Not even bad in a good way
... View MoreA bit overrated, but still an amazing film
... View MoreEach character in this movie — down to the smallest one — is an individual rather than a type, prone to spontaneous changes of mood and sometimes amusing outbursts of pettiness or ill humor.
... View MoreJust intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?
... View MoreThe Neverending Story(1984) is an amazing fantasy film that is one of the best films ever made. 10/10. The Neverending Story 2(1989) is a decent film that was partly messed up. 4/10. The Neverending Story 3(1994) is a disgrace to the series and to the world! 0/10. This film has horrible characters like Rock Biter Jr. and messes up the series by a lot. New plot=Sucks, new characters=Sucks, new cast=Sucks, new movie with no Atreyu=DISHONORABLE! In conclusion, this is a very bad movie that makes you want to go blind.
... View MoreUnwatchable, terrible piece of garbage. This makes The Karate Dog look like a gem. So lame, so poor... Born to be BAD! Do not watch this. A pure waste of time. Terrible dialog. Terrible gags. There is nothing to write about this. Ugly chicks. I hate this movie. Unwatchable, terrible piece of garbage. This makes The Karate Dog look like a gem. So lame, so poor... Born to be BAD! Do not watch this. A pure waste of time. Terrible dialog. Terrible gags. There is nothing to write about this. Ugly chicks. I hate this movie.Unwatchable, terrible piece of garbage. This makes The Karate Dog look like a gem. So lame, so poor... Born to be BAD! Do not watch this. A pure waste of time. Terrible dialog. Terrible gags. There is nothing to write about this. Ugly chicks. I hate this movie.
... View MoreOK, a few years ago I found at Target a package with all three Neverending Story films, also really cheap, so I picked them up. The first film is one of my childhood favorites and still holds up to this day. I'm not alone in this either, I didn't realize what kind of a following the film had and that others watched it as children too. I watched the second one when I got the package and thought it was alright, I also thought the title was pretty funny. Wouldn't it be hilarious if some person got a lawyer for "false advertising" because of the title of the Neverending Story? Anyways, the second one is just an alright film, a little below average but not terrible. Now, something about the third on gave me chills when I grabbed it, I think I should have listened to my instincts. I don't even know where to start with the badness. Now everything that was charming about the first film, throw it out! Everything that was trying to continue the story in the second film, throw it out! This is what was puked up from the two films and it's terrifying.Bastian Balthazar has begun a new chapter in his life. His father has re-married, and now Bastian has a new step mother, Jane, whose daughter Nicole is displeased at having a new family. Bastian has also started high school, where he has become victim to the Nasties, a quintet of bullies led by Slip. He manages to get them expelled by the janitor after they trap him in the boiler room. He flees to the library where he is surprised to find Mr. Koreander and The Neverending Story. The Nasties locate him, but he uses the book to escape to Fantasia. Bastian arrives in Fantasia, where he is reunited with old friends. However, the Nasties find the Neverending Story and use their cruelty to bombard the land with fireballs and a storm and now plan to steal the amulet to grant their own nasty wishes.See, normally I like bad films, however this was just bad. For God's sake, Valcor was this beautiful majestic wise dragon who spoke so wonderfully and made you feel special, this Valcor looks like a thrown out in the dumpster Chuck-E-Cheese costume. Not to mention the voice is completely different and sounds like some kind of ridicules Gilligan mook. Then the rock monster, who in the first film was the saddest figure, a giant who lost his friends to the Nothing and felt sorrow and spoke so beautiful now has a family, his wife talks like Arnold Schwartzenegger, he's now 1/5 his size and his kid wants to go on a motorcycle ride with him while he sings "Born to be Wild". The villain is no longer an entity; it's a group of bullies called The Nasties being led by Jack Black (LOL).There is nothing redeeming about this film. The acting is terrible and the only decent enough performance is Jack Black who you can understand why he was successful because as much of a bad story as this is, he looked like he was having fun. The costumes are just terrible and don't resemble the first film by a long shot. In short, the story is just horrendous and the magic is taken away in this film. Please take my advice, stick to the first film, it's a wonderful fantasy film that is filled with beauty and wonder. The second film isn't bad either, it's worth checking out in some ways. Take the advice of the movie: We must not give into the Nasty! 1/10
... View MoreHow I wish this movie never existed. So how many things are wrong with nes III? OK, every single problem with this trash's waste makes up one person. We would have the population of China, SQUARED. No, CUBED!!! Why is it bad? Here are a couple reasons why.1. They turned Falcor into a complete retard. Falcor was supposed to be mystical and wise. In this one however, he is the equivalent of Patrick Star.2. The rockbiter (or the rockchewer in this crapfest) is nowhere near the same one I know and love from the first movie. He rides on a motorcycle SINGING. In case you're wondering, I'm not joking. Watch it for yourself.3. The villains are unimaginative. In NES I, the villain was an abstract entity. In II, the villain was in human form. In this one, they're just school bullies. I'm dead serious. Don't believe me? See this movie and watch it for yourself.4. Inconsistencies. Count the stars. Then square that. That's how many of those you'll find in this movie.5. Bastian is useless in this movie. He does absolutely nothing to try and help the situation he is in. He doesn't take advantage of the wishes he could be making. Even the NASTIES are more heroes in this movie because they take advantage of what they have.That's why I want The NeverEnding Story III to never exist. This crap gets a doesn't deserve to be on IMDb, the dictionary, brains, the earth, the galaxy, the universe, and if we have one, GOD. THIS MOVIE DOES NOT EXIST!!!
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