave up and watched the rest on Fast Forward, hoping to see something interesting. There was nothing. I desperately wanted that half hour of my life back.Another reviewer compared the quality to a wedding video. With cameras today, a wedding video would be much more watchable. Another reviewer said the director's trailer should be toilet-papered. I'm pretty sure there was no director. A 7th grade film project *I* shot with neighborhood kids enacting Lord of the Flies is more watchable than this.SAVE YOURSELF. It's too late for me, but you can still run from this home video grade school project pretending to be a movie.

I wish that IMDb would give me the option of negative ratings, because Zombies Gone Wild would earn a -20 out of 10. I should have known by the tag line on the front of the box that this was going to be total suck fest. "They wanted to score...they didn't expect to get eaten."That's the best line they could think of, I guess, to get people to buy this piece of excrement (my friend bought it at a dollar store for 2 bucks, but fear not, she was able to sell it for three).Why not something like: "They ate her out..then she ate them!" or "They wanted to get laid...but they were laid to rest!" Both of those lines are corny as hell, but they're comedic genius compared to anything found in Zombies Gone Wild.And those guys on list who actually gave a good rating to this abomination, I'm convinced they're either being sarcastic or they are the guys who actually made the movie trying to create the illusion that anyone with any taste could find anything entertaining about this steaming pile of suck.Here's my spoiler: There are no true zombies, and nothing goes wild. No plot, no effects, no cinematography, no jokes, no real acting, the "road trip" is shot on 1 square mile of land where they pass the same house multiple times. I'm convinced the whole thing cost about thirty bucks to make, and in a perfect world, we would actually be paid to watch crap like this.

First of all, I need to enter my personal disclaimer--I only watched this movie because I am on a quest to watch every zombie movie possible, good or bad. And believe me, this was bad. Not because it's "not intended for the politically correct"--I can deal with that. It's because my definition of humor extends past the bathroom, whereas this movie's humor almost literally STARTS there. Too much time is wasted on unfunny dialogue, and there's not even enough scene cuts to make it interesting. The "offensive" humor would have worked if it was remotely funny. Most of it involved various bodily functions and watching them in action. Someone said this was supposed to be "Girls Gone Wild" with zombies. On the one hand, the zombies don't show up until well after an hour of the aforementioned dialogues, and on the other, guys looking to spot some female nudity of any kind are in for a serious disappointment. As a "zombie purist", I got a big problem with gorgeous women who are normal by day, and turn into zombies (that can carry on dialogue) at night--and then they stay zombies for the rest of the film. Speaking of film, where did these people learn how to do it? I was puzzled as the outdoor scenes went from morning to dusk in less than 5 minutes, then broad daylight, then nighttime, then morning again. And the ending is one of the cheapest cop-outs I have EVER seen in ANY film, although it did provide a few genuine laughs. And don't let the "cover art" fool you--the hottie and the sword never meet. All in all, there's not a shred of truth in any advertising of this movie. Avoid at all costs, unless you like wasting time and money.