Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

A Major Disappointment

If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

In 2017, Sam Treadwell (David Andrews) is in love with his android Cherry 2000 (Pamela Gidley). When he accidentally damages her, he unsuccessfully try to find another Cherry 2000 to input her chip with basic memories. He travels to the border of the Zone 7 to hire the tracker Six Fingered Jake (Ben Johnson) to get another one from the dangerous cemetery of robot controlled by the insane criminal Lester (Tim Thomerson). However he learns that Jake is dead and he accepts the offer of the sexy tracker E. Johnson (Melanie Griffith). Along their journey, Sam discovers that a perfect woman is not a robot."Cherry 2000" is a weird and entertaining sci-fi with a funny story and lots of action. Pamela Gidley is a beautiful woman and is hilarious in the role of a robot programmed to please men. But how could Sam Treadwell resist to E. Johnson, performed by thirty years old Melanie Griffith, one of the most beautiful women of the planet? My vote is seven.Title (Brazil): "Cherry 2000"

I really wanted to like this film and I almost did, for reasons of Melanie Griffith looking really hot alone, but the truth is that this is a really goofy piece of cheese and there is nothing in the movie that really teaches anything. It has that 80's look which fascinates me, no matter how bad a story or acting, but other than that, just a really bad Mad Max.The idea is that this guy from the rich part of the world loses his beloved female robot to a short circuit. He hires a tracker to find the rare kind of robot that was his type (see what I did there?) in some god forsaken desert. A mad trek ensues, all around a desolate landscape where people don't have anything but machine guns, rocket launchers and gasoline powered vehicles. In the end, he realizes that killing people with grenades and high powered guns makes a "real" girl that looks like a porn Barbie doll be more lovable than a robot. The end.Notable moments: Laurence Fishburne in a 5 second role as "Larry" Fishburne. It's worth remembering things like that if you ever meet the guy, right? :)

A road-movie and science-fiction film, which has become a cult film, that is funny and entertaining despite the downs.The film has a great inventive and a good premise, and the characters are, a priori, quite attractive. However, the script is badly developed, the acting is pedestrian, and the special effects are very cheap, so you end laughing at he result, not getting engaged by a futuristic story. In other words this looks like a spoof movie, instead of a sci-fic one, which is what pretends to be. If the movie had been presented as a comedy, and not taken itself not so seriously, I would certainly have rated the film higher, as I laughed more than with many comedies.The cast counts with a very young Melanie Griffith in the role of the naive but daring E. Johnson, and with David Andrews as the sexy-hero Indiana-Jones of the future Sam Treadwell, who don't seem to have any chemistry on camera and do not shine in their performances. However, I found Pamela Gidley good and believable as robot Cherry 2000, and Jeniffer Mayo deadpan hilarious as Ronda.Sometimes we need to eat a gourmet dish and others we fancy a burger. Well, this would be the burger!

Plot: Guy falls in love with a one-dimensional sex robot. Guy loses sex robot. Guy hires a woman to help him find sex robot. Guy falls in love with woman and realises that multi-dimensional women, warts and all, are better than one-dimensional sex fantasies.Interesting: Film explodes female archetypes. Film's target audience is man, but film allows woman to perform all tasks better than man. Man loses shoe, cries for help, depends on woman for rescue etc. Woman, free from male chains, teaches man to love her liberation. Better to interact with a woman who has brains and a heart instead of a fantasy image with a microchip.Reality: Man=lazy, Sex robot=impractical, Porn=global 6/10 – Mildly interesting rift on "Weird Science". Surprisingly, the film makes quite a few references to Tarkovsky's "Stalker".