The Slaughterhouse Massacre
The Slaughterhouse Massacre
| 28 June 2005 (USA)
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Follow the story of several attractive teenagers as they try to have a fun time in a slaughter house after dark...

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Phonearl

Good start, but then it gets ruined

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Aneesa Wardle

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

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Jakoba

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

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Sarita Rafferty

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

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x_gorewhore

OK. I'll make this short and sweet;; this movie is horrible! It would be absolute heaven for a ten year old boy that has never seen boobs before and wants to brag to his friends bout it. Seriously if a man comes to your door and offers you eternal life if you watch this junk tell him to clear off cause it's really not worth your energy. I'd rather be beaten by a corpse then watch this again.Oh and for anyone that says it wasn't that bad did you fall asleep during this and dream you were watching a good movie with celebrities?Only buy Slaughterhouse Massacre/Sickle if you have a death wish or your being held at gun point.One * out of ten and I'm being generous.

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ja_10491

It was basically a rubbish porno. Pathetic excuse for a film. Although Marty Sickle does have some awesome one liners. Rubbish. Not very good. I would not recommend it. Blonde girl was pretty fit. Strange story line. Weird psycho killer man. Marty sickle rules. His victims drule. This is not a poem. This is me writing ten lines so i can give my review of the film. Thankyou for listening. It was basically a rubbish porno. Pathetic excuse for a film. Although Marty Sickle does have some awesome one liners. Rubbish. Not very good. I would not recommend it. Blonde girl was pretty fit. Strange story line. Weird psycho killer man. Marty sickle rules. His victims drule. This is not a poem. This is me writing ten lines so i can give my review of the film. Thankyou for listening.

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emmapollard-1

The start is like something out of a soft porn shop, the lighting's crap, the acting's crap. Simple as - how people can give it a 9/10 I have no idea, I've just bought it from EBay for £2.99 - straight in the bin, I can assure you! Don't rent it, don't buy it - as soon as you open the case you see why. The front cover is deceptive, and looks as though it could be moderately good but the disk itself 'Sickle' and that's it. It looks fake. Awful, it really was. I know it's only £2.99 but I could have spent it on something GOOD! Another point - it has no adverts at the start. That tells you all! So my advice - don't rent it. Or buy it. Or go anywhere near it!

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masters-cindy

Sickle /Slaughterhouse MassacreIf you like movies full of bad acting, bad plot, a leading lady that cant act and a hilarious killer you will still not enjoy this movie. how bad was this movie?, well I asked for a refund the next day and the retail shop kindly refunded me. Now you know. I almost thought they made a mistake at the rental shop at the opening scene. It looked like a cheap porno movie, but it wasn't.Where to begin.The party..must be the first party in history were only beautiful women are allowed. The lack of liquor and people smoking cigarettes are overwhelming, just one smoking pot. Why do all of this kind of movie always have a beautiful actress who cant act to play the leading role? She were beyond annoyingly bad.PlotDrunk teenage college kinds gets the idea to go and visit the legendary slaughter house.(but the leading lady Mandy keep telling them let's go home).But when they accidentally revive murderer Marty Sickle all hell breaks loose . Marty sickle must be the worst killer/ghost/demon in history.The dialog in this movie are almost as bad as the acting. Not even one person cant act. Have a heart. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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