You won't be disappointed!
... View MoreBest movie ever!
... View MoreAn action-packed slog
... View MoreAn absolute waste of money
... View MoreSomeone had a great idea: let's have Misty Mundae do her own, R-rated version of Lara Croft - firing two guns not only in skimpy outfits, but topless as well. It WAS indeed a great idea. The problem is that the people who had it couldn't come up with any sort of script or budget to support it. Therefore, we get a "film" that barely reaches medium length by replaying many of its parts (often in slow-motion), and was apparently shot entirely inside a garage. The appeal of Misty Mundae is still evident: she is unbelievably cute and has a natural girl-next-door beauty. However her two female co-stars here, with whom she shares a lengthy lesbian scene, are nowhere near her league. If "Mummy Raider" was presented as a Youtube video, I'd rate it higher, but as a "film" destined for DVD consumption it cannot get more than 1/2 a * out of 4.
... View MoreEsmeralda DellaRocca gives a funny performance as the villainess turned bimbo in this hilarious movie. She puts on a bad accent and a blonde wig to play a Nazi doctor trying to start the fourth Reich. The way she speaks as though she is making the accent up as she goes along will drive you nuts. Misty Mundae is the Mummy Raider and she plays this movie straight and then as a seductress in the final scenes. Those scenes have some of the funniest dialogue I could imagine. If you said those things to a 'grumpy' woman in private one has to wonder if they'd actually work. Darian Caine is believable in even a mainstream action film as the damsel in distress.Unfortunately this movie is only 45 minutes short and is not long enough to be anything more than a sexy Indiana Jones and Tomb Raider parody. The extras in the DVD are bloopers, trailers, a behind the scenes look, and a Misty Mundae special. In summary, I'd say go for it and you'd be the most popular guy on the block.Edit: 5 out of 54 people find this comment useful. Misty Mundae needs to do hardcore porn.
... View MoreCould this be the worst film ever? Well, I'm sure if I had bothered to watch the whole excruciating film without hitting the fast forward button, I'd say yes. As it is, it's really rather funny in a pathetic way if you throw your DVD player onto ultra-fast-forward and watch as the 'heroine' is chased round by lesbian nazis and mummies with enormous, erect bandaged penises.We watched this film for a laugh, and we got it. But just one laugh, mind you - the joke wears thin very quickly. Glad I didn't pay for it.
... View MoreThis movie is not for the faint or weak of heart. It couldn't decide if it was going to be porn or legit. It was neither one. It was just bad. There was nothing in this movie to make me want to see anything else made by these people again.
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