everything you have heard about this movie is true.

if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

The Witches of Breastwick 2 (2005) ** 1/2 (out of 4) Sequel to THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK has David (Frankie Cullen) waking up from a nightmare where he was tied up with three beautiful women dancing around him. His wife is worried about this recurring dream and has him talk to a specialist. Before long David and his wife ends up at a house where the women from his dream are living.This sequel from Jim Wynowski isn't nearly as good as the original but if you're a fan of the director's work then you should find yourself enjoying this. As the plot description goes, it seems that they were pretty much working off the same screenplay as the original film as nothing has changed except for some names as well as some of the sexual positions. With that said, people really don't come to movies like this for the plots.I think what kept me from enjoying this one as much as the first is that the actors here weren't as fun as the ones in the original. I guess you could say that I thought the original cast were a bit more fun and I enjoyed their scenes a lot more. That's not to say the sex scenes here aren't that good but leading man Cullen doesn't seem too entertained and some of his line deliveries were, well, quite funny.The ladies are all attractive of course and thankfully the director keeps the pace moving to where the film doesn't slow down or gets boring.

I find that Jim Wynorski's softcore movies can be very hit or miss. While Retromedia, the other main factory for these campy softcore films, tends to always have a baseline of quality and have better plots/writing, Wynorski's can be all over the place. This is one of those films where he really hit the high end of things, though.The biggest strength in this film was, by far, the casting. The plot was a paper thin rehashing of the previous Witches of Breastwick with minor changes. Where it really shined was in the gorgeous women in this installment.Tylene Buck is absolutely gorgeous, and seeing her in the act of sex, even simulated, is something I've been hoping would happen for a long time. She delivers in her scene with Frankie Cullen, and it totally steals the movie.The overall bustiness of the cast is excellent as well, but that's typical for one of Wynorski's skin flicks. Obviously a breast man, he picks the biggest and the best. I missed Wynorski regular Julie K. Smith, but that can be forgiven because of her being in the previous installment in the series.

The Witches of Breastwick 2 stars veteran late night actress Nikki Fritz. She's made a career in the erotica movie business. Blessed with a outrageously hot body Nikki Fritz screams sex appeal on screen. I won't kid myself about The Witches of Breastwick 2 being anything more than a Cinemax staple. What cannot be denied is how good Nikki Fritz looks nude. Perfect hair, perfect tan, perfect breast job, perfect legs, and trimmed landing pad if you catch my drift. Her acting ability is overlooked for obvious reasons to viewers. She's a better actress than Cameron Diaz who has that annoying laugh. The Witches of Breastwick 2 is outright campy. I could go over the plot, but what would be the point?