Undescribable Perfection

It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.

Good start, but then it gets ruined

Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.

At 62 years old and a movie fan, I thought I had seen it all. In all of my life I have never witnessed such a piece of crap. We laughed all of the way though the movie, the acting, the plot (or lack of), the so called police, just incredibly stupid. I told my wife that Danny Glover was in the movie so I thought it would be okay. I am not sure what is going on with Danny Glover but he sold his soul to the devil (no pun intended). I am very happy I did not pay for this. If I had went to a theater to see it (I do not think it would have ever been allowed in a pay theater), I would have demanded my money back, and very loudly and publicly. I cannot believe that anyone who worked in or on this movie could possibly have thought it was any good at all. Pathetic, just pathetic.

I try not to post anything bad about movies. If a movie is bad I move on and don't waste my time. But... DEAR GOD, Danny Glover, how can you have fallen this far? What happened? What wrong turns have been made? I can't even begin to explain the poor quality of this movie. Nothing about it makes any sense. The director tries to do some kind of "Crash" thing where he shows a bunch of random people and how random events bring them all together. But God and the Devil are playing chess (randomly) Then there's a standoff, and then there's a chick with a sword. I have no idea what the hell is going on. And literally everything; the camera work, costumes, acting, editing, all of it, are terrible. This gets 2 stars only because Birdemic is a thing, and I can at least say this isn't THE worst movie ever made.

see above :P Vinnie Jones is a nob Danny Glover clearly run out of all that lethal weapon cheddar must have been 'kin desperate to do this role - screenwriter must have been standing on chair with rope around his neck wen he wrote this crap - or should be for writing it - more ketchup than Heinz baked beansAgain, Vinnie Jones is a nob Danny Glover clearly run out of all that lethal weapon cheddar must have been 'kin desperate to do this role - screenwriter must have been standing on chair with rope around his neck wen he wrote this crap - or should be for writing it - more ketchup than Heinz baked beans

You would think a movie with Danny Glover and Vinnie Jones would be worth a watch, right? WRONG! Not this flick! Wow, the dialogue was so bad, and not just badly written, but badly acted out too! Cringe- worthy! Every 3rd word is f***ing, and it grates on your nerves after about 10 minutes of it. The story is so discombobulated, it is so jumbled and contrived. It is like they tried way to hard to be a hipper version of a Tarantino flick. Way Way WAY too hard! I can't believe how many quality actors are in this movie, they should be ashamed! I couldn't even get to the finish, it was THAT BAD! What a waste of money! What a mess!!