The Worst Film Ever

Highly Overrated But Still Good

Good movie, but best of all time? Hardly . . .

Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.

This is another work of art from the legendary Neil Breen. Anyone who rated this movie, no this revolutionary work of art below a 10 is an imbecile. Words cannot describe this beauty and has to be seen to be believed.

This movie is great. Neil breen is the cyborg God that created humanity. He's disappointed by his creation and how they threat each other. The dialogue is great, the soundtrack, the acting. Everything is perfect. Watch this movie, you won't regrets it.

One thing you can say about Neil Breen's film-making career is that he is gradually improving on the technical side of things. In a relative sense, at least.This movie has a far less ambiguous morality than Breen's debut, 'Double Down'. There's a message here, and you really can't miss it. In fact, the message is the same as 'Birdemic', as it firmly gets behind behind renewable energy and protecting the environment. Many earnest speeches hammer this home, as do the baddies' conversations about how bad they are.The Being (Breen) falls to earth in a paperweight, then manifests in the desert with stigmata and some circuit boards attached to his arms and chest. It is made clear that he created the earth and he is not at all happy about how it has turned out.The movie follows the fortunes of various characters, whose lives are redeemed or punished by The Being's intervention. I won't give too much away, but there's some unconvincing screaming, several repeated scenes and lots of heavy symbolism. There is also lots of exposition and enough Breen-esque voice-overs to satisfy the faithful.Neil Breen films are unique. Until you have seen one, you won't really get his unique vision. They are also a textbook showreel of getting it wrong that all film students should study.

Not to be a complete grammar snob, but I hope Neil Breen knows an ellipsis is three dots, not four.So.... (Three dots) have you ever had a dream so awesome you felt like you should write it down and make a movie? Then, you tell a friend about it and they tell you it is a crap story? Well, I think Neil Breen had that dream but never let anyone scan over the story before making into a movie.He DID improve upon his movie-making skills since Double Down. This film relied far less on royalty-free footage and music and actually seemed to include scenes filmed directly for the movie, not for a 3-2-1 Contact segment from 1981 as In his prior film.On the other hand, my "compliment" is akin to saying that a kid's 4th grade art project is better than their 3rd grade art project. How someone can be so egotistical to write, star in, direct, produce, and even CATER their own movie is beyond my self-loathing comprehension. I, as a Midwestern middle class woman have the same access to equipment, money, software, and acting talent as Mr. Breen. Yet, I choose not to make a movie showcasing my mediocre talent. However, does that make me smart OR does that make Neil Breen brave. Only the viewer can decide...