Hospital Massacre
Hospital Massacre
R | 01 April 1982 (USA)
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When Susan was a little girl, she rejected the Valentine of a lovestruck classmate. Decades later, she’s come to the hospital for a routine medical examination, and finds herself trapped in a bizarre nightmare, made all the worse as her vengeful childhood valentine, disguised among the hospital staff, begins murdering everyone in his path as a means of proving his undying ‘romantic’ obsession…

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Perry Kate

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

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Solemplex

To me, this movie is perfection.

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Laikals

The greatest movie ever made..!

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Afouotos

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

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Rainey Dawn

Hospital Massacre is also known as X-Ray a terrible 1981 horror film. I have to call this implausible junk - because that is what it is. I had to keep fast-forwarding through the film because it's that bad.The so-called "legitimate" doctor does not act that way at all - he acts likes like a perverted sick-o himself - and so did the nurses but not as bad as the so-call doctor. It's as if they were in on it too and for no reason.I could not even get a laugh out of this film -- some scary films are not scary - in fact they are quite funny but this one is NOT that way. It's just junk. Between the bad acting and horrible script I had problems sitting through it - so yes I kept fast-forwarding and stopping to watch just to fast-forward again... did that until the end. Every thing I watched was pure nonsense - this is NOT the way a "legitimate" hospital would act.... even if a killer was among them, the rest of the staff would act "legitimate" - not in this junky film.Sorry I have to rate this a 1 - only because they make me rate this film - too bad there is not a 0 and below rating.1/10

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Woodyanders

Susan Jeremy (a pretty clunky, yet still appealingly sincere performance by gorgeous brunette knockout Barbi Benton) goes to the hospital for a routine check-up. However, poor Susan finds herself being stalked in said hospital by a mysterious psycho. Directed with astonishing all-thumbs maladroitness by Boaz Davidson, with loads of laughably obvious red herring probable suspects (skeevy drunk, weird janitor, sinister physicians, and so on), a ludicrous script by Marc Behm, clumsy attempts at suspense, an absurd heavy-breathing maniac, uproariously over the top murder set pieces, an overblown hum'n'shiver synthesizer score by Arlon Ober that comes complete with a campy shrieking chorus screaming up a storm during the more intense ooga-booga moments, and a colorful assortment of oddball patients (the trio of hideous old hags in Susan's hospital room are positively hysterical!), this hopelessly ham-fisted clunker plays like an unintentionally hilarious send-up of the slice'n'dice horror sub-genre. Making Susan a bitchy and snippy divorcée certainly doesn't help matters any. Fortunately, Barbi does indeed bare her exquisitely enormous breasts in a wonderfully leering, gratuitous, and protracted physical examination sequence. Only Nicholas Von Sternberg's glossy cinematography manages to transcend the general gut-busting ineptitude. An absolute schlocky hoot.

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Aaron1375

This movie is nothing great or original as it has the same setting as the previous years horror film "Halloween II". Granted this one does not feature a super killer and has a bit more mystery to it than that movie, still it does seem to copy that movie especially considering how close they were as far as release dates and such. It is also far fetched when you find out the killer and the reason behind the massacre. Still, as far as slasher movies of the 80's this one is watchable if not good. It has been a long time since I last saw this one, but I remember there being a somewhat good amount of people killed in this one, but in the end none of the deaths must have been all that memorable as I can not recall a single one. The main thing I remember is the killer and why he killed and the cover of the video tape as it featured a person in a doctor outfit covered in blood and standing over a patient holding a knife. Probably a case where the cover was actually better than the movie as a whole. There were a lot worse movies though made during this time, this one is watchable, but also it is most certainly forgettable.

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HumanoidOfFlesh

"Hospital Massacre" opens in the year 1961.It's Valentines Day.A boy named David and girl named Susan Jeremy are playing with a train.Another boy Harold is watching them through a window.He fell love with Susan and leaves her a valentine.She finds it and the two kids start giggling when they see who signed it.Harold is angry and he kills he kills David by breaking his neck on a coat hanger.Nineteen years later in 1981 grown up Susan is sent to her local hospital for a "routine checkup".She quickly discovers someone doesn't want her to leave.There is a slasher on the loose disguised as surgeon,who kills various nurses,patients and doctors.Very enjoyable 80's slasher with few silly moments and some bloody death scenes.Barbi Benton provides a bit of nudity with her topless examination scene.The script is formulaic and the soundtrack consists of people chanting 'He sees her' repeatedly.If you enjoyed "Halloween II" or "Visiting Hours" give this one a look.7 out of 10.

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