Too much of everything

Fantastic!

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

This movie feels like it was made purely to piss off people who want good shows

It might fool ignorant people but the film is not relevant, it tries wayyy too hard to be cool and it ends up being one of the fakest film scripts and characters I have seen in a long time, makes the kardashians feel real, anycow, the film has no soul but tries hard and tells it in your face that it has, so there is no subtext, and the whole time they are telling you what the themes are with dialogues and it becomes simply boring, it is one of the most boring films on earth, the jokes are fine tho, it should of been a bunch of sketches or even a t.v. show, but on film it simply didnt work, the plot is all over the place if theres any, the antagonist is there for like 3 minutes in total, it just did not deserve a film, the story was too thin and not worth telling. The first one had something to say, this one should of been a blog article.

Ted 2 is a sequel (not the first plot) where we see the unique puppet-human duo on another drama sequence creating problems, well this time they are 'encountering' unexpected problems (Can't spoil any) the humor is finer in this one, I liked this plot even more, the same cast is back, except for the black-haired girl who is unreasonably absent in this one (I disliked this) and was somehow replaced by a blonde girl (Samantha) just for the sake of having another love story take place, this very aspect is both good and bad. The ending of this one is much better, and I like the idea this is no longer about some puppet-abductor fools who try over and over to steal Ted (To me that is ludicrous), it's about some real problem, law problem, and I loved how it all ended.7.5/10 , Better than Ted 1, I would watch this one again !

The original "Ted" was one of the most unique movies I had ever seen...and also one of the best movies I saw in 2012. I was a fan of the Family Guy-style humor, as well as the fact that a movie about a living stuffed bear could make me both laugh and feel. Unfortunately, this sequel (while still providing a number of good laughs) just couldn't live up to its predecessor in any category.For a basic plot summary, "Ted 2" resumes the life stories of Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) and John (Mark Wahlberg) and their crazy antics. Ted is now married to fellow cashier Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth) and they want to have a "little Teddy" running around. However, after the obvious insemination difficulties (!), they are stymied further when Ted is ruled "property" by the government. The gang decide to fight the case and are assigned Samantha L. Jackson (Amanda Seyfried) as the junior lawyer hoping to make a mark in her career by winning the case.The obvious issue with this movie is that the novelty has worn off. In the first film, McFarlane could practically get by with the sight gag of a talking teddy bear. That is no longer the case now, with this next film having to rely solely on the humor. Much like "Family Guy", which is now almost completely in the tank (its comedy has dried up), "Ted 2" can't sustain nearly two hours on straight comedy alone. With the novelty gone, it turns into more of a generic, run-of-the-mill comedic effort.Another weakness is that the role Mila Kunis played in part one is not present here. Seyfried brings her own style to the proceedings this time, don't get me wrong, but there was a better chemistry between Kunis, Wahlberg, and MacFarlane. Again, though, perhaps that is just as much because the story is more original in that original film.All of that being said, "Ted 2" still managed to provide me with enough laughs to give it a decent three-star ranking. Had it not started off so terribly slow (after nearly 30 minutes, I was worried it was going to be a completely unfunny disaster), it could have even been bumped a tad higher. Unless a really original, groundbreaking script surfaces for this franchise/characters, it is likely that this will and should be the last installment in the adventures of our furry friend. I would probably see a third one...but with extremely lowered expectations.

Why did the lovely Amanda Seyfried get involved in this crass stuff. Never saw the first one but because it was so popular picked up this DVD. About 10 minutes into the movie I had to ask myself...when do I laugh. It just wasn't funny...in my opinion anyway. It just tried to shock. And it didn't do that to me either. I lie. I did chuckle at least twice. Amanda, please find another agent. I mean, the whole idea of a talking Teddy is nonsense so why involve serious issues like acknowledging minorities etc. And how obvious was that Morgan Freeman cameo. I doubt he was ever within 1000 miles of the furry hero when his scene was shot.