Sorry, this movie sucks

One of my all time favorites.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

The acting in this movie is really good.

Yes, it's pretty sophomoric. But just take it for what it is...it's very funny. The stilted dialogue is hilarious. I just happened to tune into a cable movie channel when I was done watching the Evil Aliens DVD. The movie playing was Teenage Cavemen, from 1958. Same kind of dialogue! Too much!! Everything about this film is ridiculous and very strange. But the acting is excellent and it keeps you interested. Very bizarre. The weirdest thing is that Tori Spelling played a major role in the film as one of the two alien women. Yet her name does not appear in the credits and a fake name is used instead. Also, a photo of a different actress appears next to the name of her character on IMDb.

Usually when I like a comedy I'll laugh a few times, but not all that often. This movie had me laughing as hard as any I can remember. It helped that I was in a room with several other like-minded guys who also found it hilarious.Some of the things in EAC are thoughtful, too. I especially liked it when Kroker came to earth and acted as though he was still 100 feet tall, and when he went to attack M'ik and D'ug they were cowering on the floor before him, waiting to be crushed under his mighty foot. It's funny because it's true: often we cower in fear of people who don't really have the power over us they think they do, just because it's how we are used to thinking of them.And Kroker doing infomercials was awesome!

Recap: My-ik and Du-ug is sent to Earth to conquer and kill all mankind. To complete their task they have two and a half day, then a 100-feet tall giant human-eating monster will be sent after them. Unfortunately for our two evil conquerors, their swords came through the transport extremely small. Now the aliens have to trust their abilities, skill and superiority to finish their task. Unfortunately, they have none. And discovering such treasures as Smirnoff Ice, and two lovely ladies, they start to doubt their mission.Comments: Now, there are good movies, and there are bad movies. In the bad category there are just plain bad movies, and there are so bad movies that they're funny. This movie creates a completely new category. This movie is so extremely awfully bad, that it is not even remotely funny. What was supposed to be jokes, was just plain stupid. What was supposed to be a story was a bad edited, poorly explained, predictable mess. What is supposed to be the great ending, is just a coverall dressed man, stumbling about screaming. And that is supposed to be the best in the entire movie? Now, I understood that this was low budget, but please, I've seen far better movies with far less budget. Written by Matheson, also the author behind Bill & Ted, I can't imagine what he has done to loose all talent the past decade. Where Bill and Ted is a masterpiece (in comparison anyway) in fun simplicity and a success on all levels, Evil Alien Conquerors fails in every aspect. Acting performance is as bad as other aspects of the movie, and i can't imagine how actors like Diedrich Bader and Tori Spelling ended up in this mess, it wasn't for the money obviously.The best part of the entire production is the title 'Evil Alien Conquerors' that actually made me smile, and fooled me into waste 86 minutes of my life. I want them back! 1/10

Smirnoff Ice is mentioned about three dozen times in this movie; it's even mentioned in the "Evil Alien Conqueror" theme song that's played at the end as the credits roll! For some strange reason, Tori Spelling wasn't originally credited in this movie, although her appearance as Jan is, in my opinion, the only thing that makes this movie worth watching. I've never seen her look anything less than fabulous, but her waist looks particularly long and slender in this movie. Unfortunately, the most skin she shows is her face and arms. Her most sensual and erotic scene is when one of the Evil Alien Conquerors feels up her hairy "unibrow".