Yoga Hosers
Yoga Hosers
PG-13 | 02 September 2016 (USA)
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Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.

Reviews
BallWubba

Wow! What a bizarre film! Unfortunately the few funny moments there were were quite overshadowed by it's completely weird and random vibe throughout.

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Robert Joyner

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

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Jakoba

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

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Raymond Sierra

The film may be flawed, but its message is not.

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Andrew Pelechaty

With a 20-year film career, Kevin Smith is entitled to indulge his passion projects. "Yoga Hosers" is one such project. A spin off from "Tusk" (the first of a proposed True North trilogy), it stars his daughter Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp's daughter Lily-Rose, Smith's wife Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Depp himself and Depp's ex-wife Vanessa Paradis, even Stan Lee and Jason Mewes have cameos. It's like a parody of the old 'Adam Sandler doesn't make movies anymore, he just invites his celebrity friends to an island and films it' joke.The plot is ridiculous: set in Canada, Harley and Lily-Rose play teenage girls Colleen and Colleen, both obsessed with yoga, gossip magazine "Them" and their phones (characters are introduced with Instagram-style text, a bit of a gimmick but it works). The girls team up with Guy Lapointe (a strangely-accented Johnny Depp) to fight Canadian Bratwurst Nazis (played by Smith himself). Seriously, these little guys are the size of a Bratwurst sausage. With ridiculously OTT Canadian accents, clichés (though the end credit version of the Colleens' singing 'O Canada' is pretty good) and a strange Canada-meets-Nazi backstory, this movie's hard to take seriously. It's a world away from Smith's more realistic and foul-mouthed earlier work "Clerks", "Mallrats" and "Chasing Amy".One of the better running jokes is Justin Long's yoga instructor Yogi Bayer constantly being sued by Warner Bros for inappropriate business names.You can take this horror-comedy two ways: either hate it for its stupidity and blatant nepotism or embrace it for its unashamed silliness.It's not a patch on Smith's great earlier work, but it's enjoyable enough.

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Plaidrocker32

I have to say, I really enjoyed this movie. I was entertained. At the end of the day, that's what a film is supposed to do. Is it a well crafted story? No. However, Kevin Smith himself has said this was supposed to be like an 80's B-movie and I think he achieved that. It did what it set out to do. If that's the case, can you really call it a failure? Obviously this film isn't for everyone, but that should be common knowledge with any Kevin Smith movie at this point. If you're up for a campy, ridiculous good time late at night, this is a solid choice.

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duannewalton

Watched it today. Harley and Lily were charming and did good. I wouldn't mind seeing them in other projects, ones that didn't involve their Dads. It was more odd than funny (or scary). But I didn't hate it.·

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siderite

It started with a great song, has some charming girls as the protagonists and a ton of celebrity actors that came in to bring their support. Some of the jokes are hilarious and the setup was awesome.Imagine this movie starring the Depp and Smith daughters, with their families in tow: Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, Jack Depp, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, with support from the likes of Haley Joel Osment, Justin Long, Austin Butler. Stan Lee is in this movie! And it's a Canadian parody with Yoga hosers chicks fighting devil worshipers and Nazis "the Yoga way". Wow!And now jump to the film itself which, with this much going for it, barely scratched the average. After the first 30 minutes I was thinking up funny ways of congratulating Kevin Smith for this funny and imaginative movie. After that, though, it all went downhill.I guess the biggest quarrel with the thing is its inconsistency, jumping from great fun to silly and to plain bad and back again in a matter of seconds. Kevin, I love you, but you need to think your scripts through, man!

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