Just perfect...

Dreadfully Boring

Watch something else. There are very few redeeming qualities to this film.

A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.

The movie is special in that it has two of the best female kung fu actors of the era - Angela Mao, and Chia Ling.I'm usually not impressed with a movie of this type from Taiwan, but this movie is special because of the two female leads. The two fight with ferocity that I feel sorry for the bad guys who they're after. The movie is not bad quality considering where it's from, but you can't compare it to the high quality movies Angela Mao starred in at Golden Harvest. But I can tell that this movie is not made by a committee of old producers (which many of the Taiwan made movies are by) because the story has humor, and innovative angles to it.Chia Ling, and Angela Mao looks beautiful, and their actions don't disappoint either. It's one of a kind movie that features both of them. Two female actors who even today there aren't anyone who's got the looks, and the training they've received at the Peking opera school.A very good movie that's aged well over the years, and is still entertaining to watch today.7.5/10

Angela Mao (WHEN TAEKWONDO STRIKES) and Chia Ling (aka Judy Lee, from QUEEN BOXER) were the two greatest female kung fu stars of the 1970s. LADY CONSTABLES (1978) offers the only opportunity to see them co-star on screen together. (Chia Ling makes a cameo in Mao's SWIFT SHAOLIN BOXER, 1978, but I don't know if they share the screen there or not.) Unfortunately, they're not working here with the top-notch directors, fight choreographers and co-stars that Angela Mao had at Golden Harvest, but with a considerably lower-budgeted crew. Their only formidable co-star here is Chang Yi (EAGLE'S CLAW), who doesn't emerge as a full-fledged fighting opponent until the very end. It doesn't help that the poor-quality VHS edition in which this film was released in the U.S. is a badly-dubbed and severely-cropped pan-and-scan transfer.However, as written and directed by Chang Hsin-Yi (KUNG FU COMMANDOS), the film actually provides its stars with an interesting plot and characterizations. The two ladies are both investigating the robbery of the "Five Shining Pearls" and the slaughter of the escorts carrying the pearls. Angela Mao plays the sheriff(!) of the town where the robbery took place and Chia Ling plays the niece of the slain chief escort. The male lead, a character named Hung Yi (played by Wang Kuan-Hsiung, from GREEN JADE STATUETTE), is the chief bodyguard for "the Prince" and his objective is not made clear until the end. His gimmick is that he refuses to talk and simply unveils little scrolls with appropriate messages inked on them when he wants to communicate. Not every message is translated for the English viewer. All three leads are pursuing the same villains and all engage in friendly and not-so-friendly rivalry, cooperating one minute and competing the next. There's a running gag involving coffins that are used to capture and bottle up each of the chief robbers. Whenever a fight ends, it results in the robber being caught by one of the good guys in a coffin and then shuttled off away from the others. A secret killer is at large who targets each of the prisoners and seeks to silence them before they can reveal any information about the whereabouts of the other gang members.There are five "masters" being sought, one at a time, by the good guys. Three of the masters have their own groups of henchmen who fight when the hero/heroines have caught up with them. The third master puts up quite a fight with his crew of "iron men," fighters decked out in clunky armor and helmets. Hung Yi figures out how to combat them with a powerful magnet acquired from a local blacksmith. Angela's fighting gimmick involves rolls of colored fabric that she shoots out to bind and topple her opponents, going so far as to use the cloth to hang two men by their necks from a tree limb in one early encounter. Chia Ling's weapon is a metal baton that hides a blade. She's also the one who buys the coffins used to nab the robbers, thereby drawing the participation of the coffin-maker who follows the trio doggedly, ever hoping to drum up new business. There's also a beggar who constantly shows up looking for handouts.There are 13 fight scenes, but they're all pretty short. The final fight is the longest (3 minutes and 24 sec.); the first fight is the shortest (20 seconds). Seven fights are under a minute. Only three fights are longer than 2 minutes. Judy and Angela fight each other once, but only for 24 seconds. An extended fight between the two would have made this film something truly special. The fights are generally well-staged, although there is too much reliance on flying leaps and mid-air somersaults. (Both actresses were skilled in this area, but I suspect they're doubled for the more elaborate acrobatic stunts.) The two actresses both plunge into the fighting with their customary vigor and fury and are always a joy to behold. Unfortunately, Chia Ling is only seen in five of the fights, while Angela is seen in seven. Wang Kuan-Hsiung is seen in eight. His movements are slower and broader and less interesting than those of the two ladies.The VHS edition offers an 87-minute print. I don't know how long the original was. I would love to see this in a restored, letter-boxed edition in Mandarin with English subtitles.ADDENDUM (5/24/15): I have since viewed a bootleg DVD of this film which gives a 112-minute running time when you check the DVD counter. However, it's the exact same print as on the VHS and they just let the tape run into black for 25 minutes after the film ended. The DVD is just as bad as the VHS and I believe they simply transferred the tape, which ran at EP speed, to DVD. This edition is on YouTube as well. Don't be fooled by the 112-minute running time.