Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

Very best movie i ever watch

Pretty Good

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

I've seen plenty of bad films. Films that make you wanna beat your head in the nearest wall. Films, that make you wanna find the nearest window and jump out of it. Outrageously dumb films. "I Am Virgin" is much much more than that. It's a film that would make you want to chew on your trainers just so you don't yell while enduring it's lack of meaning and film qualities.I really hope that this is the last job for the "actors" involved in this abomination, because their acting is worse than anything you've seen so far. Imagine the acting in a cheap porn movie. Only ten thousand times worse.And as I mentioned cheap porn movies, "I Am Virgin" has the plot of such, only a lot more boring. If you really really want to waste an hour an a half of your life to see a nerd that has no clue of acting walking around some building and looking at porn stars past their prime having fake sex, go ahead and watch it. But really, don't expect anything to happen.For the love of God, I hope that's the last time Sean Skelding and David Wester get the chance to film anything. I realize that they didn't really have ANY idea how to make a film and "I Am Virgin" is just their lame excuse to spend $100,000 to see some naked women. I bet they are the only people that actually enjoyed anything about the movie.

Disappointing really. This was more along the lines of a low rent soft core porn that was not very good.The special effects consisted primarily of spreading wads of newspaper everywhere. That in of itself was funny as the film purports to take place 3 years after the event in Seattle and there is still crumpled newspaper everywhere.The high point of the movie was the poor basset hound that was roped into the role of side kick. It is highly likely that animal cruelty laws were broken by making the poor animal suffer through all the bad acting, writing and general production failure. You could see it in his soulful eyes; "why oh why of all the people in the world did I end up with this nitwit as the last master on Earth".Not even worth watching for the soft core porn.

This is a spoof of I Am Legend with a twist - insatiable lust. The infected just can't get enough sex and Robby, our sweet virgin, is the last man standing who hasn't succumbed to his lustful urges in a post-apocalyptic world. There is definitely nudity and some soft-core scenes, but that's what fast forward is for if you're not into that sort of thing. Adam Davis is convincing as "the virgin" and is actually quite comical. Billy Bob the dog isn't to be outdone! And let's not forget Ron Jeremy as the elder vampire. There were some amazing shots and in a downtown city like Portland it's quite impressive to see how desolate the streets all look. I'm a person who watches and reviews many movies each week, including an immense amount of low budget and independent films. The cinematography is far superior to the great majority of low budget films (even ones with bigger names attached). The other aspect that really impressed me was the sound quality. Nothing is more irritating than having to replay a scene due to poor audio, or just as bad, being able to tell the difference between the original recording on set and the re-recording. Although not all the females in this movie are strippers there are a few (hey, it's what Portland is known for!), but there is a wide variety of sexy, scantily clad women to entice not just Robby, but the other beefy men in this film as well. So if you enjoy a little comedy with your T&A this should be right up your alley!

Before I review this movie, I have to say that I'm usually not "picky" about movies, and some of my favorite movies had really bad critics, but I still couldn't stand this movie. First a review about the general aspects of the movie. Overall it really looked like a work of amateurs, which would be fine if the other things were good. The acting, saving 2 or 3 actors, was awful and I really mean awful (even the dog was bad). Now about the story and the content. This looked, like it was said here before, just like a soft core pornographic movie. The movie had a lot of those scenes which were too long, repetitive and just lame, not adding anything to the story. Oh and the actresses that were in those scenes were some of the worst actresses ever. Really the movie went like: 5 min about the story - 10 min lesbian-zombie sex scene - 3min story - 10 min zombie orgy.I never thought a movie could be this bad. Don't watch it unless you want to waste your time.