Thanks for the memories!
... View MoreThis movie was so-so. It had it's moments, but wasn't the greatest.
... View MoreWhen a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
... View MoreActress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.
... View MoreThis movie has comedy that one must understand! The old man who is a janitor makes the movie! When the door was stuck he referred to it being "tighter than an Irish CUNT!" When he slams his finger and says "that will be bigger than a donkey's DICK tomorrow morning"! My family and I still laugh about this today!
... View MoreThis is a low budget cheesy 1980s comedy horror film with a lot of tit and ass.Three nerdy frat types sneak in to see some college girls initiation ceremony that includes bathing naked, spanking each other and spraying whipped cream on each other. When the nerds are caught in the sorority house by the den mother the sorority girls and the nerds are ordered to steal a prized trophy from the local bowling alley. An accident causes the trophy to break open releasing an evil imp who wisecracks and creates havoc. The imp initially grants wishes but those wishes have a horrible twist. It is up to Calvin and Spider to try and stop the imp.This is a dated 1980s film, shot in the dark to hide its low budget and cheap looking animatronic imp. It has cheesy humour, lots of nudity plus gratuitous violence. It is still not a good film.
... View MoreOkay, this was one of those movies I rented (on VHS) when I was bored and thought I couldn't get much more so. Wrong. This movie will bore you silly. The whole things stinks of something that was dreamed up at a stoner party. The idea that a demonic imp is trapped in a bowling trophy and that once released it will take over the world with its female bowling minions ought to have some goofy appeal, but the whole thing is so ham-handed and clumsy that no effective comedic or satiric tone is ever struck. The movie fails as comedy, cheese, horror and as a result just doesn't engage the viewer on any level. The effects are unspecial, and the plot has no twists. It plays out just as you anticipate it would. 80s B-movie 'icon' Linnea Quigley has a good appearance here, but as usual she doesn't really give a performance. She just strikes a spunky note and carries on from there. It's an 'attitude role' rather than an acting one, although to be fair she was pretty good at this. Fantasy model Brinke Stevens appears here briefly but doesn't do anything much. The other performers are total no-talent nobodies, and even if there were any talent on display, the script gives them nothing to work with and the director cannot direct actors. Strictly for completists who have to see every grade-Z movie out there.
... View MoreIn the running for the cheesiest movie I've ever seen (right up there with "Zombie Lake") this film started out extremely slow. I have to admit, I almost turned it off. It got a little better about 30 minutes in, luckily.The plot is absurd and the script is poorly penned. The acting is third or fourth rate. Three 'nerds' spy on some sorority girls. They get caught and then as punishment get 'forced' into a prank that the initiating girls must pull off in order to get into the sorority. They are attempting to steal a bowling trophy (what the hell???) from a bowling alley and they unleash a horrible imp who grants them wishes that turn into curses.Linnea Quigley's punk rock criminal character is the only thing that saves this movie at all. She has some awesome lines and shines as the best actor in the bunch (sadly.) Also, a dude gets decapitated and they bowl his head down the lane which was pretty nice.Definitely the kind of movie you saw on USA Up All Night back in the 90's. Chock-full of ridiculous high school fantasies. Yikes! 4 out of 10, kids.
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