Instead, you get a movie that's enjoyable enough, but leaves you feeling like it could have been much, much more.

Clever and entertaining enough to recommend even to members of the 1%

It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.

Amazing worth wacthing. So good. Biased but well made with many good points.

September 2, 2011 "Shark Night 3D" is the worst shark picture to come out since "Jaws: The Revenge" sunk audiences back in 1987 and scared them away from going to the theatre to see a shark movie. "Deep Blue Sea" reminded us to stay away and"Piranha 3D" was considerably bad but this picture shows that the shark movies are long outdated and dead in the water. I knew this going to be bad but I didn't think it would be as terrible as it is. This film is just awful in every aspect.It's about a group of university graduates, Sara (Sara Paxton) and who the hell cares, who drive to Sara's family vacation home on a private lake. When one the kids goes wake-boarding, he is attacked by a shark and loses his arm. Realising the lake is infested with sharks, they attempt to get to the mainland before they become lunch.That was an easy plot to get through mainly because I don't care about anyone of anything in this picture. Thanks to a faulty PG-13 rating, the gore is reduced and the nudity is cut out. I walk into every film expecting something out of it but I got nothing from this but a headache. I had a hard time trying to figure out what the title of the film means? What the hell is a Shark Night? The 3D aspect is to rip audiences off, even more, most of them paying 12 dollars to see this and we are left with one of the worst films in the last 30 years. I think this might be more stupid than "Jaws: The Revenge." I use it because its fabled for being a terrible film that Universal Pictures road off. It's so easy to compare the films but I think this trash might be more stupid in terms of intelligence.Do You remember in "Friday the 13th Part III" when the van died and the woman becomes trapped and must fight Jason in the barn? Now in the digital age, cell phones lose service and the characters must find a way out of the situation. In this case, it's driving a boat on the water and hoping they don't become lunch. It's very hard to confuse me with a movie but I had to ask myself the question "how does one get the idea to feed college kids to sharks simply by watching the discovery channel?" While, they try to make sense of that by using the digital age as a backdrop. The moron villains of the film have dumped the sharks into the lake with cameras attached to the bellies in an attempt to show snuff films on the internet. I don't feel bad that I ruined that and I might reveal the end of the picture because this is as close as I hope you get to seeing this film.None of the characters prevail in any form and are simply shark bait. The screenwriter of the film couldn't have worked very hard to write something decent and his decision to write a screenplay where the film is taken seriously as a slasher film is laughable. I can't begin to believe a major motion picture like this could be greenlit or maybe I can. With the rise of recent 3D movies, it's no surprise that this was conjured up as a means the suck the dollar out of the average moviegoers. Why not, 3D failed to save the "Jaws" series back in 1983 and since 3D is too expensive, post-production 3D is cheaper, hence ripping off audiences more who will pay to see this. Even the 3D to the film is bad. There are two aspects: 3D above the water and 3D under the water. The depth of field under the water is so sharp, it will give you a serious headache.Sara Paxton is wasted in the film as the one who is supposed to have brains, none of them do, but it's the stupidity of the characters that really took me by surprise. Why would you swim out into shark infested water to retrieve your friends arm after he was just attacked? Furthermore, why would anyone arm themselves with a harpoon and venture into the water to attack the shark that ate your girlfriend? you might get eaten you know. The sharks look worse than anything in this picture. They look absurd and one of them leaps out of the water and attacks someone on a jet-ski. It's worse than it sounds, trust me. By the second act, you know the moron villain, Dennis (Chris Carmack) and Sara have a history together and it will serve as the climax of the film.If you haven't figured out the ending yet, don't worry because It doesn't matter. I have decided not to ruin the ending, although it's very tempting but with a film as stupid as this, you can figure it out for yourself. When we learn the revelation, it's enough to make you want to get up and leave because we have had a horrible time. As pitiful as this film is, it speaks volumes about Hollywood as well. If they are willing to greenlight a cash grab film such as this, it shows the they are willing to easily rip off the unsuspecting moviegoers and that's about as despicable as this trash film is. Save you hard earned money, you will be thankful.0/10

Shark Night 3D (2011): Dir: David R. Ellis / Cast: Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Joshua Leonard, Katharine McPhee: This is quite possibly the worst film of 2011. It is certainly the opposite of Jaws, which stands as the best of shark suspense films. Here we have a bunch of airhead college kids speed boating out to the latest big party only to have sharks attack from everywhere. David R. Ellis has made terrible films before so why should he stop now? Check out Homeward Bound 2, Cellular or the notorious Snakes on a Plane and prepared to be surprised when this washed up junk is far worse than any of those titles are. We are given lame ass water skiing where the shark follows close behind, as indicated by the camera. Then the skier does a few flips that land him on his skies. The problem is that the camera is immediately tailing the skier even though it should be indicated that it might take a moment for the shark to do so. We have two nasty rednecks who apparently have nasty plans for the students that regard their new found bond with the sharks. One by one these idiots are attacked and devoured by sharks including scenes where these fish spring to great heights from the water to gobble up victims on speed boats. This is all pretty pathetic and the sharks couldn't look any less convincing than if they were portrayed by bath toys. They seem to zigzag through the water immediately at the slightest drip of blood. My suggestion would be to feed every copy of this wretched film to sharks. This film is so bad that the sharks would likely puke it up. Score: 0 / 10

After watching Shark Night, I was totally disgusted - NO character development, NO story, NO deep and meaningful inner message designed to enrich the soul and really make you think.Only kidding.If you haven't already figured it out, Shark Night is about sharks - sharks that eat people. And, if that's all you're looking for, you shouldn't feel too short-changed.Shark Night starts off with a couple of carefree, randy American teenagers, frolicking around in a salt water lake - guess what happens to them? Anyway, cut to the local collage where a group of seven insanely good-looking teens, all armed with quick wits and iphones, go to the same salt water lake to chill out.Then, when bikini meets shark teeth, there can only be one winner. Okay, so the sharks are all (surprise surprise) water-based, but don't worry, our human heroes find every excuse possible to end up in the water.So, there you have it. If you like your B-movies bloodthirsty and don't take things too seriously, you'll enjoy this (think Piranha 3D or Cabin Fever). Some other reviews have said the special effects looked cheap and there wasn't enough of the sharks. I found the FX okay and the sharks were hardly given any real dialogue to learn, so give them a break, okay? http://thewrongtreemoviereviews.blogspot.co.uk/

Judging from the movie's poster, which features a terrified young woman in a bikini being pursued by a massive shark, I'm guessing that Shark Night 3D was rushed into production to cash in on the success of the recent Piranha movies, which proved surprisingly entertaining thanks to an excess of nudity and gore. However, it soon becomes apparent that, in order to gain a 15 certificate (PG13 in the states) and thereby increase its potential audience, this one is missing all the 'good stuff' that made the Piranha films so entertaining.The first sign that this film ISN'T going to be as anywhere near as demented as either Piranha flick is when the first victim, a hot blonde in a tiny swimming costume, gets topless but fails to flash her goods and is then eaten by a shark in remarkably lame fashion. This unfulfilled promise of nudity and gore continues with the introduction of a group of college kids who take time out from studying to party at a lakeside villa, unaware that the water is teeming with voracious man-eaters (the reason for which is suitably daft); the girls (Sara Paxton, Katharine McPhee, and Alyssa Diaz) are all extremely fit, but apart from a brief bit of side-boob, there is no nekkidness, and the carnage is mostly limited to lots of blood in the water.The result is a reasonably entertaining piece of popcorn fodder aimed squarely at a teen audience—mindless, logic-free fun for the duration, but instantly forgettable.