This Movie Can Only Be Described With One Word.

Just so...so bad

Expected more

Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.

This TV movie is OK. It has a nice background music and the performances weren't bad either especially from Michelle Borth as Dr. Sara or Michael Pare as Captain Mike. And the special effects are passable too but what's with these mutants? They move so slow and thus affect the pace of the movie. If you're gonna eat the humans, just get to it and save our time! That's what annoyed me about the movie, the pace at times is quite a torture. Most of the time, the characters engage in lot of talk on how to escape from these creatures or the military who wants to destroy the island rather than the action which we expect more. I still like to watch such movies cause they're fantasy or escapist cinema and is a nice way to relax. More mutants or zombies for moi :)

I have to admit, this isn't really a 10/10 movie - in fact, if you have read any of the other reviews on here you may well have realised that this is pretty far from being a 10/10 movie.My point is, how good was a film called 'Komodo vs Cobra' ever going to be? Did any of you really, honestly think "That sounds quite promising - it could be good as that classic 'Alien vs Predator'"? Have a word! The only credible thought process in the head of a potential viewer (assuming it isn't the first movie they've ever seen is "I wonder if that film's so bad it's good, it might be fun to laugh at the third rate acting and 'Dora the Explorer'-esqe CGI". To then go to the effort of writing a review on here slagging it off is more or less equivalent of complaining to the Michelin guide about the quality of food at KFC.Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm overestimating the average IMDb viewer - I suppose you might have been expecting something like 'Kramer vs Kramer' (if you've not seen it I can save you the effort, suffice to say the acting's somewhat better and if there's any CGI it's so good you'll never notice).I did spend the first three quarters of 'Komodo vs. Cobra' nagging my film buff wife about where I recognised a couple of the female stars from, and she kept swearing blind she had never seen any of the actors anywhere else ever... it eventual dawned on me they have probably featured in pornos I've enjoyed in the past. No doubt I will see them there again.

Where do I start? First off, the story sucks. The acting sucks, the effects really suck, I guess I'll start with the story. The story for Komodo vs. Cobra: number one, it doesn't explain how or when the Komodo and the cobra even got there. Or for that matter, how it was created. The acting: TERRIBLE! It seems like the director just pulled a few people from the street (which is probably what he did). And last and definitely the least, the effects: they are so horrible that the komodo doesn't even look like a komodo, just a dinosaur, that looks incredibly unrealistic. The water doesn't even move when the cobra appears. All in all: terrible piece of crap, don't even think about renting it.

Somehow, this silliness is entertaining. Some of the cheapest CGI (an Etch-a-Sketch toy makes more lifelike images), and some of the lousiest acting make for a comic masterpiece.The title implies a competition between the two monsters, but they encounter each other at least a half dozen times, just looking at each other stupidly, before finally having a fight. They take turns butchering a bunch of hapless environmentalists and a TV crew in tow who are on a private island with some government cover-up (eek!) going on. The animal lunch morsels are led by a guy from a garbage scow who took them to the island and now talks tough.The acting looks like they hired some of those brain-dead people Jay Leno finds for his on-the-street interviews: people who could barely read a script, let alone understand it. I love the actress playing the brilliant scientist; she looks like she should be in a cell phone commercial. There isn't much to this script, to begin with, though; just another experiment gone wrong that turns little animals into giant hungry ones that develop a taste for bad actors.On the plus side, there's plenty of action and violence featuring the fake CGI monsters. There's all the evil government clichés. In short, there's plenty to laugh at; nothing boring here.