Purely Joyful Movie!

Fresh and Exciting

The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

Normally, I can tolerate a slight bit of celebrity stupidity until I say: "Wait a minute! I just watched the most vapid movie with exploding toilets and collecting used condoms!" Paris Hilton plays Valerie English, the most pampered character of the movie. This movie takes stereotyping to a whole new level. The overweight, the Indians, the Drag Queens and the homosexuals are derogatory in this movie! Even by normal teen pandering schlock, this movie is filled with incredibly coarse sex jokes, that you would be wondering whether it's an adult movie or not. I prefer not to view this movie, but it still left me with a message, "Money can make you pampered and self indulgent like Paris." If money makes me like that, I would move out of my house, give my money to the bank, and stay homeless for the rest of my life! Paris was so grossed out by the final result, and she decided to boycott her own premiere due to nude scenes. I think she made sense. Pledge This is just vapid self- indulgent celebrity white noise.

Trust me, I would never see this movie on my own initiative. Having seen a couple of Paris Hilton movies before, I can tell you that watching this annoying, ugly, pigeon-faced, arrogant, dumb skank trying to act, is my idea of torture.I got to watch this atrocity when I picked "dare" in a "truth or dare" game. And let me tell you: it *was* torture. I think this has to be one of the worst movies ever made, and I mean it. How dumb can a movie get? Not much dumber than this, I assure you.I think I lost at least 10 points off of my IQ by having to sit through this brain-damaging crap of a film.What can be worse than a dumb movie? A dumb movie that takes itself seriously! Believe it or not, the makers of this sh*tfest are actually trying to convince the viewer that this is a real movie. Not fooling anyone, ofcouse. This is a pathetic *parody* for a movie, starring the dumbest and ugliest bimbo I have ever seen (close second is Jessica Simpson, but at least she isn't ugly, unlike Pigeon Hilton)."A beautiful sorority president"? Are you kidding me? Have they seen her face? And the crackwh*re looks at least 10 years older than her character is supposed to be. And who produced the script for this stinker? Hilton's intellectual equal, it seems.Urgh, awful. Beyond awful. Only brain-dead imbeciles could possibly enjoy something as crappy as this so-called movie.

The Horror. The movie is pure and evil incarnation of horror. I never trembled so much while watching any other scary movies. Hell no! This is the scariest s**t I have ever seen in my life!I can no longer look at the pink color without shivers all over my body thanks to this film! The zombie-like face of Paris Hilton, consumed by the Glamor monster, tells the viewer that there is no hope of good acting in this movie. No, even the other members of the movie crew make awkward facial expressions.As the movie goes on your brain screams to stop watching it. Otherwise your mental health is at risk, especially your intellect. The plot twists make you jump out of your chair.. If they weren't terrifying and unnatural, anyone would go insane.But most of all, it's not funny! I barely survived in front of my screen. This movie is the Judgement Day. I dare anybody to watch it and overcome the drop of personal IQ.

Some films get a score of 1 because they are ineptly filmed or the acting is terrible due to incredibly low budgets. Given what they had, they couldn't do much better.. This film, technically speaking, isn't that bad--it looks professional. But, it is also the ugliest and most shallow film I have ever seen without a single thing to recommend it.The film stars Paris Hilton and she also narrates much of the film. The premise is that she's the ultimate hottie and she goes to South Beach to help a sorority become hot enough to win some pointless award. And much of the narration consists of her finding fault with everyone and it abounds with her put-downs, as no one could possibly be "as hot and sexy" as her. She forgot to also add "as narcissistic and pathetic".Here are a few of the highlights in this uplifting and sublime film: a bathroom where the toilets and sinks become geysers of liquefied human waste and it spews on everyone, an Indian lady who learns about the joys of a vibrator, a lady showing off her horribly scarred breasts following breast surgery, stereotypes as opposed to realistic characters (such as the obligatory fat girl with a suitcase stuffed with snacks and the religious zealot), some anti-lesbian and anti-woman remarks/jokes (I'm not super-sensitive about politically correct stuff and still it clearly offended me to hear women referred to that way), bestiality as well as the crudest language I've ever heard (not funny crude, just classless and crass). Clearly, the film shows all the imagination and grace of a movie written by a 13 year-old--a very nasty and talentless 13 year-old. Currently, this and several other Paris Hilton films are in the hallowed Bottom 100 on IMDb. Considering it consists of Hilton dispensing advice to others on how to be a better person or just her torturing people for fun, I could certainly understand it making the list! It's nasty and cruel--without a hint of grace or cleverness. If you think that Paris does not get enough time in front of the camera and you have absolutely no values (other than to look 'hot'), then this movie is for you. Otherwise, find something else to do...ANYTHING else!