Almost Naked Animals
Almost Naked Animals
TV-Y7 | 07 January 2011 (USA)
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  • Reviews
    SpuffyWeb

    Sadly Over-hyped

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    Phonearl

    Good start, but then it gets ruined

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    Fairaher

    The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.

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    Teddie Blake

    The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

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    InsaneFIDO The one and ONLY

    The only show I watched on television for many years before I stopped watching television. My children and I loved every episode we saw regardless of how often it was repeated. I particularly like the fact that so many people seem to have been offended by it. Like beauty offence is in the mind of the beholder and the beholders who provided the negative reviews have only themselves to blame. The cartoon characters are charming in a ridiculous way and lampoon the characters, I suspect, of those who would have it removed from viewing space. In 40 years of working I have met many lovable lunatics who have upset very many more self important busybodies and dour drab "normal" people, and this show is a reminder not to take ourselves too seriously as we are after all merely mobile tubular bags of water with a little self awareness.

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    Michael Laffey (michaellaffey868)

    Dear Noah Jones are you freaking kidding me? You actually targeted this show to our children? This doesn't even look like a kids show! This looks like an internet show that would be targeted for college kids. I mean are you kidding me? This makes other horrible shows like Johnny Test look like Charlie Brown and it makes Out Of Jimmy's Head look like Hey Arnold. NO I AM NOT KIDDING .. THIS ACTUALLY MAKES OUT OF JIMMY'S HEAD LOOK LIKE HEY ARNOLD!!!!!I mean, why would you actually release a children's show about animals running around and having misadventures in their underwear? I mean I've seen other stuff like this before like the book series Captain Underpants but that's a different story because that story is actually about a tough school principal who is secretly a superhero in underwear disguise, this show on the other hand has female animals topless and in their bikinis! There is no family fun value whatsoever with this horrid show, watching this show makes me wonder why I am even living on this planet.So many parents complained about how so horrible this show was some of them even considered it to be porn! I don't blame them! Even when my mom watched this show for the first time on Cartoon Network (Usually she doesn't really care what TV shows we watch) even she thought the show was gross and believe me it triggered her to write a letter to Cartoon Network about how horrible that show was and wanted it off the air.Believe it or not when our children of today get older and they look back at this show later in life they will completely regret it and they will wonder why they were even exposed this show in the first place. I mean there were some shows I regret watching as a child like Butt Ugly Martians and Street Sharks but this I swear even Butt Ugly Martians and Street Sharks were way much better shows to watch than this garbage they actually release for kids. I thought Out Of Jimmy's Head was the real horrid crap but seriously just why release this .This show wouldn't be such a problem if they had to target it for kids. Like come on even I don't want my future kids to be watching such a show like this. Thankfully the show was taken off Cartoon Network within I believe 1 year, they also had another terrible show on called Scaredy Squirrel but even I think that show was way much better to watch than ALMOST NAKED FREAKING ANIMALS!!!! Seriously Noah Jones, I don't think making kids cartoons are you're thing. I think he needs to stop making cartoons for kids and probably try his best to make a cartoon that would be better for teenagers or adults and put it on adult swim or something. So far Noah Jones made 3 cartoons, (Fish Hooks, Almost Naked Animals & Pickle & Peanut).Fish Hooks wasn't really all that good and Pickle & Peanut was just a waste of time. Of course Pickle & Peanut came after Almost Naked Animals but I think Pickle & Peanut should have just been a show for Adult Swim.Overall . Almost Naked Animals is a complete disaster and believe me no child or adult should ever have to be forced to watch this. This show makes me want to become a fan of Johnny Test and Out Of Jimmy's Head I am not even kidding around here guys .

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    brian-30039

    Where to start on this show, no seriously, this is one of the worst shows I've ever seen on cartoon network,Uncle Grandpa is hated by everyone and I'm like, Why?, but i can understand why Almost Naked Animals is getting panned by people.The first thing you'll notice is that they took off all the hair off of the characters,and even added hair to some, like Octo, Noah Z Jones,You have made a show about fishes,haven't you do your research? The next thing you'll notice is the jokes, its said to be 3-10, but they added all the woman characters like Bunny to have Boobs sticking out of their bras,and Howie once busted a nut, and once,Duck crapped on the chip dip at his "own" party,so it's not aimed at any demographic, are they aiming to a demographic that doesn't exist, or the "Happy Maddison" audience.The last thing you'll notice is that, the animals are all horribly drawn,like they're rejected Pokedrawings from Vinesauce. The only plus i can give it is, it's voice acting, They Got Rob Tinkler in it, He's one of my inspirations for voice acting, but i feel that this is his weakest performance voicing this rejected Cronenburg Monster. They all look like they're in a David Lynch Horror film, So Generally, if you like Noah Z Jones,Then go watch the 7D or Fish Hooks. I recommend you skip this rejected Cronenburg movie that was made by The Fish Hook.

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    tommypezmaster

    This show may be a turning point for Canadian animation, it does have potential. Although I sort of like this show for being quite nostalgic to my childhood with it's cherry protagonist, which I simply adore, I kind of feel this show is good for watching if there was nothing better to watch on TV. Oh, and if you're wondering what shows that Canada made that fails, I will get to that. This show can be kind of iffy at times, but it still entertains you enough to not change the channel. Overall, this show isn't too bad, but it's still a pretty decent show compared to all of the other garbage that Canada had made (Yakkity Yak, Johnny Test, Will and DeWitt, World of Quest Pearlie, Being Ian, Sidekick and Scaredu Squirrel).

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