Tied for the best movie I have ever seen

A Masterpiece!

How wonderful it is to see this fine actress carry a film and carry it so beautifully.

Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

"The Brain" is a very funny caper comedy movie that takes place in Italy, France, England and the U.S. All the languages are spoken by the story locales and characters. English is interspersed in places. French is the main language, with the main action taking place in France. The opening song, "The Brain," with the title and credits is in English, and the title reads, "The Brain = Le cerveau." The film was made by the French Gaumont studios and was released across much of the European continent beginning with France in March 1969. It opened in the U.S. in November, and didn't show in the UK until 1970. The U.S. box office alone was more than 10 times the budget for the film. It was the most popular film in France in 1969.The plot is about a train robbery of £5 million ($7 million plus) in 1968 (more than $50 million in 2018). It follows on the heels of the actual 1963 Great Train Robbery in the UK. For this fictional robbery, three separate stories get intermingled. The Brain is supposed to be an Englishman who masterminded the UK robbery. By the way, the outcome of that took many years to round up and bring to justice most of the crooks involved. But very little of the loot was ever recovered. The Brain makes a Sicilian contact in Italy to launder the money from the heist. And, a couple of petty thieves in France hatch their own plan to rob the same train, using the methods of the Great Train Robbery. Neither the English nor the French planners are aware of the other group's existence or plan. All of this, plus a surprise twist adds up to some very funny antics. The cast of main characters follows the nationalities of the countries in which the film takes place. The main French stars are Jean-Paul Belmondo and Bourvil as Arthur and Anatole, respectively. The English star, The Brain, is David Niven as Col. Carol Matthews. American actor Eli Wallach plays the Mafia leader from Sicily, and Silvia Monti plays his sister, Sofia. Most of the supporting cast are French. "The Brain" has small doses of funny dialog, but most of the humor is in the antics and hilarious situations. It has a very funny plot with many humorous scenes. A pet leopard of Col. Matthews leads to one huge hilarious scene of destruction of a lavish apartment, complete with an aquarium size fish tank. The film has a little bit of everything, from a long distance car chase to massive fireworks. The last one-third is riotously funny. This is a must see film for those who enjoy comedy, especially antics. For slapstick, it comes quite close to the Marx Brothers or the Three Stooges. Here are some favorite lines from the film.Frankie Scannapieco, "I gave my word to mother and father that I would keep you as pure as gold. That's why I didn't take you to America." Anatole, "You're not thinking of hijacking 14 nations?" Arthur, "It's not like France is still under NATO." Anatole, "Okay. That changes everything, but..."Col. Matthews, finding the train car empty but the gang telling him the bags are all loaded below, says, "I do not understand. Strange. And I'm so clever."

This is the sort of film the critics love to label "a witless farce", and certainly for the first 30 minutes or so, this description would be fair enough. True, Gerard Oury's direction is rather inventive, but the acting tends to be so heavy-handed that it smothers the jokes (such as they are). An obviously dubbed voice for Jean-Paul Belmondo doesn't help matters. It's fortunate that the other main players – including the delightful Bourvil – speak their own English lines. In fact, the film was actually filmed in two versions. Nevertheless, it's still a bit of a pain until the introduction of super-charming Silvia Monti, at which point it definitely picks up, not only in Miss M's physical attractiveness, but in the level of the farce itself. Even the direction becomes more amusing and super-delightfully extravagant, while the budget becomes suddenly more and more expensive and expansive. In fact, some of the stunts are almost unbelievable, but we see them happening with our own eyes – and on real locations and with hundreds of extras too! Adroit film editing also adds a lot to our entertainment. In fact, it's a pleasure to see a real film director like Gerard Oury spending the producer's money so lavishly and well. True, not everyone will like this sort of crazy, super-expensively produced slapstick, but it becomes so well-timed and brilliantly directed, that – once Miss Monti enters the fray – I loved every second and minute of it! French title: Le Cerveau.

Occasionally seen on TV in France, this film has now been issued on a double DVD in France with French subtitles only. Picture quality is superb ( THX Standard ). The film is extremely entertaining, to say the least, quite normal as the directer is the great Gérard Oury and on a par with such films as Le Corniaud or La Grande Vadrouille. I'm sure it's well known across the world, even if people don't know its title, if only because of David Niven's head that slants to one side because his brain's too heavy. There's a mixture of actors here, some French, some foreign and it has that light hearted happy-go-lucky-swinging-sixties look as typified by the Italian Job and other similar films. Knowing the perverse nature of things, now that this commentary has been written, the film will probably turn up on DVD in the coming months !! Let's hope so anyway !

It must be nearly twenty years since I last saw this film on tv and so I have only a vague memory of it. I do remember it as being highly entertaining.David Niven plays a master criminal called 'The Brain' who is so massively intelligent, one of the give away signs of his identity is that his massive brain occasionally causes his head to go off balance thus causing him to keep it upright in his hands (very gallic sense of humour as this film appears to be largely French made).He plans a major robbery whilst trying to avoid the attentions of Interpol. One of the gang members is the great French comedian, Bourvil who had parts in among others 'Monte Carlo or Bust' and the tv series 'The Flashing Blade'.I would love to see this come on the tv again and can only think its been left off for contractual reasons over ownership of the rights and for royalty purposes.