The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.

There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

Though the feminism, homages, minute jokes (banana split sign), and environmentalism are greatly appreciated, they are not enough to salvage this movie from the crippling restraints set upon it by its low budget. If this hadn't been a B-movie, perhaps the additional funding could've given the themes a strong foundation to make a real cultural impact, but unfortunately a movie about a woman taking control of her sexuality and gaining confidence in it will more than likely remain a cult classic without any real cultural impact, regardless of its obvious potential importance. Loved the message, but the execution was sloppy B-movie horror with all of the pitfalls that traditionally come with it.

It's silly, ridiculous, incoherent, and they somehow also managed to make the fact that a chick has teeth in her snatch boring. How the hell did they do that??? I've seen some really bad movies and you can usually at least laugh at the bad acting or lack of story but this is just complete nonsense. Avoid it.

Teeth isn't just bad, it's Troll 2 bad. The perfect storm of everything that could go wrong with a horror film and paying none of the price for it. It's a cult classic. Arguably, the most infamous scary movie about genitalia since Sleepaway Camp. Growing up, people referred to it with urban legend status. "Hey, did you see that movie about the vagina with teeth?".. that kind of thing. The editing is terrible, the sound design is awful, the acting is terrible. The screenplay is rife with such brilliant lines as "I haven't even jerked off since Easter". That's so awful it belongs on a T-Shirt. We have the stupid moments that jump out at you and leave you speechless like two lovers sharing a dog treat and the sight of a crab trying to get at a dismembered penis. Teeth is pitched as a black comedy that gives us a Lorena Bobbitt style cautionary tale. But it's eternally dopey and terribly made. Even if that's on purpose, it doesn't make it any better.

Teeth (2007) Yet another re-watch I have only seen it's once before, I wasn't big fan it at the time, It's strange plot in the movie, I think it would have worked better for short movie better. I did find some parts of the movie little slow and boring at time first half hour but the movies soon picks up again! There were some funny moments in this movie and some very gory moments but I didn't feel like the fact, some scene kind of repeated them self for second. I wasn't big fan tailwager being chopped off , Once wasn't enough, it got boring after the first! I thought the acting was decent from the whole cast I did like better then the last time but not by much! 5 out of 10