Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
R | 15 January 2002 (USA)
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The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

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Lumsdal

Good , But It Is Overrated By Some

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Helloturia

I have absolutely never seen anything like this movie before. You have to see this movie.

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Mischa Redfern

I didn’t really have many expectations going into the movie (good or bad), but I actually really enjoyed it. I really liked the characters and the banter between them.

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Brenda

The plot isn't so bad, but the pace of storytelling is too slow which makes people bored. Certain moments are so obvious and unnecessary for the main plot. I would've fast-forwarded those moments if it was an online streaming. The ending looks like implying a sequel, not sure if this movie will get one

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jayborgwardt

Good god. What a motion picture. I went in expecting nothing, but boy was I surprised. This movie has it all. Vampires, lesbians, motorcycles, butt grabbing, well choreographed fight scenes, jumpsuits, Jesus singing, and so much more. The soundtrack is SO good. I just wanted to stick my d*ck in the entire movie soundtrack it was so f*cking good. My personal favorite was "Everybody gets laid tonight". Truly an instant classic. The one major downside is that the soundtrack isn't available on iTunes. Does anyone know where I can cop a copy? Seriously this soundtrack makes me want to f*ck someone's sideburns so hard Jesus Christ (pun intended). I hate my entire self. Anyway the acting was also A plus like the actors seemed like they should've made it in Hollywood. If you have ANY money to your name, buy this movie. You won't be sorry.

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holliways

Now i gave it a one star, because i saw this film around 05 when i was younger and dumber. Its not that its a terrible movie in the sense they tried to hard, because they did, but its the fact they over did the try. I do not believe anyone had fun making this movie, and thats what it should have been. Its worth watching once people, but just once. After the second watch you just.... its just like pulling teeth. And i enjoyed it the first time. But this is a movie you watch and have fond memories of, not one you watch and watch again to have more fond memories. I would not recommend this to someone you love, but hey if you got someone you know will still love you after this movie, it would make a great make out movie. OR background noise to sex.

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drockhammy

This film was nearly impossible to sit through, but as a die hard film critic and fan, I decided to power through. The only way I made it all the way to the end was because I had a few friends to joke with about it the whole way through, which was far more interesting than the movie itself.From a production standpoint, it's unbearable. It seems like they grabbed a camera from circa 1975 and shot the whole thing with only video on 16mm film, then dubbed EVERY SOUND OVER..from background noise to main concept dialogue. Hardly any of this is correct as far as continuity goes, but I didn't expect much from the first scene on.I read online that this film had a $100,000 budget. It's movies like this that really encourage me to go to film school, because I know that if I only had a $20 budget, I could still make a better film than this.Please don't put yourself through the torture of watching this movie...unless you have some witty friends 'enjoy' it with you and keep it interesting =D

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alexsafc123

I enjoyed everything about this film from start to finish. This should become an instant cult classic if it hasn't already. In the past I haven't even been a big fan of musicals or any B movies full stop, but I cannot fault this film. Even the concept of it is so ridiculously ludicrous that I knew it was going to be brilliant.The fight scenes, stop motion and all, were honestly quite impressively choreographed and some of the jokes were incredibly funny such as the line "If I'm not back in five minutes, call the pope".I would recommend this film to anyone as it contains a little bit of something for everyone; action, comedy, musical and a bit of horror.

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