Totally Blonde
Totally Blonde
| 01 January 2001 (USA)
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Meg Peters just can't seem to find Mr. Right, she bleaches her hair blonde and we answer the age old question "Do blondes really have more fun?"

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Evengyny

Thanks for the memories!

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Wordiezett

So much average

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Greenes

Please don't spend money on this.

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Josephina

Great story, amazing characters, superb action, enthralling cinematography. Yes, this is something I am glad I spent money on.

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Chrysanthepop

Alright, the only reason I watched this was Krista Allen otherwise I was expecting a horrible movie and it was pretty bad. Allen looks hot but I prefer her non-blonde look and her dress sense in 'Totally Blonde' was awful. I'll start with the good points of the movie. It features some very nice solo numbers by Michael Bublé. The chemistry between Bublé and Allen isn't lacking either. For a débutant, Bublé is okay but at times he's a bit too weepy. Krita Allen grossly overacts with the exception of a very few scenes and sadly, she doesn't go nude in this one. Maeve Quinlan is decent and the rest of the cast is unbearable. The atrocious writing is extremely shoddy and even amateurs can do a better job. I hope the director has now chosen a different career path more suitable for him because film-making is not for him. He should be banned. This is one hell of a crappy movie with only one or two good points. If you want to watch Krista's beauty, go get her Emmanuelle series but if you want to see her act, then try to catch the last several episodes of 'What About Brian'. For Michael Bublé's singing, his CDs are available. Avoid this junk.

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thegentlesherpa

UNREALISTIC. Both of those guys would be getting laid more than carpet in a carpet laying store. One has his own freaking nightclub and sings like Sinatra, and the other has his own surfboard company and volleyball abs, and they waste their time (and intercontinental flights) on a girl with fake looking boobs that wont decide what she wants for another 5 years? The 'wall of insane polaroid baggage' should of been a dead giveaway. This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen, bar none. It's a sick adolescent fantasy, that will do more harm than good in the world. If its saying anything, I expected it to turn into bad soft core porn the WHOLE time, and it didn't, which is even lamer.

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AMG2004

I'm almost embarrassed to be writing a review of this film. It features B-movie/soft-core porn star Krista Allen in a farcical attempt at romantic comedy. The only highlight is the Sinatra-like singing of Michael Bublé, the male lead. His acting is very bad, but his singing is good. The acting of Allen is painful to watch, and I continually felt pity for her. The other characters don't do any better.The script is atrocious, the interior sets look over-lit and low budget (especially the club), the photography is mediocre, the narrative flow is ridiculously compressed, there's no building on the theme of a woman changing her appearance to exploit a male preference (in fact, almost no comment on it at all), and Allen's character's behavior is so completely juvenile and immature that she becomes an obnoxious stereotype of the oblivious woman. This display erased any sympathy I might have otherwise felt for the character. Obvious attempts at humor were almost universally unfunny, and the soundtrack in many cases unsuccessfully tried to be jazzy (aside from Bublé's songs). The trite message of "Follow your heart" as the core of the film's plot had me rolling my eyes on multiple occasions.I am convinced that Andrew Van Slee lacks any real talent whatsoever (how many readers are saying "Duh!"?), having now seen three of his films (I won't bother with any more of them). There are so many truly great romantic comedies available that no time at all should be wasted on this one (instead, run right out and rent "It Happened One Night").

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HcoolP

when i saw the cover and i read the name of the movie i said hmmm must be another comedy of blond chick doing her thing and i was in the mood for a comedy and i didnt find anything better that night to watch so i said lets try it out and it turned out to be not just another blond movie it actually had an insight sure it had a blond wanabe story line but as the movie goes on it gets dumped for a more profound story i actually liked. so to whome ever is wonderin do u need to watch this movie yeah u do but ... leave it for anight when u feel like a funny movie whose not just funny nor too funny with a nice love story behind and no its not all guiiiii and stuff glad they spared that out its romantic just enought to be watchable without feelin bad :) and leavin u with a smile ;).

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