everything you have heard about this movie is true.

Am i the only one who thinks........Average?

One of the best movies of the year! Incredible from the beginning to the end.

Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.

Normally, I can tolerate a slight bit of celebrity stupidity until I say: "Wait a minute! I just watched the most vapid movie with exploding toilets and collecting used condoms!" Paris Hilton plays Valerie English, the most pampered character of the movie. This movie takes stereotyping to a whole new level. The overweight, the Indians, the Drag Queens and the homosexuals are derogatory in this movie! Even by normal teen pandering schlock, this movie is filled with incredibly coarse sex jokes, that you would be wondering whether it's an adult movie or not. I prefer not to view this movie, but it still left me with a message, "Money can make you pampered and self indulgent like Paris." If money makes me like that, I would move out of my house, give my money to the bank, and stay homeless for the rest of my life! Paris was so grossed out by the final result, and she decided to boycott her own premiere due to nude scenes. I think she made sense. Pledge This is just vapid self- indulgent celebrity white noise.

This film so weird, it doesn't really make sense. The concept is simple enough, a bunch of social outcasts girls get bullied by the hot rich girls, social outcasts become friends and plot vengeance, hot girls organize big party, social outcasts take revenge by showing everyone films of hot girls in embarrassing situations, everyone (except hot girls) get what they want, end of story. For some reason, the film makers have failed to make this very simple concept work. The problem lies in two things, one, the narrator, why a brain dead film like this even needs a narrator is beyond me but anyway. The narrator is no one but the obviously evil queen hot chick and the narration is right along the lines of her stuck up personality. Essentially, having a jerk be the narrator doesn't work.The second problem is that the movie, or at least the first half of it, is filled with jokes that are not only childish and unfunny, they are also very strangely executed and really rather haphazard. Combined these two things make the first half of the movie veeeeery cringe worthy. The second half of the movie is also cringe worthy, but what stands out is that it is very inconsistent, it feels like he movie makers forgot to record several scenes and just skip straight to the end. Narrator suddenly, and for no reason, becomes good, tells everyone about her background yada yada ya, then everyone lives happily ever after, including evil hot chick - so strange.

First off let me say that I like Paris Hilton. She's not a horrible actress, but she didn't do too spectacular either. This movie is like a cross between "The House Bunny" and "Revenge of the Nerds". Victoria English (Hilton) is the sorority president of "GAMMA GAMMA" who lets the "campus geeks" (which most of them really don't look that geeky) pledge her sorority because it adds "Diversity" to her group and will get her on the cover of FH magazine as soon as her sorority is chosen she publicly humiliates the pledges and gets rid of them. The rest of the movie is about the geeks getting Victoria back. Ms.Hilton's best performance was still in Repo!, but this is a good time passer with a few good laughs. Not as bad as "Bottom's Up" that was complete trash.

Some films get a score of 1 because they are ineptly filmed or the acting is terrible due to incredibly low budgets. Given what they had, they couldn't do much better.. This film, technically speaking, isn't that bad--it looks professional. But, it is also the ugliest and most shallow film I have ever seen without a single thing to recommend it.The film stars Paris Hilton and she also narrates much of the film. The premise is that she's the ultimate hottie and she goes to South Beach to help a sorority become hot enough to win some pointless award. And much of the narration consists of her finding fault with everyone and it abounds with her put-downs, as no one could possibly be "as hot and sexy" as her. She forgot to also add "as narcissistic and pathetic".Here are a few of the highlights in this uplifting and sublime film: a bathroom where the toilets and sinks become geysers of liquefied human waste and it spews on everyone, an Indian lady who learns about the joys of a vibrator, a lady showing off her horribly scarred breasts following breast surgery, stereotypes as opposed to realistic characters (such as the obligatory fat girl with a suitcase stuffed with snacks and the religious zealot), some anti-lesbian and anti-woman remarks/jokes (I'm not super-sensitive about politically correct stuff and still it clearly offended me to hear women referred to that way), bestiality as well as the crudest language I've ever heard (not funny crude, just classless and crass). Clearly, the film shows all the imagination and grace of a movie written by a 13 year-old--a very nasty and talentless 13 year-old. Currently, this and several other Paris Hilton films are in the hallowed Bottom 100 on IMDb. Considering it consists of Hilton dispensing advice to others on how to be a better person or just her torturing people for fun, I could certainly understand it making the list! It's nasty and cruel--without a hint of grace or cleverness. If you think that Paris does not get enough time in front of the camera and you have absolutely no values (other than to look 'hot'), then this movie is for you. Otherwise, find something else to do...ANYTHING else!