Lack of good storyline.

Too much about the plot just didn't add up, the writing was bad, some of the scenes were cringey and awkward,

The movie is wildly uneven but lively and timely - in its own surreal way

At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

Hello terribly duped public! My name is Chris and I was Randy in the hellish nightmare that was Zombies Gone Wild. First of all, let me apologize on behalf of Gary Roberts or "GR", the "Coen" brothers and the entirety of Westlake Entertainment, because they will never do it themselves. The year was 2006 and my roommate and I (Dave Competello) were scouring the earth for acting jobs when we found a movie that was to start filming immediately. We jumped on board and went to a reading in Chatsworth, (gulp). Here we read from terribly written sides, trying to land awful dick and fart jokes amidst improper sentence structures and atrocious spelling. Sentences would often begin with one train of thought and end with something completely different. We did our best to fight through it and wouldn't you know it, WE GOT THE PARTS! We began filming the next day and it was then that we realized, there was no script at all. Every day the director would come to us with pages he had written that night or that morning, complete with incoherence, and expect us to memorize and deliver it verbatim. The petty cash they paid us for those two months was barely enough to live on. They had no production, no script, no intentions. In short, PLEASE PLEASE do not buy this video. It is a waste of your time and the terrible people behind it (the fool in black face), do not deserve a penny of your money.

THIS IS NOT A MOVIE. DO NOT WATCH IT.It's too bad the lowest rating here is 1. This thing would be in the negative. Far in the negative.It is not even a movie. Three idiots went out with a personal video camera. Probably a 12 year old video camera, as any hand-held camera made today takes video and sound several hundred times better than this thing. There are no actors, these people were either friends or randomly pulled off the street. There are no real zombies, and nothing ever happens. The morons in the film did nothing but tell unfunny poop jokes. How in the frickin' hell does something like this get on a DVD, aside from these idiots burning dics on their own computers? I do not know. I really don't. Maybe one of them was a bored rich kid. If so, they should have bought some film making equipment.I love horror movies. I love bad horror movies. I'll watch piles of B movies that no one else would touch, and some of them I like. I love zombie movies and pick up nearly anything that says "zombie" to give it a shot, thus I ended up with this thing. After 15 minutes or so I gave up and watched the rest on Fast Forward, hoping to see something interesting. There was nothing. I desperately wanted that half hour of my life back.Another reviewer compared the quality to a wedding video. With cameras today, a wedding video would be much more watchable. Another reviewer said the director's trailer should be toilet-papered. I'm pretty sure there was no director. A 7th grade film project *I* shot with neighborhood kids enacting Lord of the Flies is more watchable than this.SAVE YOURSELF. It's too late for me, but you can still run from this home video grade school project pretending to be a movie.

This movie was bad, I realized that after watching this film (if you can even call it that) for nearly an hour and a half, nothing had happened. I mean I'm no Spielberg, but I have no doubt in my mind that I could make a better film than this in several hours. Though they tried to be funny, they're use of childish racial slurs and fart jokes simply got old after about the first 30 seconds. The "Cohens" should have saved their money and went to film school instead of trying to fool people into believing they were decent film makers like the Coens. If they read this I hope they get the point and decide to do something much more productive with their lives like raising alpacas.

I wouldn't have even released this, this...uh thing.Put my name on this thing? NO WAY.Isn't there some sort of inspection done before releasing a movie to determine if it is even watchable? If not, just for this thing they should have come up with a new law to invent and use a computerized stink-o-meter. This thing would have broken the stink-o-meter and killed thousands nearby when checked.Obviously the people that made and produced this thing have no shame, taste, talent or anything whatsoever going for them. Maybe they are rotting corpses, that would explain a lot.Not only should you never ever see this thing, all copies and the master should be burnt so no one will ever have to endure this...this THING.