if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

While it is a pity that the story wasn't told with more visual finesse, this is trivial compared to our real-world problems. It takes a good movie to put that into perspective.

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

THE DEAD DON'T SCREAM is a typical indie horror flick set in the woods, in which a bunch of camping college kids run into an unscrupulous gang of car thieves who decide to murder the witnesses rather than letting them go. What follows is a film replete with bikini-clad young actresses, stripping, some nudity, some gore, and not a lot of sense to go with all that. It's cheesy and quite slapdash in feel, but recognisable as an exploitation picture.

...and, yet, so stunningly bad that I was riveted. I simply HAD to watch the whole movie, to see how bad it could get. As time went on, the pacing improved a bit, a few of the actors managed to deliver their lines without sounding like robots, and some of the special effects impressed me, given the apparent micro-budget that they were dealing with. A few times I caught myself thinking, "Hey, this isn't so bad, actually...", and then someone would go back to using his/her robot voice, devoid of all inflection or emotion, or the dialogue would devolve into insipid clichés. Even so, I could tell that they were acting their little hearts out, and I guess their enthusiasm eventually won me over, because, at the start, I was dead-set on giving this movie a single star. Now, three stars may not be much, but for something this bad, it's actually quite generous. The music, while being rather derivative, was still derivative of bands that I like, so there was also that going for it. Finally, I'd like to say that the music video played during the credits was actually kind of catchy. If nothing else, it's worth it to watch this ridiculously bad movie, so you can listen to that dopey song and laugh at how cheesy it is.If you're looking for a serious movie about a serious topic, starring serious actors... hahaha. I pity you. But if you're into Troma movies, you might find some aspects of this atrocious movie to be unintentionally funny enough to enjoy. In fact, I could totally see some of the people eventually having an illustrious career at Troma some day, once they graduate from film school. Now there's a scary thought...

Im at a loss for words... this is terrible. This movie is awful, the script, the actors, the "special" effects, its all just utterly horribly bad.Selling or renting out this movie is actually the same as stealing peoples money.Id rather ride naked on a horse made of barbed wire and melting lava than sit through this garbage again.I nominate it for "the histories worst movie ever"-award.(and i have to write 10 lines about this shyte) (and i have to write 10 lines about this shyte)

I loved it!!! I didn't think I would at first - even during the first half hour, but something kept me watching. It really gets interesting and then you just have to know what happens next. The dumb girl characters were kind of predictable, but still great comic relief. Uncle Buddy was likable, but kind of scary at the same time. I was asking myself at the end..."hmmmm...I wonder if anyone is out there really doing that...YIKES!!!" The Tyler and Jeremy actors (Trey Caldwell and Jeremy Schwab) were great. They held the action together throughout. They're both HOT, not to mention how brave they both were:) This movie would be great for a Bachelorette party!!! I picked it up on Barnes & Noble, but I think it's also available on Amazon.