Plot so thin, it passes unnoticed.
... View MoreI wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.
... View MoreThis is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.
... View MoreIt really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.
... View MoreComedy genius, love it as well as references to clubbbing and dating in that awesome time perriod we call the 90s. Closet classic. Thanks for this movie. Kudos to the writer, funniest Jenny McCarthy! If you dont get it, its just not your kind of movie, i understand but for someone who has lived any part or seen friends in this same state if clubbing depressed just broke up hoeing ,, i laughed my ass off...get a life haters
... View MoreHow did this movie get made? I assume people actually put up real money to have this toilet bowl of feces produced, right? Was it trying to be bad? One of McCarthy's lines in the film was "I'm not an actress", so was the joke on us? I thought movie 43 was bad but this one takes the cake.This film (if you can call it that) sets the standard that all bad movies should be judged up against. I don't think a worse movie could be made if someone tried. It makes time stand still. By far my favorite line was, "Did you sleep with Charlie Tuna or do you just need to douche". So classy. Someone should have paid the audience at the door to sit this this ocular torture.
... View MoreMy friend recommended four movies to me. This is #2 of 4. I won't mention her name, as I want her to maintain a little dignity in regards to this movie even though I am thoroughly p*ssed I had to sit through this.Raised Christian, I *MUST* forgive her, but by God, Dirty Love is a painful experience. This aimless, plot less, humorless, incoherent film is the reason I would like to either: A: go to film school in order to make a better movie to show them how it's done, or B: go to law school and sue these mothers for my 90 minutes back. Even Judge Judy would sympathize when I present Exhibit A: this DVD.Perhaps I should CC: Katherine Heigl on this The main dufus character (played by Jenny McCarthy) appeared to be written directly for Katherine's signature sad slapstickish, bottom-feeding lack of talent schtick. But, lo when the film mercifully finished, and after the (had-to-be-embarrassed) Director's name was read, the words came on: Written by Jenny McCarthy. I literally screamed out: "Well, there's the problem!"Look, I know my friend was trying to do good and I know she liked this a lot but she did tell me to be honest.Maybe it's my own prejudice, but I cannot stand bleached blonde nobodies from LA or any high-society sector as portrayed here. They're incredibly shallow, thoughtless, selfish, brainless and ugly on the inside, and they're not helping themselves with the bloated lip work, fake boobs, yellow hair I can't even watch any of the stupid Kardashian or Real Housewives (Oh, and they're real, my ass) reality crap shows for this very reason. Likewise, if there is a guy out there that likes this kind of flake, and even turns metro for it, they're equally just as guilty.I digress. This movie was so all over the map, so jumbled, such a mess, even if the three main leading ladies had IQs nearing double digits, you'd still have a hard time rooting for them. So, with that said, we have no one to cheer for. Even the best character of the bunch, John (the always fun even with crappy movies, Eddie Kaye Thomas), who plays the predictable love interest, still is so attached to such dead weight, you look for the nearest gun to put him (and following, us) out of our misery.Okay, here's the paper-thin plot: Girl says she's found true love in the opening few seconds and we have no reason to doubt her since the movie just began. Alas, it's a fake-person relationship and she, GASP, catches her model boyfriend cheating on her. So, we spend the next 85 minutes watching her, I'm guessing, attempts at revenge and discharging blood – her period in one of the most misplaced and unfunny scenes – in a supermarket. All the while, John wants to woo her, but is too wimpy. Finally – SPOILER for people that rightfully kept their eyes closed, John gets the girl in one of the most outrageous and illogical finales on a bridge with a bus that apparently was headed straight towards perfectly timed fireworks. WTF?Look. Listen. I've had to endure the painful The Ugly Truth with Katherine Hiegl, and as much as I hated that movie, this one actually topped it with absurdity. There is no reason to watch this. SKIP IT!
... View MoreThis film is absolute magic. Despite all the negative reviews this is the perfect film to watch if you are sitting around having cocktails with a few friends. Jenny McCarthy is ridiculous and over the top, however the whole movie is meant to be ridiculous and over the top. A movie called Dirty Love is not meant to be the new Good Will Hunting. Dirty Love accomplishes exactly what it was going for. Cheap, Raunchy, Insane moments of outrageous deliberate dirty, as mentioned in the title, jokes. If you want to be entertained and not take life too seriously I suggest a viewing. If you are looking for the next Academy Award Nominee. Look elsewhere.
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