Just so...so bad

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.

Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.

Much hoopla attended this film when it first came out. It was the first Image Comic book character to be made into a movie, probably most remarkable today for beating out the Marvel franchise by a full three years prior to 2000's "X-Men". The hoopla quickly died out however, and hopes for a much anticipated sequel even before this movie's release was confined to the dust bin along with the hopes for any other Image movie follow-ups.I followed the comic for a time, and the movie pretty much took on the aspect of the early story line from what I remember. It had the regular characters like the Clown/Violator (John Leguizamo), Jason Wynn (Martin Sheen), Cogliostro (Nicol Williamson) and Terry Fitzgerald (D.B. Sweeney). But much like the comic book, the story was not easy to follow, and the characters seemed to pop up at random without much coherence. The main issue I have with the character of Spawn (Michael Jai White) is not so much with the assassin turned minion of Hell, but the idea that not a single person seemed to be turned off by his grotesque appearance. Not even kids like Zack (Mike Hughes) or Al Simmons' own daughter Cyan (Sydni Beaudoin). You would think Spawn would at least get a 'Eeeuuuwwww' response from some mere mortal on earth, given he had a brutally scarred face that even a mother couldn't love.With that, most of the story's credibility goes down hill, especially given the main premise. Spawn is recruited by Malebolgia, Master of Hell to lead Hell's army against Heaven in a final Armageddon-like showdown. Spawn/Al Simmons' former employer Wynn has a device implanted in his heart that's linked to deadly Heat-16 explosives, the idea being that if someone were to kill him, the explosives would detonate, releasing a deadly virus that would start Armageddon and initiate Hell's attack on Heaven. But wasn't that Malebolgia's point anyway? Why involve a middle man when they could have begun the assault at any time on their own terms? Why didn't the screenwriters think of that? The best I can say for the film are some of the neat special effects, notwithstanding the gross make-up job on Spawn himself. His cape was a whole lot cooler than Batman's, having a life of it's own it seems, and morphing into a number of varied effects. But it's not enough to salvage the picture, even if you were a fan of the comic book character. But the good news I guess, is that the Spawn comic lives on, still going strong as I write this with it's two hundred and seventy eighth issue!

This is one of the worst films ever made. The script, directing and acting are all cringeworthy. It fails to be cool, scary, sexy, exciting... it fails at everything. Some of it is entertaining for the wrong reasons, but it makes no sense how a film this big can be so bad. But this is New Line in the late 90s. These people made Mortal Kombat. Like MK, its a good premise just fumbled tremendously. To its credit, Spawn probably inspired successful trash like the Resident Evil movies. But you can skip it unless you want to experience the worst of Y2K culture.

Spawn (1997): Dir: Mark A.Z. Dippe / Cast: Michael Jai White, John Leguizamo, Martin Sheen, Theresa Randal, D.B. Sweeney: Comic book action film about what will emerge from our lives and how it will influence or affect those around us. A cop is set up to be killed and he receives the option of returning for vengeance thus leading Satan's army, or death. Naturally he returns for vengeance but his real concern is his fiancé who has moved on and married his partner. Only his dog Spaz seems to recognize him for his body is burnt plus he has the ability to transform. Director Mark A.Z. Dippe is backed with creative visual imagery as well as a sympathetic performance by Michael Jai White as Spawn. He is full of pain and anger for justice but ultimately he makes several grand decisions that will strengthen him by film's end. John Leguizamo is outstanding as a demonic clown despite conventional placing. Martin Sheen is standard as a corrupt government official in what is really a big disappointment. Theresa Randal as Spawn's wife must bear her loss and move on, which thankfully drives the story further. The relationship between her and her deceased husband's partner is done with taste. D.B. Sweeney plays his best friend who evidently becomes the new romantic interest in his wife's life. Comic book fans will enjoy the overwhelming production that also spawns a theme of regret and reflection. Score: 7 ½ / 10

Ah Spawn, we all know and love this McFarlane creation don't we. The ex-assassin back from the dead as a demonic hellspawn (from hell) armed to the teeth with weapons and with a living suit that is able to metamorphosis into virtually anything that is required at any given moment...handy. His world is dangerous, dark, grimy, violent, savage, chaotic, vicious and bloodthirsty. He has battled thugs, drug dealers, pedophiles, murderers, the KKK and various creatures from the bowels of hell.If there is any comicbook character that is definitely not for young kids then this is it. Could this comicbook character be anymore badass? the material screams out for a solid ultra violent adult movie adaptation. How could anyone even consider the notion of making a PG-13 out of this graphic splatter fest! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!..bahaha!..haha...hehe...ahem...oh.I quite liked this despite many problems with the movie. Unfortunately this characters outing has aged badly showing some horrendous early CGI effects which will shock you. The visuals are generally decent at times, like the comic its very dark, Gothic and grim, but its also very obviously filmed on sets and looks a bit fake. Sure the cold night rain comes down in sheets whilst the mist swirls as Spawn leaps around in his fantastic looking living suit...but you need more than that. The other fantasy based creatures are also well created, Clown especially...very dark, humorous and quite chilling. Leguizamo played him brilliantly swinging from reasonably placid too nasty, vicious and perverted in the bat of an eyelid. Best thing about the film easily, kudos.The Violator is also pretty cool looking in a life size model form yet like a lot of the film the CGI version is pretty lame and ruins it. CGI is a problem with this film as its drenched in it, almost everything is CGI and frankly not much is any good. Jesus Christ even the opening credits are rendered in hokey-ass looking CGI! you can tell back in 97 CGI was the new toy.On the whole the CGI ranges from excellent on Spawns cape, to poor video game type visuals on most other things. Hell being the worst with a terrible looking Malebolgia and very plain unexciting looking backdrops, it looks like a student created it at home. The whole thing is very amateurish looking these days it really is, heck even back in the day it didn't come across that well. What's laughable if you look closely is all the legions of Hellspawns are clearly on some kind of animated loop as they all do the same action in the background! Its so obviously the same actor replicated a gazillion times, seriously poor.The best CGI is probably the work done on Spawn's mask, apart from his cape that is. The small sequences where we see his living suit/mask slide and form over his burnt face is still pretty slick even to this day. Sure his eyes look a bit too big and green but on the whole his mask does look the business. The fact its wet really gives it a living vibe, as though its pulsating, its one of things that does work in this movie.The acting is hammy with a slight serious edge, but in general its very cheesy. Sheen chews up the scenery and seems to enjoy himself whilst Jai White seems to be going for broke possibly after more comicbook roles. Clearly not expecting much here but this is suppose to be a dark violent franchise, lets try and be somewhat realistic and less camp huh. This film yearns to be harder and more violent (like the comic, what a waste), it is dark brooding and Crow-like for sure but its so watered down its quite painful.Despite that there is this uneasy feeling throughout where you're not too sure which way the film wants to go. Is it really for a wider audience? is it maybe more for adults? certain scenes seem quite risky and close to the bone but then at the same time its all so docile with no real visible violence or blood, realistic or otherwise. It gives the film an unbalanced feel because its lost somewhere in the middle which will leave both sides of the equation not enjoying the film. Like other similar comicbook franchises they must decide which way they wanna take it, its gotta be for kids or not, simple as that.Despite that it does have a certain charm which appeals to me, its dark Batman-esque world with hellish creatures and brooding anti heroes still manages to be enjoyable. Spawn being a very likable character, Wynn is also suitably creepy and Bishop is changed to a female for some reason but pretty hot with some nice gun/blade action. Add some relatively decent action sequences which are kinda fun in a tame kinda way and you can almost get some enjoyment outta this. At least there's a solid thumping soundtrack to be had.I still wonder what could of been, what it could of achieved had it been made for adults as it should of been. Visually its pleasing if you like this kind of thing (in general), there is just enough comicbook sleaze here to get your teeth into and it still beats 'Ghost Rider' any day of the week.5/10