Touches You

Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies

There is definitely an excellent idea hidden in the background of the film. Unfortunately, it's difficult to find it.

This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

To sum this movie up I came up with these keywords or phrases: abhorrent walrus-abomination, washed up actors, Justin Long screaming, Johnny Depp's most useless cameo ever.I think I could go on, but it's easy to see why the movie has a 5-6 average rating on IMDb. Several people had written long paragraphs, but summed up short it felt like neither a horror movie nor a comedy. It is almost astounding how they even got the actors to partake in this.

I have watched plenty of horror films throughout the 70's, 80's, 90's, and so on. This movie is deranged, freaky, and will probably give this 40-something year old nightmares for a couple of nights. I think Kevin Smith was high on some serious shrooms while writing this film. It was more gross than any of the Saw movies, freakier than anything Stephen King has written, and it leaves me with an uneasy feeling. At the end of the movie, I literally said out loud "What the actual fffffff ..."

I don't usually make reviews. But I felt compelled to let everyone out there know how purely ridiculous this movie is. With a body-suit used in the movie, it was cheap and not realistic looking. Really takes you out of it. There is also the matter of the ending. Not going to spoil anything. But all I'm going to say is the girlfriend choosing the protagonists lifestyle at the end of the film, do to his inability to speak, is a CRAZY ILLEGAL CHOICE. It says it takes place a year after the incident but regardless, the protagonists wounds are still bleeding. The latex is shown coming off in multiple scenes when wet, and for some reason Johnny depps character has no further role past a massive cliff hanger at the second to last scene! What was that about? They can scream symbolism all they want, I think this movie was cheap in every way possible. Don't waste the 2 hours.

You are my walrus My only walrus You make me happy In a walrus suit Now don't you know dear I love my walrus Please don't take me out of suit.The near end of this movie had me wondering if I was high from swallowing too much cat hairs. The ending itself made no sense. I wouldn't recommend anyone waste their time unless someone wants to recommend this to the podcast "How did this get made?"