Pretty Good

For all the hype it got I was expecting a lot more!

The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

It's silly, ridiculous, incoherent, and they somehow also managed to make the fact that a chick has teeth in her snatch boring. How the hell did they do that??? I've seen some really bad movies and you can usually at least laugh at the bad acting or lack of story but this is just complete nonsense. Avoid it.

Teeth isn't just bad, it's Troll 2 bad. The perfect storm of everything that could go wrong with a horror film and paying none of the price for it. It's a cult classic. Arguably, the most infamous scary movie about genitalia since Sleepaway Camp. Growing up, people referred to it with urban legend status. "Hey, did you see that movie about the vagina with teeth?".. that kind of thing. The editing is terrible, the sound design is awful, the acting is terrible. The screenplay is rife with such brilliant lines as "I haven't even jerked off since Easter". That's so awful it belongs on a T-Shirt. We have the stupid moments that jump out at you and leave you speechless like two lovers sharing a dog treat and the sight of a crab trying to get at a dismembered penis. Teeth is pitched as a black comedy that gives us a Lorena Bobbitt style cautionary tale. But it's eternally dopey and terribly made. Even if that's on purpose, it doesn't make it any better.

I feel that this really enlightens others of the occurring problem of vaginal teeth. This "adaptation" destroys the manhood of men everywhere and must be stopped. I myself have fallen prey to the horror of them and I feel the loss and the pain everyday. This needs to be researched and studied before it's too late. They are slowly making their way into our world and could possibly be with you right now. If this is not stopped the world will be destroyed. We need to stop it now and save ourselves and the children. Please ladies and gentleman always look before you hook and always carry a heavy duty nail file. And please... Think of the children.

I have seen a lot of horror and other films and i never raised expectations no matter what the film genre is when i heard about this film i had hopes but i was left with disappointment after watching this film its boring and not even little bit entertaining however it does leaves a false message to men that sex is bad and women are evil,i don't know if this movie can be classified into a horror category its not its more like a dark comedy or satire.The Plot:a young high school girl Dawn soon finds out after having sex with a boy that shes got something dangerous inside of her.The Cast:Jess Weixler shows some good acting skills other then that the rest cast is passable.The film is about a girl who has Vaginal Dentata she does get intimate with some men and they die because of the teeth inside vagina damaging their sex organ and for revenge she does it with her brother and a boy but the end the girl chooses to become some sort of freelancer or just for fun murderer to punish men she's got a weapon and is not afraid to use it plus no jury can convict her,the film got great locations and scenery but unbelievable bad story a tale that has stupidity written allover it as a lot of critics and people have talked about this film the positives or flaws but to further talk about this is a waste of time.Overall Teet 2007 is a dull film avoid it at all costs if anyone is thinking that this is hardcore stuff beware its not there is no such thing here my rating is 3/10 Skipp it.