everything you have heard about this movie is true.

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.

I can't even believe that a movie made in 2005 can feel so much like it came from 1999. The paranoia and utter Reefer Madness levels of insanity and incompetence are utterly baffling on too many ways to count. Cyber Seduction is a movie that FEELS like childless postmenopausal women who don't own a computer wrote it, and the pathetic attempts at "acting" ranges from desperate to just cringe- worthy...and this was before Lifetime started making cyberbullying movies and showing they don't even know what anyone under the age of 32 actually says or does. Like Rock: It's Your Decision, the film paints a total non-issue as THE WORST POSSIBLE THING A HUMAN BEING CAN POSSIBLY DO; he's, like, 15 and everyone treats him like a rapist for just looking at what amounts to soft-core porn. I'd say this is the perfect cannon-fodder for a Bad Movie Night but it takes itself too seriously for anyone to even try to make fun of it. If you actually have a brain, then I shouldn't have to tell you to stay away from this. I trust that you'll naturally have the necessary survival instincts not to even acknowledge this trite.

First of all, I don't know what people were expecting when they sat down and turned on a Lifetime movie named, "Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life". Were you looking for a blockbuster? The title tells you up front, that this will be an after-school-special type of flick. Add in the fact that it is shown on Lifetime Television For Women, and you know it's going to be anti-porn.As a TV movie, it wasn't that bad. No worse than the rest of the movies they play on LMN. It kept me entertained, which was the point. Then again, I love Lifetime movies. Sometimes it's nice to just put your mind in neutral and enjoy a silly or cheesy movie on a lazy afternoon.Go into it with that attitude and you'll probably enjoy it. If you want a thriller or an action flick, look elsewhere (obviously!). This was cute, cheesy, and not a horrible way to spend an hour and a half.5/10

This movie is so incredibly stupid that it defies any description. The only good and fascinating thing about the movie - the thing that actually kept me watching in disgust - is what it unintentionally shows about the people that made it and the people it was made for.The movie portrays a world in which pornography is a super-addictive, highly dangerous drug that is the root of all evil. Due to watching porn, the protagonist's entire life is destroyed and in the end he tries to kill himself... The unintentional irony of the movie is that probably quite a few kids would indeed try to kill themselves - or at least try to run away from home - if they had parents so dumb, insensitive, controlling and puritan as the protagonist's.

Best film ever. fact.I could'nt believe how Seduced. Addicted. Destroyed i was after seeing this film.My Secret Life reminded me a lot of His Secret Life. The only things missing were a cameo from Montel Williams and a duet cover of 'Fairground' with Mick Huckers. 10/10 an absolute classicAnd I love the thought of coming home to you Even if I know we can't make it I love the thought of giving hope to you Just a little ray of light shining throughI WAS SEDUCED CYBERLY AND BEGAN MY SECRET LIFE