Absolutely Brilliant!

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

Horrible unfunny, not scary movie that drones on forever.I'm not really sure what the plot was. Seriously.There appears to be women fed to some old lady but then start walking around with bloody eyes chewing on people.And the "freaks" who save the day consist of some rock chick, a guy in clown makeup and a pseudo midget.But here's the problem: absolutely nothing makes sense. It's as if the script was just made up as they went along.What happened to the old days when bad horror films were actually good?

Unfortunately with a couple of actor changes (Vic Reeves and Ant spring to mind) this sorry excuse could easily be marketed as the next big British comedy. Luckily the roles which were obviously scripted for known names were turned down and the film sunk into it's own unique level of comedy horror.It's a mile away from funny - but unfortunately really close to what the UK channels show as "experimental comedy" - I honestly can't believe this wasn't funded by channel4 or the lottery.That said I'd watch another horror comedy directed/written by the same guys - this is really close to watch-able in places (but please for the love of god don't pay to see this in any way).

This comedy failed to amuse me in the slightest.The funniest thing about it is the character name Pervo the Clown- which for some reason brought a wry grin to my face. Nothing else about it is funny.Its also just bizarre and tasteless for the sake of it- there are things here that are weird or unpleasant but never interesting, dramatic, scary or funny.Its ineptly made, cheap and has no plot. I keep reading reviews that mention all the glamorous females- there were none in the version I saw.The zombie women are deeply unattractive, as are the rest of the actresses.I use the word actresses loosely because there is no-one with any talent on screen here with the possible exception of Victoria Hopkins. She gives a one-note performance and her character is unlikable but at least she brings some energy and emotion to her part, which is more than anyone else can manage.To give an example of how bad the acting is: Is Marysia Kay's character supposed to be retarded? It's impossible to tell because her portrayal in this is exactly the same as it is in other things I've seen her in: wooden. Marysia is unlikely ever to be mistaken for an actress.Another example: (spoiler) Red's kidnapped sister- the one all the fuss is about- spends most of the movie hypnotized, lobotomized or drugged or something. Yet at the end when she is finally rescued and unbrainwashed her performance is exactly the same!!.NOT RECOMMENDED

The quick version goes like this: There are films that are terrible but worth a look for certain reasons, even if only one reason.These may include;* Outlandish plot devices* Nudity* Over the top action and cheesy effects* Stupid humour and so-bad-it's-good moments* Low budget creativity and having a crack.Zombie Women of Satan uses none of these devices in a way that deserves any credit whatsoever. In fact it uses the Troma hook as its only lure – having a title that practically demands attention even if you know it will be bad.Only as I just mentioned Zombie Women of Satan is not good-horrible, just horrible horrible.I am not going to waste my time and yours discussing the various flaws and faults of this film, suffice to say it sucks balls from first minute to last. There wasn't one moment that was even "no-one will believe this" or "Gee that was crazy". Even the nudity was lamentable with fat chicks in granny pants covered in fake blood.I thought Doghouse was a lazy manipulative barrel scraper of a film.I refuse to watch The Human Centipede because it is simply a transparent attempt at attention because of the gross out factor, the director even tells everyone the entire plot he is so desperate to be acknowledged for his so-called edginess.I hated this film for how lazy it was. I watched it a few days ago and can't remember anything without looking at notes. In another week all I will remember is how much I hated this film, that might be the only thing I take away from the experience.If I reach one person and stop them from watching this steaming turd I have added value to society, if only briefly. This is the worst movie I have watched in 2 years, probably longer.Final Rating – 0.5 / 10. Even the most cold and calculated attempt at finding notoriety through exploitation and violence should only be attempted by someone who can use a basic calculator. This is so inept that I wouldn't have been surprised if there was a single eye on screen for the duration of the film. The 0.5 score is because the cameraman pointed the camera in the right direction, the loss of the other 9.5 points is because by doing so I had to watch what happened.