The Worst Film Ever

The greatest movie ever made..!

Amateur movie with Big budget

Yes, absolutely, there is fun to be had, as well as many, many things to go boom, all amid an atmospheric urban jungle.

Years ago I was at a small horror fan convention called Cinema Wasteland (a con that I will always sing praises for and have attended numerous times since) and saw a movie made by a company called Low Budget Pictures. True to their name the movie was incredibly low budget, disgusting on several levels and poorly made. All that being said the crowd turned the movie into a fun event while watching it. It was like a Troma movie but on a smaller budget and grosser if that's possible. But low budget films have been a staple for some time now with some being creative, inventive and amazing while others were, well, Low Budget Pictures. So how does the low budget film WOLF COP fare?In the small town of Woodhaven, police officer Lou Garou (Leo Fafard) spends most of his time drunk or sitting at the local bar. His friend Willie Higgins (Jonathan Cherry) calls him to report occult activity at his gun story but ignores him. When he calls again the chief tells him to investigate. He arrives to find an occult group sacrificing a local politician who was promoting investigating corruption. Knocked unconscious he wakes the next day with no idea of what happened and a pentagram carved into his chest. Suddenly Garou seems to become super cop. He has heightened senses and can smell things no one else can, see clearer and becomes stronger. That night when he goes to the bar again while in the bathroom he begins to feel differently. Unfortunately for them at the same time members of a local gang are terrorizing the barmaid Jessica (Sarah Lind) and enter the bathroom to confront Garou. Except that he has changed into a werewolf in uniform. Taking apart the gang members, one escapes to report back to his boss. Garou once more passes out only to wake and find himself handcuffed to his friend Willie's bed. Willie lets him know that he's become a werewolf now.The next day Garou and his partner Sgt. Tina (Amy Matysio) are assigned the investigation of the slaughter at the bar. They're also given the job of investigating a series of robberies taking place by thieves wearing pig masks. That night Garou takes a call for help at a local supermarket and changes into his werewolf form before he can go. Retaining his human intelligence this time he arrives and takes on the robbers in gory detail. Thinking the only safe thing for him to do is lock himself up, Willie puts him in a cell. While there Jessica arrives, disrobes and while in wolf form the pair have sex. She knows his secret.Yes, something else is going on that Garou and his partner are unaware of. It all comes to a head in the final part of the film which I won't reveal here. Better those that enjoy movies like this still have something to look forward to.So let's start with the bad. The film is definitely low budget. Not in the worst way possible (think moving cardboard headstones in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE) but it shows. The acting isn't bad but still leaves something to be desired. The story has plenty of holes in it but hey, who cares? This is exploitation movie making at its best.The good is the movie. It never takes itself seriously and that shows. The gore effects are over the top with flying heads and blood spewing forth in abundance, something all good gorehounds love in their films. That bad acting? It doesn't matter. It's passable and that's a step up for movies like this. Especially endearing is Willie. The end result is a movie that's more fun than serious, to be taken for what it is which is a low budget film that has heart, a creative endeavor that pays off in some ways and falls short in others. Fans of the film will most likely hoot and howl (get it?) while watching the film. It will draw attention and become a movie to put on while drinking for most and could never possibly yield a sequel. Or could it?

SPOILER: B-Movie horror masterpiece. It tells the tale of an alcoholic cop named Leo, and one night out investigating some pesky teenagers partying out in the woods, stumbles upon an occult like setup, gets banged over the head, wakes up in the morning with quite a hangover, and a pentagram carved into his chest. I know, this could happen to anyone, but this also turns him into a werewolf!! But don't worry, he's still one of the good guys, when trouble arises that werewolf puts on his police uniform and does his duty as Wolfcop!! And as he investigates how this happened, the truth is out there, and its so much bigger than he thought possible!! Filled with humor, awesome B-movie gore, and beastiality, its a feast for your senses! And the best part, theres a part 2 out there... Filmbufftim on FB.

Turned into a werewolf, a small town policeman with a drinking problem comes to realise that can use his wolf strength to fight crime on full moon nights in this horror-comedy filmed on location in rural Saskatchewan. The movie benefits from a pulsating electrofunk music score, some great special effects (especially as the transformation begins with the cop's private parts) and accentuated sound effects. It is also incredibly funny at times. And yet, while there are some subtle humorous touches, like a fellow cop resting his doughnut on a corpse's knee, the film only really becomes laugh-out-loud funny in its second half as the title character begins to embrace his dual identity. The embracing of the werewolf identity is fairly original concept in itself too since the cop manages to maintain control of his actions when transformed, as opposed to, say, the characters in 'An American Werewolf in London' where wolf instinct takes control. The film may have done better though without the elaborate witchcraft conspiracy that is apparently responsible for his transformation. The film it at its best when the title character is in action, stopping criminals by making them go WTF and so on. Fortunately there are enough such scenes towards the end that the film concludes on a strong note, but the whole conspiracy angle still leaves a bit of a bitter taste in the mouth.

This movie gets a total flop grade from me. When a movie has a premise of a loser cop getting transformed into a werewolf and opening a can of whoopass against crime it should definitely be a lot more fun (and way more funny and action packed) than this movie is. The jokes were either just non existent or just plain bad, I groaned several times through watching it.There's a pathetic attempt at a "funny" werewolf sex scene that also fails. The plot is pretty predictable which could be excused if it was funny or visually interesting but it's not. The only plus I saw was good makeup.The acting could be a lot better but who knows if these people had anything good to work with.Hugely disappointed in what looked like it would be a fun movie experience.