i must have seen a different film!!

Am i the only one who thinks........Average?

This film is so real. It treats its characters with so much care and sensitivity.

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

Mega Piranha is about a bunch of mutant piranha fish involving and growing stronger as they feed off humans, becoming twice the size after every victim. As they feast on humans, they work their way up river towards Florida, where everyone is at danger.The first impressions of this film weren't very good. As the CGI was terrible; but better than a lot of movies like this with poor CGI. After a while it gets better when the story gets going. Its mainly about different governments believing a theory on how a member of parliament was "assassinated". One country believe it was terrorism and another believe is was a violent animal attack. When we get introduced to Agent Finch (played brilliantly by Paul Logan) it takes us from his home to the Amazon River.When i brought this movie, i thought it was going to be a story of teenagers going on holiday, getting eaten 1 by 1 etc. But the story here made me feel relieved that it wasn't going to be anything like that.The piranha fish themselves were bad. They looked as unrealistic as ever and when they kept getting bigger, they looked even more ridiculous. Towards the end of the movie, they started jumping out of water and getting stuck in buildings. Extremely fake.Overall this film wasn't actually that bad, and i did get a lot more enjoyment out of it then i ever thought of. Whilst there are many piranha fish movies that are better than this one. I can see myself recommending this movie.

Bad acting, bad dialog, bad story, bad CGI. This movie has the worst of the worst. "So bad it is funny" doesn't even cover it all. It seems like the actors are lip syncing, which just makes the movie even more hilarious.An American ambassador is killed, presumably by terrorists, and Jason Fitch is sent to investigate. It turns out there are no terrorists, only rogue mutant piranhas, but the Venezuelan army disagrees and are just a pain in the ass. However, this is an Asylum film and should not be taken serious at all. Just watch it for the laugh of how bad it is.And drink or smoke something!

I considered giving this film a 4 for laughs alone. but hey, its really should of got a 1 . OK, first off Greg Brady's in it but they call him Bob Grady... yup .. you get the picture. right away when one said.. "they double every 3 days" or something like that. they other scientist says "oh no , they are growing exponentially, they are doubling every 36 hours" AWWW both are geometric progressions. well, i don't want to ruin the ending but I guarantee you . if you have 3 digits in your IQ you will be saying "and this works... WHY???" in the mean time the fish will get bigger then smaller then really big .. then small.. and the acting is as bout as good as when my friend made a spoof movie and I acted in it. lol. if you like really STUPID scifi movies.(as I do for the laugh factor) you might like this one. there is plenty to laugh at. nothing is believable and the animation is about as good as Gumby. and capt America is wayy better then any body from a cheep 3rd world. lol .. this movie has it all.. but it really makes NO sense and Don't think... you will experience brain cell loss if you do.. just point and laugh. lol

Another Piranha movie and another movie from Asylum sums up this movie.There's not much story to this movie. The usual cast of government agent, scientist, the military, and innocent by standers that gets eaten by the monsters.Genetically altered piranha that was engineered to grow large to be the food supply for humans goes out of control, and makes humans into their food supply.I like asylum's movies in that there're no hide and seek that goes on with so many of the B sci-fi movies. Like everything happening in the dark, and people acting afraid, but the actual monster is no where to be seen except at the last 1 or 2 minutes. With Asylum's movie, the monsters are there in its full glory, and even with marginal CG, I'd much prefer this over garbage like the Dog Soldiers, or Carnosaur.So the movie didn't disappoint. It wasn't one of the best, but it wasn't the worst of the B movies by any means.