Waste of time

Sorry, this movie sucks

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

I like movies that are aware of what they are selling... without [any] greater aspirations than to make people laugh and that's it.

No Offence from Paul Abbott was promoted as some kind of left-field black comedy by Channel 4 if the trailers were anything to go by. I gave it a miss and it was only because of some buzz on a few internet websites I decided to give the first episode a try. It came across as Scott & Bailey with gallows humour and decided my wife would enjoy this. Well she likes Scott & Bailey.We binged watch this over several nights. DI Deering (Joanna Scanlan) is the no nonsense chief in a Manchester precinct which is investigating the death of girls suffering from Downs Syndrome. She likes to have conferences with other female cops in the ladies toilet. There is a strong element of female camaraderie in the series. Each episode has a story of the week as well as the main plot being progressed.No Offence moves along at a brisk pace and with plenty of black humour. I felt the individual weekly stories to be on the weak side. The main arc did have elements of Broadchurch though if you followed the plot hints being dropped as it went along. I thought we might have a curve ball thrown at us but it looks like I did correctly guess the culprit.An enjoyable show but the individual stories needs to be stronger when the series returns. Also I felt that some of the actors were trying too hard with their Mancunian accents, at times they were incomprehensible. I assume the actors were not from Lancashire.It is just a shame that Channel 4 mis-marketed this show.

We love this series and we both have a uniform background.I have laughed out loud and grimaced at some scenes that I saw in real life.It is one of the best police series I have seen. The angst of getting it wrong,the relationships forged in extreme circumstances, the black humour and how the job takes over your life. Elaine Cassidy is superbly cast. Yes there are 'playground moments' others have reviewed, but that is sometimes the only way you can deal with the worst aspects of human nature and stay sane. Love it and hope it has another series.

I have noticed a couple of bad reviews for this show but, all I have to say in response to these is, take a look for yourself. No, it may not be to everyone's taste but, tell me something that is? Personally, I love it! I've now watched the first 3 episodes aired on C4 and the kind of 'gallows humour' contained therein really is appealing to anyone who works in an industry that is, oftentimes, so dire and dreadful that humour is the only coping mechanism left open to you. But, that said, as my title implies, this show has been created for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only! If you aren't entertained, then watch something else, it's that simple. However, that said, I would like to point out that not everyone was initially impressed with Paul Abbot's other creation, Shameless, and now look what's happened there! A great deal of the population are being entertained by that one, from OAP's to indolent teens, it's a winner across the board without doubt. If these two shows are examples of what Mr Abbot is capable of then I say "create away Paul, you damn genius!" I would like to point out here that yes, I am a child from a school playground put into an adult's body, as are we all, and anyone so full of their own self importance to say they are not, needs to take the stick from out their a**e! Tee hee! Puerile enough for you? ;-)

I've read the other reviews on here, They range from one that obviously doesn't 'get it' and compares it to car crash TV (have they even seen it ???!!!, I don't think they have); to fellow Brits that loved it. Not surprising as it certainly encapsulates the irreverent northern British attitude to life. No messing about, sod the risk and get it done, break a few rules if you have to - and have a laugh while doing it. It's a strong flavour, so I shouldn't be surprised at the odd marmite response. I hope that most people love it too? If you're expecting Morse or Scott & Bailey you will be offended, that's the intent. This show turns every stereo type on its head. Paul Abbott brought us 'Shameless' - a joyful, unapologetic celebration of the council estate underclass and all of their faults. Faults that can actually be strengths in the long run; and he's done it again with a huge dollop of 'Girl Power' for want of a better phrase. Shameless' strongest characters were the women, they were the family glue, doers and problem solvers. No Offense is far more overt. The girls haven't only learned to drive, they own the bloody car so get out of the way or you're getting rammed!Most of the characters smashing in the headlights are women. Yet this is no Cagney & Lacey - I haven't seen one bit of designer knitwear yet. This is not a cynical attempt to capture 'the female demographic' at prime time like the 80's New York Cop show, quite the opposite.There's the soft centred yet canny, hard as Blackpool rock and ferocious boss, DI Deering (Joanna Scanlan) who prefers the ladies loo to an office for a briefing. And the absolute opposite, recently promoted virgin in a brothel DS Joy Freers (Alexandra Roach, Utopia)who obviously feels she shouldn't have been promoted at all but is going to find a back bone and earn it. Stuck in the middle and the one that should have been promoted is the level headed, capable, ultra brave and prone to wrong decisions, DC Kowalska (Elaine Cassidy). Her unfortunate and accidental squishing of a murderer's skull with the help of a bus ruled her out of the detective sergeant's spot. Was it wrong for me to laugh so much that I didn't need an enema? 'No', says Paul, 'It's okay'. We are given a wealth of characters, with an insight into their off duty and totally unguessable private lives. There are too many good actors to mention;even those with a a few lines are already making their presence known.It's not just about gender and tearing up some stereotypes. I'm happy with the supporting role of tough yet deferential DC Spike Tanner (Will Mellor - 2 Pints Of lager And A Packet Of Crisps) who comes across as big brother to his even bigger sisters; and the seen it all still smiling despite a banging hangover Miller. I'm not sure of his job. Teckie? Forensic pathologist? This enigmatic role is meat and gravy for Paul Ritter. He's also kicking backside with his 'petrified of being outed' political animal MI5 spy master in 'The Game' (BBC).The underlying plot that will run 'til the end is the hunt for a serial killer preying on young girls with Downs Syndrome. The subplots are many motley yet major crimes, about one an episode, which is enough to give variety as well as depth. Human nature and the motivations that make people 'bad' seem to be a theme, however I'm only three shows in, maybe it's not. Comedy is born of tragedy and the tragedy here is that the perverted killer's victims are the most innocent and vulnerable of all God's creatures. Pure pathos. Yet no one is made to feel guilty about the laugh out loud moments despite the serious subject. Having come from a police family with a few burnt out alcoholic wrecks as testament to an often traumatic, thankless job I can understand and even vouch for the humour. It's a coping mechanism to make light of something that would put some of us in a mad house. Example;There was a suicide on the rail line near us. An uncle attended along with others including firemen. They found the victim strewn along the track. But they just couldn't find the head, the last remaining piece and possibly crucial for ID as it was way before DNA profiling. The search went on for hours until finally a fireman found it in an adjacent field. To announce the discovery he picked it up by the hair, looked it in the eye and said 'You won't do that again, will you'?! Those close enough to hear cracked up. That's the dark humour, Paul Abbott has found the head. Thanks Paul. You and (let's not forget 'em, they love to break the rules too) Channel 4 deserve a big, hearty thanks and many awards.As I said, this is meaty, feisty Marmite doing a power riff; not a limp and bland cucumber sandwich accompanied by strings on an idyllic English lawn.Can anyone smell toast?IT'S FINISHED NOW! Saw all episodes and it got better and better - a lot of the questions I asked were answered; It's now a box set on 4OD for those that didn't catch it the first time round - get in a bottle of Chardonnay (DI Deering drinks it) settle back and wallow in the low down, sewage soaked, crazed streets of Manchester. There'll be twist after turn after double bluff to kleep you hooked. The 'Sisters' are really doing it for themselves and man did they 'do it'! I'd have to climb to the top of Everest to be able to recommend this highly enough - MENTAL!