Pretty Good

best movie i've ever seen.

Absolutely the worst movie.

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

A demonic CG shark has infected the lake of Paris, Tennessee. It has something to do with a nun who appears at the beginning and end of the film. The script and acting was so bad it was funny. I admit I laughed at all the babes and near babes roll around on the ground spouting out idiotic lines. Madison Carney was so bad, she made me howl. Roni Jonah as a shark psychic was also a hoot. The mentally handicapped girl playing with sharks....seriously? Yes the film was terrible and amateur from start to finish, but I eked out some entertainment from it. For serious bad movie lovers only. What did director Donald Farmer do? "Girls, read these lines like you can't act." And what could they possibly spent $300,000 on in this film? It is not as if they closed down the lake, there are boats in the background.Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity. Lots of girls in swim suits....and how big is this shark that it can swim in ankle deep water without showing its dorsal fin?

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!! THE WAY THE PLOT JUMPED FROM CHaracter to character was really realistic of real life and the clear acceptance of shark and vomit fetishes was very refreshing. my heart is warmed by this display of progress. So many strong female characters! with boobs! for the camera to zoom in on for uncomfortably long periods of time. Passed the Bechtel test!!!! also certainly the best CGI ever, really top notch, really took the concept of a shark to an interpretive level. as well as the concept of a child. there was that whole scene of a grown woman playing with shark toys on the playground before getting seduced in a dream. this movie also had a strong message about exercise. we watched random, often unimportant characters, walk. for a long time. honestly a third of the movie. they just didn't stop. there was also a very fit girl and the movie really showed how attractive muscular women can be by having a character named "Dad" in the credits take perv pictures of her for absolutely no reason. that plot line went nowhere. I also think this movie provided an interesting view of the Catholic church, showing both a Satan worshiping nun and an exorcist priest. i think its really valuable for people in this era to keep an eye out for wrongdoing in religion. there might always be a shark in the water. even if its a lake. totally the best movie I've ever seen. Donald Farmer is my world.

in the past long ago, i took a recording class in middle school and every "short film" that was made was more comprehensible than this. disregarding the quality, there's literally no story or plot in this movie. it's not even a movie. if you're buying it, you're buying it for the cover. more effort was put into the cover on the case for the movie than the actual movie, by far, as it's actually sort of not terrible, kind of. this piece of garbage was probably filmed in less than three hours. if any of the actors got paid, they're geniuses, because this took absolutely no effort or labor from them, except for the man who ran for five minutes of the movie without any cuts. he was literally just running for five minutes straight. why? i don't know. nothing in the movie is explained or clear in the slightest. the effects are horrendous. acting? horrendous. the individual shots? horrendous. i'd rather watch birdemic, and that's really saying a lot.

How many girls in bikinis were in this movie? If you decide to watch this movie, I dare you to count how much cleavage and sensual moments are in the movie. The audio is terrible, the soundtrack is horrible, the blood looks like ketchup and the acting is atrocious. The only reason you should watch this is if you want to watch hot women in bikinis being eaten by sharks made out of bad CGI. The CGI is even worse than the special effects from Jurassic Shark. Don't watch this movie, at all, if you don't like bad CGI and don't watch it if you're looking for a movie with good story and decent to good acting. 1.3/10, the previous efforts from the director of this aren't that good either.