One of my all time favorites.
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... View MoreNot sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.
... View MoreOne of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.
... View MoreI'm a fan of Jim Wynorski movies, don't get me wrong, but this flick left a whole lot to be desired. First off, we get a group of sorority sisters (four of them, no less) alone in the woods with only one guy "protecting" them.Anyone else see the sexual possibilities there?You could have lesbian scenes a plenty, or maybe the guy pairing off with each girl at different times, or even one big orgy, but we get none of that. Nope, none. Just a few seconds of Lorissa McComas and Nikki Fritz kissing, bare-breasted. Yep.There was a moderate amount of nudity, but far less than what you would expect Cinemax has on in the middle of the night on a Friday. Julie Strain makes an appearance as the Bare Wench herself.Oh, did I mention this is a parody of "The Blair Witch Project"? You get most of the scenes you see in the real movie....they lose the map, get lost, yell at each other, the only guy disappears, and when they go look for him.....they find weird stuff left behind. They've even got the "shaky camera" feel to it.Look for Julie K. Smith doing Heather Donahue's "I'm sorry" speech with the flashlight from the actual movie. Looking straight up at her face from below, you see these two large mounds obscuring your view.....yep, now that's a sight to see.All in all, it's painfully short and not too straining on the senses. Look for a cameo by Andy Sidaris (yes, Andy Sidaris, no kidding) as a local store owner named Dick Bigdickian. Don't laugh too hard at that name, please. It's real hard not to, because I know I did!Sex: D- Women: B+ Story: C- Overall: C-
... View MoreThe only reason to see this truly abysmal rip-off of "Blair Witch Project" is to see four hot chicks wander around in the woods flaunting everything they have. Julie Strain (as the Bare Wench) is hot as well. This film sucks, but at least there are some hot lesbian scenes (hotter than the scenes from "Wild Things" with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards). At least it's slightly better than Jim Wynorski's "Hard to Die" (read my review). I'd give anything to get their phone numbers. My evaluation: * out of ****.
... View MoreWynorski films are always excreble. This is just another case in point. Out of the five naked women shamelessly flaunted here, MAYBE one has real breasts. And that's a strong MAYBE. No humor, no gore, just boobies, boobies, boobies. And some tepid softcore lesbo action. But know what? For fifty cents less than this video rental, I could have rented legitimate porn. Do I feel cheated? With Wynorski, always. So I prepared myself for a letdown, as one must always do.
... View MoreThis is one of the coolest movies ever! A direct parody of the hit film BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, it's everything that sorry sack wished it could've been. Definitely a more satisfying movie-watching experience, WENCH was shot on videotape and features B-movie actresses Julie K. Smith, Nikki Fritz, Julie Strain, Antonia Dorian and Lorissa McComas. Not only does this movie look and feel just like the original (there was no script or budget), but several of the scenes are duplicated exactly, from beginning to end. It's well-acted and believable, eye-poppingly sexy, and is truly funny. I give props to everyone who was in this, they were awesome. You will be astonished at what director Jim Wynorski achieved just using flashlights and silicone. People that think these ladies can't act will find themselves sorely mistaken, as their improvisational abilities are just as good as those of the original cast. For anyone who saw BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and felt somewhat let down, BARE WENCH will undoubtedly lift your spirits.
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