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The greatest movie ever made..!

Terrible acting, screenplay and direction.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

The only reason I even gave this show a 4, is that it still manages to grab my attention while switching channels. I know it's fake, but for some reason I'm still keen to see what is inside the storage unit.... I'm an idiot.This show would easily score a 7+ if it'd just cut the actors out and film real auctions. Edited correctly, real auctions could still be interesting. I realize filming familiar actors will eventually grow on us and help us decide who we want to win the auction/find riches, but why did they choose these jokers? I'd be happier if I knew these auctions were authentic, even at the price of more random members of the public crowding the place.I suppose if they filmed real auctions, they would have to wait longer to get the footage they need. Interesting items might not show up that often, so instead they just plant items. Also, if I saw the storage hunters camera crew trying to film whatever I just won at auction, I'd tell 'em to get lost. I guess it's easier to just pay these horrible people to bid on stuff and make nice for the camera.To the producers I raise my middle finger. Trash like 'storage hunters' makes the world a worse place to be...........

It's literally just a bunch of fat typical Americans fighting and dropping large amounts of money on each unit. The characters are absolutely horrible. The main couple is just a fat, irritating, typical American while her husband is just a jack a$$ with an anger problem. The auctioneer is so over-hyped about everything. He also just constantly trills his tongue during each auction and it gets unbearable about half way through an episode.The black guy is so desperate to be memorable that he uses his catchphrase (or rather catch word, "MONEY!", whenever something good happens. The worst part is that he says this probably 20-30 times per episode and sometimes more as he says this to bid a lot. Then there's that greasy bastard with the pork chops and cheap sunglasses. It's so obvious that he's trying to be the Dave Hester of this show it's sickening. All he does is crank the price up on each unit then get in a fight with the main guy. There's one more guy but he's just another fat cock with no skill in anything. All he does is make horrible jokes alluding to his drinking problem, unattractive ex-girlfriends and his weight but rarely buys anything. All in all it's just another shitty storage auction show but the one thing that makes it unique from ANY other show in history is how horrible the characters are and the show is at least 50% fighting.

Storage Hunters is a reality show about people that bid on abandoned storage bins around the USA. The locations differ from episode to episode, sometimes being in the desert, others in the city and occasionally in the docks. What I have learned from these shows is as follows:1) There is only one auctioneer in the whole of AmericaIt is a bald man called Sean. He waves his arms around and goes "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" a lot. He wears a 'Staff' T-shirt but, seeing as he flogs stuff at a different location on every show, must be hired at a lot of places simultaneously. He fist-bumps people and thinks of looky-likey type nicknames for the unnamed, non-bidding crowd members in an entirely, 100% genuine, non-scripted way. Sean is my hero.2) There are only five people who are permitted to bid on auctions in AmericaThey are a husband and wife team with all the personality of a spit- drenched rag, a black guy that shouts "Money!" a lot, a man with a big beard, a guy with big sideburns and some old redneck guy. They all hate each other for no discernible reason. Other people are allowed to watch, but they can neither bid on nor win anything.3) Winning auctions in America makes people angryWhenever anyone stops bidding, someone else wins. The losers then get angry at the winners even though they could have kept bidding and won themselves. I don't understand why they feel the need to do this, but at least I now feel suitably prepared for an auction situation in the future.4) There is only one person in America who is qualified enough to snip through a padlock with some bolt cuttersHis name is Green Mile and he hangs around with Sean. He must be a hugely skilled professional or why else would the producers pay for him to travel the country just to perform one menial task? Green Mile is my hero.5) Every storage bin in America is required by law to contain a load of seemingly worthless junk, with one piece of incredibly valuable loot hidden somewhere at the back.Think it's all dog food? Wrong - there is a diamond-encrusted collar in a tiny box under a bag of kibbles. Think it's all cuddly toys? No - you'll find an Electric Supercar in there somewhere if you look hard enough. I like this rule. It makes every auction ultimately pay off.6) In America, no matter where you are in the Country, it is possible to somehow instantaneously summon up an expert in anything you can find in a random box-full of crap."Hey, look! I've bought an old propeller! I know a guy who can tell me everything there is to know about this. I'll call him now, and he'll be here immediately. Even though I'm from Boston and am currently in Palm Springs". That kind of thing.7) People who buy stuff at clearance auctions are qualified to value anything off the top of their headsBidder: "What is it?"Sean the Auctioneer: "It's an old door"Bidder: "This is worth seven hundred bucks!"Note - 3 seconds earlier he didn't even know what it was. Now he can value it to the dollar. It's like auction magic!Well, there you go - the 7 rules to American auctions. Trust me: Reality TV doesn't get much more reality-er than this.

when watching storage hunters you want to just dip your eyes in acid. It is so obviously fake.like the constant fights between the characters.it is not worth watching. if you want to see a storage bidding show worth your while watch storage wars.i remember in one episode they open the door and a bomb goes off, after seeing this i laughed, not at it being comical but that someone would consider this quality television.when i first saw this show i thought it was good for the first 5 minutes but after this i began to hate it, but the ironic thing is i am hooked to it. i have to watch it because if i don't i know i'll miss something really fake. bottom line don't watch this show.