disgusting, overrated, pointless
... View MoreWhat a freaking movie. So many twists and turns. Absolutely intense from start to finish.
... View MoreAlthough I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.
... View MoreThe movie is made so realistic it has a lot of that WoW feeling at the right moments and never tooo over the top. the suspense is done so well and the emotion is felt. Very well put together with the music and all.
... View MoreWithin the first second this movie starts out on a sour note, as two and a half minutes of credits roll against a plain black background, while the music of a garage band Korn plays. When the first actual shot comes up, you will immediately be taken aback by the low quality of the image. This movie appears to have been shot on a circa 1992 home camcorder.First let me note some positive points. To be fair, by the end of the movie I was used to the image quality. Also, the director seems to have some understanding of image composition, a rarity in films of this budget. Don't expect pleasing or astounding imagery, just some competence for a movie of this caliber. The makeup on Mr. Jingles (Dr. Rudy Hatfield, Biker Zombies) was fairly decent. His secondary makeup later in the movie looks like a costume shop quality appliance, but it's still all passable. That said, the Jingles makeup is nowhere near as cool-looking as it is on the cover art. Another positive, there is some attempt at character development. Sound recording isn't impressive, but dialogue is always audible.For those wondering about nudity there are two brief instances, but not likely to cater to all tastes. I'm no puritan, but to have girls get naked for your $500 dollar budget movie just seems tasteless to me. Anyways, watch for the appearance of garden gnomes during the lovemaking scenes. I suspect there is some deep symbolism to be found in these.Writer/director Todd Brunswick (They Must Eat) fails to build suspense in his sequences. Terror sequences with Mr. Jingles are made humorous by the absurd things that come out of his mouth every time he opens it. These quips are the most entertaining aspect of the movie, but I don't think we're supposed to be laughing.Gore in this movie is quite limited, mostly blood spraying onto characters from off camera. Mr. Jingles impales a few people with his small hatchets, though it's usually not exactly impressive-looking. There's a funny scene with Jingles jumping on a goth guy's back, as the guy spits blood out, and Jingles laughs maniacally. Also, watch for the part where the cop fires a gun, and the gunfire sounds like fingers snapping! On a side note, I read somewhere that this movie is a sequel to S.I.C.K., which I have yet to see, so I can't confirm this. However, there is a confirmed sequel to Mr. Jingles, entitled Jingles the Clown (2009).For comparison, this movie is slightly better than Fear of Clowns, because Mr. Jingles has a more engaging story (you heard it here first), slightly better camera placement (close-ups are still excessive, but nowhere near to the same degree), however the lighting was better in Fear of Clowns. All in all, Mr. Jingles has more potential unintended laughs than Fear of Clowns. Mr. Jingles scores points for attempts at character development, laughs (intentional or not), and one obligatory point for the effort to make art.
... View MoreOne day my friends and I decided to watch this film after seeing at a store for one dollar and fifty cents, I really wish I had held to the money. First off the first death scene was so bad I thought the killer was trying to show how not to kill someone. Also the gore was all over the place, but the gore was black and looked like someone pooped all in the blood supply and then vomited into it. It really is that bad. Dialoge is superb if you consider the phrases of newborns intelligent. I plan on donating this to the feed the Ethiopians fund, but they probably wouldn't even eat it. I guess I'll just set it on fire. But no seriously don't watch this film it really is as bad as every one says and it so bad it really isn't all that funny. Also the nudity is gross can you spell ugly goth chicks I know I can and my mind will be scared forever. The only words to describe how this movie is, is blood orgy. Watch this and you will die I promise.
... View MoreThis movie was one of the worst i have seen. Do not waste your money buying it or your time watching it. I could not even get through watching the first 15 minutes. It seems like this was made for a high school project, but honestly, a high school project would turn out so much better than this movie. The cover and summary make it to be better than it is. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the budget for this movie was less than $50. You would honestly have a better time watching the grass grow, than watching this movie. I am giving you this warning hoping you will do better things with your time than to watch this.
... View MoreMe and my friend recently rented this movie and to our surprise, was seriously thrown off by the Cover of the movie. The cover looked half decent and we were like, "Yeah let's get it and give it a watch" and to our surprise, It literally changed our lives. The movie was so stupid and so poorly filmed and acted that my brain gave out for at least 2 hours after watching this film. Which leads me to state this point that it was the coolest movie I have ever seen. The fact that they were trying to be scary actually made the movie hilarious. It's so well appreciated among me and my friend Lisa that we went out and bought it after watching it 2 times in a row. It's now a ritual and a party favorite to get drunk and laugh at.One Part in particular when the clown cut off the guys dick and threw it at the other guy was really funny because it was a 10 inch dildo when it shows it on the ground. Another thing was the demon guy who kept loosing it at the cop when he actually wasn't even doing anything! Anywho - Love this movie 10 out of 10, Watch it!
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