Very disappointing...

Undescribable Perfection

That was an excellent one.

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

Absolutely greatly shows the story of Noah and his three children, and their life before, on, and shortly after the landing of the Ark upon the mountains, true to the book, without going into outright incestuous mode (unlike the book), shows you how violent and insane any of the religious fiction really is, and of course it's not pretty to find out something like that about yourself, and your so-called prophets - thus the bad reviews and downvotes.

Do humans deserve to live? Are we all bad? Should men follow the heavens or their will? Can the answers to these questions arrive without going through madness? The human condition is not an easy thing to be judged, after all Saints and sinners have walked on this planet wearing the form of men. I haven't read the big book but I know the story of Noah's ark. This film is a great adaptation of the ark story and puts the mythology up there along with the likes of the lord of the rings films or any other great fantasy films.Darren's Noah is not embraced now. But it will be in the future.

I'll be brief... Read the title again !!! Here you go... Just one more time to be sure.

I know, I know, I sound like everyone else on this site that always thinks the book is way better, but hey, it WAS written by God(!) whereas the screenplay was just written by some mere mortal, so there's that. Watching Noah, I felt a flood of emotions wash over me, like a tide pulling me this way and that in a great tempest. I really wanted to love this film, but I almost ran screaming like someone abandoning a sinking ship. Not to rain on the parade of those who loved it, but this story simply had no believable arc to it. It seemed like a vast ocean separated me from the folks whom poured a torrent of praise upon Noah. Feeling like I could be missing something, I was compelled to return to the theater for 40 days and 40 nights, but ultimately realized it was a total wash. I'll never get that 100 hours of my life back!