Royal Kill
Royal Kill
| 10 April 2009 (USA)
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A fearsome warrior from the Kingdom of Samarza arrives in America to assassinate a high school girl. The girl does not know it, but she is the last living heir to the Kingdom. A noble guard arrives in America to protect the young princess.

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Wordiezett

So much average

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Dotbankey

A lot of fun.

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Connianatu

How wonderful it is to see this fine actress carry a film and carry it so beautifully.

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Jakoba

True to its essence, the characters remain on the same line and manage to entertain the viewer, each highlighting their own distinctive qualities or touches.

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vaughanbuckley

1. Acting - Eric Roberts and the young girl were OK but only in comparison to the dire acting by everyone else. 2. Production/Editing - What type of film medium was this recorded on... it was so grainy and unprofessional looking. The editing was slightly better than "woeful", utilising both speeding up movement and continuous jump shots making it hard to see anything except that one wrestling move. Also there was only about one and a half fight scenes to edit.3. Writing - It's like the writer woke up one day and decided to take a dump all over the script which is a shame because the premise was OK and the twist (If done right) would have been decent.4. CGI - There was no point in wasting money on it. It was terrible and not used often so when it was used it stood out like a spare nipple.5. Budget - What the hell did the $350,000 go on? No point in that big mountain helicopter shot, no need for bad CG, why hire Eric Roberts when that money could have been used on better equipment, lead characters and at least one light for that church part. They clearly only paid Eric Roberts for like an hour, he never changed his appearance even in the flash backs... he's not cheep and that money could have been used elsewhere.6. Sound- The location sound and the voice over was rubbish but the music was OK.

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burning_roses

I just watched this movie on Netflix. The name and the description definitely caught my attention because I was in the mood for "Knight in Shining Armor" type of movie.This was definitely not that type of movie.The description is, at its best, misleading. The story of the female assassin and the ordinary soldier is all in this man's head. In (this) reality, Adam is a security guard at a museum and unknowingly has a double life as a serial killer due to schizophrenia. Everything that has to deal with the Himalayan Kingdom and Nadia is fake and is imagined by Adam.The beginning seemed long and drawn out, but since the fight scene between the "warrior" and "Nadia" (which is really just Adam and his imagination), I was on the edge of my seat more or less thinking, "wtf?" as all these plot twists were being tossed out at me. It seemed like, "OK, so he is Nadia, I can get that. Oh, now this other kingdom planned it all, I can get that. Wait, so it is all completely imaginary? OK... I think I can get that..." It was just too many plot twists. I can't say that it was a bad thing, because I was still on the edge of my seat for it, but it didn't tickle my fancy.

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philip chang

So my wife goes online and the films rated 4/5 stars on our local rental site, so she sends me out to get it. I wish I'd bothered to read the stars names. If I'd known Eric Roberts was the leading star, I would have never picked it up.After a confusingly stupid intro that would be an insult to the intelligence of anyone who has read a menu at Wendy's, ten minutes into the movie, we still have no idea what's going on. Other notable points, sometimes the video looks like it's shot with a cheap handycam, the sound is awful when they're inside, the acting is painful...there's basically zero plot, fine, I can deal with it (I knew it was an action movie when I rented it) , I'll fast forward to the action... 5 minutes fast forwarding at 30x speed.. no action... another 2 minutes, finally! an action scene! Back to normal speed, and... what a disappointment. There's no real fight, just some shadowing stuff and then a guy jumps through a candy glass door. Wow... take that Ninja assassin!! 30 seconds later, I'm off the couch and back on my way to the video store to demand a refund or replacement. The rental clerk says, we usually don't do exchanges.. I explain how bad it was to him and that I only watched about 15 minutes before turning it off, so he makes an exception. He says next time just say it's scratched or something. I think to myself, If I'd scratched the DVD, I would have been doing the world a huge favor!!

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awpkiller2

I'd like to start by saying "LOL".Me and some of my friends had a lot of laughs watching this movie. Although it was not intended by the movie director I'm sure.This is one of those movies I had to write a little review of. It's filled with cheesy lines and more cheesy scenes. I don't know why the original title was "Ninja's creed. I didn't see anything ninjaish in this movie. I really don't understand "wonderyears123456" who has written a good review. Either he/she is part of the cast/crew, or not in his/her right state of mind. I was going to say pothead but I stopped there. It should not be summarized as "Very different", but "Very cheesy". Although I must admit that the music was in fact very catchy (maybe the only good in this movie). The famous actors "Eric Roberts" and "Pat Morita" aka Mr.Miyagi as "wonderyears123456" described, are not so very famous in my book. This movie should be nominated for the "cheesy movie award of the year" for poor writing, poor directing, poor acting and poor title.If your looking for a cheesy movie to laugh at, then this is a good choice. Otherwise don't wast your time.

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