A very feeble attempt at affirmatie action

It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

They're not zombies and there's no Satan or spoiler. The worst part is that this movie is just too long. Nothing that happens in the first half hour matters. I've seen worse and you can't give less than 1 star so this has to get 2. I would love to see the further adventures of Mother, that would be interesting.

Just for the sake of brevity, this film is good in the same way as Flash Gordon or Reefer Madness. It's awful in the best way.Films like this float or sink on the ways in which people die: the more entertaining the better. This one rises to the occasion, with some funny/gruesome combinations. If you expect to experience a paradigm shift in the horror genre - as many of the other reviewers seemed to - then you'll despise this with a vengeance. If, however, you just want something damn entertaining to eat up some time, then this is a very good option. Hilariously bad dialogue, hammed-up to epic heights, sex-obsessed clowns and extended scenes of defecation make this one of the best worst things you'll watch for a long time.Note: the best jokes in this film are the epi-jokes which appear to have been missed by everyone who thought this was either a serious horror film or a SATD-clone. Pay attention and it's even funnier.

Is it possible that I am just so far out of the mainstream that there is absolutely no one else who, like me, could love this little turd? Am I the only person alive who might find this stuff amusing? I'm not that easily amused. But, I laughed out loud several times during this train wreck and wasn't bored for an instant. The acting was as horrible as any John Waters movie. The gore was as wretchedly amateurish as early Peter Jackson. I thoroughly enjoyed this no-budget steamer. And, to be honest, I love all women. But, I seriously love fat chicks covered in fake blood. Queen was right; they do make this rockin' world go 'round! If that sounds appealing, give it a try.

An absolutely hysterical zombie movie full of dark humour and visual gags. In the style of a Troma movie (without being a direct copy) it will appeal to all of you with a sense of fun who like to laugh at gory movies as well as cringe. There is a tendency these days to make zombie movies all gore and no giggles, if you're one of those people who take life seriously it might not appeal... but watch it first to find out!It is a great introduction to Northern/Geordie humour and style which, admittedly, won't grab everyone at first but stick with it. Even if you have to watch it twice before you make up your mind it is worth it, even if it's just for the stunning cast, most of which are first-timers.Excellent!