So much average

i must have seen a different film!!

The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful

There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

It is so cringey its funny looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I liked cool cat, but his creator has broken laws and accused innocent reviewers and content creators of copyright infringement. Can't wait for Mumkey Jones' Cameo in the next movie!!

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I will begin my review with the fact that the Academy Awards are a massive fraud. They claim to promote quality, but how could they ignore this work of art? The film that makes The Godfather look like Foodfight, Cool Cat Saves the Kids is even better than the masterpiece Birdemic. Even glimpsing anything else makes me want to wash out my eyes with ether. The costuming, the best I have ever seen, is so good they use the same suit for both Cool Cat and his mom, who could win Mr and Ms. Universe if they ran.Even the technical prowess here is astonishing. With artistically visible shadows of the cameraman and class-A animations relegating Pixar to the dust heap, audiences will remain in awe of Fred Savage, the mastermind behind Gun Safety For Women and the Cool Cat and Trolly the Trout books. Not to mention the clear winner of Best Song at the next Oscars, which Cool Cat and "Daddy Derek" are seen writing.Next, there is the unalienable message they have provided in a subtle, yet emotional way. It always teaches children (and adults!) the right thing, like responding to hate with lame comebacks! Not to mention the symbol of political corruption in the scene where Cool Cat sprints across the street without looking moments after chastising another not to. The acting here is amazing, in particular Erik Estrada whose classic lines "There he is!" and "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!" are the highlights of his deeply provoking testimony to life. Butch the Bully rightfully teaches all audiences that bullies never have any emotions other than pettiness, and, anyways, can never really hurt anyone ever. Daddy Derek is a shoo-in for Best Actor, and Director as well.I have left Cool Cat for last. My idol, my hero, the only worthwhile contribution to society! How his paws fumble with all props, what a symbol for the deep flaws of society! His artistic trippy dream sequence! What an amazing performance, ladies and gentlemen.Not to mention the plot sense, which, with Daddy Savage's vision wander all over the map, exploring every children's safety topic in the book. This life-changing movie also shows the Hollywood Parade, Gun Safety, and shows off Savage's amazing Van Halen autographed guitar. Because it was so amazing it deserved a scene.Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to get plastic surgery to mimic Cool Cat's face. Bye, and remember to watch this life-changing movie.