Surprisingly incoherent and boring

Disappointment for a huge fan!

If you're interested in the topic at hand, you should just watch it and judge yourself because the reviews have gone very biased by people that didn't even watch it and just hate (or love) the creator. I liked it, it was well written, narrated, and directed and it was about a topic that interests me.

A clunky actioner with a handful of cool moments.

School Dance is a 2014 American comedy-drama musical film directed, written, and produced by Nick Cannon (Host of America's Got Talent, Wild 'n Out, Chi-raq). The film stars Bobb'e J. Thompson (Role Models, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl), Kevin Hart (Think Like a Man, Ride Along), Mike Epps (Next Friday, The Hangover), Amber Rose, Affion Crockett ( Dance Flick, Pixels),Luenell (All About Steve, Think Like a Man), Kristina DeBarge ( Former American Idol Contestant, Televisions Growing Up Hip – Hop), Katt Williams (Norbit, First Sunday), George Lopez (Balls of Fury, Rio), and Wilmer Valderrama (That '70s Show, Larry Crowne) The film was released on July 2, 2014 in select theaters, V.O.D, and Digital HD. This is also Cannon's directorial feature film debut. This film has a remarkable cast of talent, and honestly this movie isn't that good. On the other hand, it's a guilty pleasure of so bad that it's good.I'm aware that maybe one or two (or more) brain cells are dying as I watch this. But I didn't mind, I actually watched the film in its entirety. This film is fueled by sex jokes, stereotypes revolving around black and Mexican-American lifestyles; This hip-hop-infused musical movie features a gallery of notable comedians. Nick Cannon may not be the best director or writer. However, damn he can gather the talent! (If you want to call them talent)Even though this film is loaded with stereotypes, sex jokes, and brain cell melting vulgarity. There is at least an element of sweetness to the film in our lead character Jason, played by Bobb'e J. Thompson, a low self-esteem and less than well-endowed virginal high school student who has a hopeless crush on his beautiful classmate Anastacia, played by Kristinia DeBarge, who barely knows he exists. His only hope to impress her is to join the school's hottest "clique" and help them win a hip- hop, "Lock-In" dance competition, which offers a $2,000 prize. To be honest, a majority of the acting is so bad and over the top it's actually funny. Jason's mother, played by Luenell, is so outrageous, over –bearing, gun shooting, and loud you can't help but watch how much worse she or her character can get. Also, the pot-smoking principal, played by Mike Epps is so cartoonish it's hard to take him or anyone else in the movie seriously. Cannon also infuses the proceedings with various stylistic devices, including on screen graphics and freeze-frames, to mostly negligible effect. In addition, while Thompson and DeBarge are appealing, the veteran comic performers in the supporting cast are unable to rise above the cartoonish material. What makes films like Dope, Super bad and American Pie so memorable are at the end of the day we can relate to the characters. Another big issue I have with the film is a majority of the cast that's in high school don't look like high school students. Amber Rose is in high school? Seriously? (That's a nice high school).I know this movie is so bad that it's funny. Even though I don't think that's the intent. Nevertheless, it was so obvious, that the featuring endless scenes of leering shots of beautiful young women shaking their booties, and all the other goodies God gave them into the camera are only there to include the numerous music designed to provide the filmmaker the opportunity to contribute to the soundtrack. The slow- motion erotic car-washing scene is not even that offensive to women, because the males in this movie are just as badly and equally portrayed if not worse. (Car wash scene…I'm not complaining). So these are my final Bitchin' Buddha thoughts on the film School Dance. I know it's a bad movie, but I did have some fun even if it was for the wrong reason. At the end credits, I am indicating that the film was much more fun to make than to watch. At the end of the day, I'm glad I came across it. Even though I do not need to come across it again or any time soon. I wouldn't mind seeing what Nick Cannon does next. I believe School Dance earns a…5/10This review is brought to you by Boogie Buddha, and remember, don't just get down, but get Boogie. Thank you for reading and or viewing, and I hope you all have an amazing day as always. :)

One thing you can take away from this movie is the time you lost from watching it. All the swearing is not needed. This movie is not even funny thank God for fast forward or I would not have made it to the end. Mike Epps character is not funny unless you smoking dust or weed. Keven Hart character is weak. If you can fast forward to Katt Williams scene that is the best part in the whole movie.SHAME ON Nick For putting such poor comedy with all those teens swearing really wtf...Nick...Mariah should smack the Shish out you for this one. It is no doubt this is a low budget film. What is that fat ring around your neck. It looks so fake and disgusting. Just a low quality Production

It's quite entertaining, point to point comedies. Nothing to says, but it's quite entertaining. Yeah...entertaining. Well nothing to say but it's entertaining.Do I have to write down 10 lines. Hmm....it's classic comedies, that enough and quite entertaining for me. Nice..It's not enough lines, need two more lines. What else, ummmm...quite shocking at the end of the movies, big mamma's got the gun. Lol, it's quite funny, I thought the movies not end yet..hahaaa...Oh..I think it's already 10 lines. What's wrong, I know how to write. It is enough?lets..see. Done.

This movie was very funny to me i'm so shocked at the rating and disappointed. Yes the plot was simple and silly but most comedies these days are. This movie reminded me of a Friday movie in so many ways(even some of the characters had the same names) but with High School kids, but they did their thing and carried the movie well and and the veterans were just side characters but really took over when they were on camera Mike Epps, Kevin Hart, Affion Crockett, Katt Williams all did their thing in this movie and were hilarious. The music and the dancing also added a another piece to it and it was all songs i've never heard but were jamming i really liked it.Can't understand why black comedies get such a low rating it really sucks i'm not going into detail about that and just keep it light, but i found it way funnier than some bigger budget box office movies.But yeah if you like movies like Friday, Napoleon Dynamite, and Superbad with real funny characters and silly plots you should like this