Unrated: The Movie
Unrated: The Movie
| 10 October 2009 (USA)
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Frank is a filmmaker who brings a group of actresses to a cabin in the woods to make a film. While there they stumble upon a book, a book that belongs to the Book Keeper. The book is in no way an ordinary book, as it brings demons to earth, and now Frank and his actresses are the only ones to stop them. Source: horrornews.net

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Clevercell

Very disappointing...

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Allison Davies

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

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Lachlan Coulson

This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

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Jenni Devyn

Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

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manjodude

Haha! They tricked me into thinking it'd be a horror movie but this is a soft-porn scream. I mean a soft porn flick :) If the intention was to titillate the viewers, then it worked for sure! Almost all the lady stars in this movie expose. Of course in such productions, we can expect a story that's thinner than iPhone 5 :) It was quite funny to see the movie do spoofs on The Evil Dead, Hellraiser and who knows what other movies. There's nothing much to say really except that the movie clicks, at least as an adult entertainment :) Verdict: A Silly Billy, Adult Horror Comedy....

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smcdona8

I am a HUGE horror fanatic, from mainstream Hollywood movies, to big budget indie flicks to B and even C movies, and I will give any horror movie under the sun a try, so if you're a big horror fan too,you can imagine I've seen some pretty bad movies.That being said, this is probably the WORST movie I have EVER seen. Five minutes into it, I knew it was going to be bad, but I gave it a chance hoping maybe the comedy aspect or the FX would redeem it. Not only was it not even funny, but the (I admit) pretty good make-up and gore FX were limited to the last 20 minutes, and they certainly weren't good enough to make the rest of the movie worth watching. The acting was bad, there was barely a followable plot, and the worst part about everything is I think the makers of this movie really, truly tried to make a good movie. Avoid it, it's not even worthy of the 7-hundred something MB of space it took up on my hard drive. If you really, really, want to see this movie, fast-forward it through the first hour, and then it might be worth a 1-star rating. The only reason it got 1 from me is because I can't give it negative stars.

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simonpcpearson

There is nothing good to say about this film.The people making it didn't care one jot about it so why should the people watching it?When you cast people like Eileen Daly you're telling the audience that you don't care before you even shoot a frame.There is no script, no drama, no comedy, very little gore and no point to the whole sorry endeavour.While watching this monstrosity it was obvious that it was written (or improvised) by lazy, talentless people who simply couldn't be bothered to raise a single minute of it above the bottom of the barrel.At one point we are told that Eleanor James is " the next big thing in Hollywood" (!) yet she goes to a dingy shack in the woods- carrying her own suitcase and the "camera equipment"- for a clearly retarded director with a high street camcorder and no script. Yeah right, up- and- coming Hollywood stars do that all the time. I think that's how Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johannsen and Olivia Wilde started.Oh I've just thought of a positive, it makes a satisfying thunk when it hits the bottom of the trash can. Pathetic.

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regdyer-752-589598

The first part of the film is the pure comedy section with the highlight for me being the outdoor fight scene between the four lead ladies and the incompetent, one man band of a film maker named Frank played by Timo Rose. I bet the ladies enjoyed this particular scene. Also,the early verbal exchanges, with a touch of comedy, between the actresses which cleverly revealed their contrasting personalities and attitudes brought a smile to my face. The bumbling, fumbling Frank instantly reminded me of the old Three Stooges characters and it was interesting to note that Timo mentioned The Three Stooges in an interview presented in the DVD Extras section. His confrontation with Magdalena Kalley when he endeavours to take a sneak shot of her with his camera was another comedic highlight.We have to wait until the second part of the film before the horror sequences are presented but the wait is well worth it as the special effect segments prove to be highly effective. A big thumbs up to all concerned in this department.I was already familiar with the work of the two English lead actresses - Eileen Daly (a national treasure) and Eleanor James - and the performances of the two young German actresses, namely Magdalena Kalley and Annika Straub, have certainly encouraged me to look out for further films in which they appear. This film was the first major role for both these ladies and they reveal potential for further screen successes. I have seen Eleanor in several films when she had smaller roles and her performance in this film confirms my previously formed opinion about her capabilities. She has certainly enhanced her reputation and handled her part with great confidence and competence. This was particularly evident in the closing scenes. Clips of Eleanor's fight sequences will probably appear in future compilations of clips featuring girls with guns, swords and other weapons! My only criticism of the film is that the fight scene with a high kicking Magdalena did not go on for a longer period.The appearances of Manoush - one of my favourite actresses - in several scenes was particularly pleasing. This talented lady possesses the ability to dominate any scene that she appears in by merely standing and staring. Great expressions are once again evident. It is a bonus when she actually opens her mouth and moves! I formed the impression as the film progressed that everyone was enjoying their participation in the making of this movie and this contributed to my enjoyment of the film itself. It is a favourable and positive reflection on the film directors Andreas Schnaas and Timo Rose. There is certainly a sense that everyone involved are on the same wavelength and enthusiastic about their contribution.If the objective of a film is to entertain then this one certainly hit the target as far as I am concerned.

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