Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

Masterful Movie

Best movie ever!

I saw this movie before reading any reviews, and I thought it was very funny. I was very surprised to see the overwhelmingly negative reviews this film received from critics.

OK, so we all know Ashton Kutcher and Seann both are known for being in some outrageous roles, like Kutcher in That 70s Show, and Seann in American Pie. But this one, don't even think about watching it if you're not looking for something simple, OK maybe not simple, I bet the producers were trying hard to make this as idiotic as possible. If you're looking for something well thought out, confusing, and requires some background knowledge, watch Agents of SHIELD. If you're looking for something comparable to Beavis and Butthead, basically the live-action version, here it is, Dude Where's My Car? I've seen more then my fair share of movies that are plain stupid, so I'm more than used to bad jokes, bad dialogue, and a ignorant story line. This movie actually has some thought put into it, two guys wind up going all over the place, meeting weirdos and freaks, all the while a couple of girlfriends have the worst acting ever.

This is not funny. It boring and stupid. At times it is gross. There good actors in it. This was a wast of there talent. Don't wast time and money on this movie. It is pooh pooh. Pooh pooh, pooh pooh, pooh, pooh pooh, pooh pooh. Don't see it don't see it don't see it don't see it. I imagine why people would laughing at this movie. Maybe people would and that is there business. But I am not someone who goes for cheap laughs. No I want to see something really funny. I only laughed a a little bit at one scene. Pretty actresses are no reason for me to see carp movie. I would rather take of big pooh then see this movie. Don't see this movie.

From the opening to closing credits this film is possibly dumbest funniest film of its day highlighting the talents of it young cast including Ashton Kutcher, Sean William Scott and Jennifer Garner, to name of few actors.The jokes and situations are so inane and insane that after a few minutes you stop trying to make sense of them,while rolling over in laughter.It's about the adventures two buddies have while trying to figure out what they did the night before. What results is an almost slapstick comedy of bygone days. Anyone who doesn't find this movie funny should see a doctor because they may be seriously ill.

Quite a lot of punctuation in the title for a small minded and dopey stoner comedy like Dude, Where's My Car? which pairs the likable, but too toned down Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott as two buddies trying to piece together what happened the night before and answer the simple question "dude, where's my car?" The guys awake in their trashed apartment and realize that some event of uncertainty was conducted with their presence and they can't for the life of them figure it out.Soon it isn't long before they are subjected to a group of scientists questioning the whereabouts of a tool known as a "Continuum Transfunctioner" which has the ability to destroy the universe as we know it. The boys also must find their car to assure their twin girlfriends get their anniversary presents the boys bought and, in reward, they will give them their "special treat." The premise is ultimately way too goofy and far out to be enjoyable. I would've liked it more if we got more Kutcher/Scott screen time instead of flashing back and forth to the girlfriends, then the scientists, then the "hot girls," then more scientists. I'm trying to figure out if this was a test of sanity amongst the audience or a test of fatigue.What bothers me the most is how the film suddenly wants to focus a lot on the crude and sexual humor, but then almost limits itself from it. For example, there are numerous scenes conducted on the fundamentals of women's bodies. We have a group of, maybe seven, women following the boys around trying to get answers. They come in dark black outfits and are beginning to say in some scenes "let's show something." We all know Kutcher and Scott can be far dirtier than this writing. Kutcher can be vulgar and sometimes over the top like his character Kelso on That 70's Show (and he's not playing too much different of a person in this movie) and Scott worked on American Pie as the foul-mouthed and crude Stifler. Why doesn't the film make these guys into way more realistic and way more cruder guys? I can't believe I'm saying this but if you're going to make a comedy, a stoner comedy, make the characters vulgar and not as one dimensional. Not to mention their over use of their annoying catchphrase.I thought for the first half an hour that Kutcher and Scott worked great as the "unlikely heroes" and came off as a live action Beavis and Butthead. However, the film gives them no dialog to work it and the whole movie is just one suggestive theme after another begging to go further than its PG-13 rating.Dude, Where's My Car? is a very one note comedy that doesn't really want to tap into anything more than an average late night watch. I don't think this is the type of movie meant for criticizing. Regular audiences, mainly teenagers, will find most of the humor "hilarious." Most adults will find it annoying and relentless. I'm the ladder category that found it to be only funny when Kutcher and Scott were on screen. The rest of the time I was just trying to keep in tune with the arbitrarily constructed science-fiction plot leaching onto the film. This is a film about piecing together what happened the night before. It isn't called Dude, Where Did You Leave that Totally Weird Space Thing? We Could Totally Use it Right Now! Also, the big question is never answer. And it isn't the title question. It's the second most asked question is the film - what the hell happened that night?...Starring: Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott. Directed by: Danny Leiner.