Your blood may run cold, but you now find yourself pinioned to the story.

This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

Mostly, the movie is committed to the value of a good time.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

YOU'LL NEVER GET RICH (Columbia, 1941), directed by Sidney Lanfield, could very well be a screwball comedy about an oddball inventor and his many failed get-rich-quick schemes. The title, derived from the lyrics lifted from an old army song, indicates Columbia's attempt in capitalizing on Army comedies that had become the new rage starting with the ever popular BUCK PRIVATES (Universal, 1941) that not only made overnight sensations of the burlesque comics, Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, but popularized some popular song hits introduced by The Andrews Sisters. While YOU'LL NEVER GET RICH starts off amusingly well as a backstage musical, the second half shifts maneuvers towards BUCK PRIVATES material set in an Army camp. Though there's no Bud and Lou with the Andrews Sisters to boost up any musical-comedy morale, there are songs by Cole Porter, an original screenplay by Michael Fessler and Ernest Pagano, and the leading presence of legendary dancer Fred Astaire opposite the up-and-coming Rita Hayworth, a few years before her motion picture achievement as GILDA (1946) and becoming THE LADY FROM SHANGHAI (1948). Most of all, there's humorist Robert Benchley in some good scene-stealing support.The film opening offers a different approach as apposed to the traditional title credits with Robert Benchley's character, in the back seat of his limousine, telling Jenkins, (Emmett Vogan), his chauffeur, to slow down. As he gazes through the window, the camera captures its opening credits with star and staff names posted on billboards, wooden fences, road signs and on the side of a barn before story proceedings get underway. Martin Cortland (Robert Benchley), the owner of the Courtland Theater, stops off in a jewelry store on Fifth Avenue and 54th Street to buy an anniversary present for his wife and gift for one of the chorines appearing in an upcoming musical show choreographed by Robert Curtis (Fred Astaire). Courtland leaves the store following a purchase of a seven dollar Chinese back scratcher for his wife and an expensive diamond bracelet for Sheila Winthrop (Rita Hayworth). After Sheila refuses Cortland's present, the bracelet is soon discovered by Cortland's ever-suspecting wife, Julia (Frieda Inescort), with Sheila's name engraved on it. To avoid possible divorce proceedings, Cortland tries to convince his wife he bought the bracelet for Robert as a present for Sheila. At the Crystal Roof where the Courtlands are to celebrate their fifteenth wedding anniversary, the couple have Sheila and Robert accompany them at the dinner table where Courtland passes off the bracelet gift to give to Sheila in the presence of his wife. Sheila, caught by surprise, leaves the banquet as Robert attempts to explain. Problems arise when reporter captures the moment and places Robert and Sheila's "engagement" on the front page of the morning newspaper. Upon receiving his draft notice, Robert leaves his troubles behind him for Army life at Camp Weston. Aside from becoming a private under the leadership of a tough sergeant (Donald MacBride), and the company companionship of Kewpie Blair (Guinn Williams) and Twivel Tongue (Cliff Nazarro), his past encounters soon catches up with him, creating further complications ahead.Other members of the cast consist of John Hubbard (Captain Tom Barton); Osa Massen (Sonya); Marjorie Gateson (Sheila's Aunt Louise); Ann Shoemaker (Mrs. Barton); and Frank Ferguson (Justice of the Peace).With a fine yet unmemorable score by Cole Porter, the motion picture soundtrack is as follows: "Dance Duet" (performed by Fred Astaire and Rita Hayworth); "Boogie Barricade" (danced by Fred Astaire and ensemble); "Dream Dance" (instrumental); "Shooting the Works for Uncle Sam" (sung and danced by Astaire/ensemble); "Since I Kissed My Baby Goodbye" (performed by The Delta Rhythm Boys/ danced by Astaire) "A Stairable Rag" (danced by Astaire); "So Near, Yet So Far" (sung by Astaire, danced by Astaire and Hayworth); and "The Wedding Cake Walk" (sung by Martha Tilton, danced by Astaire and Hayworth, ensemble). Of the tunes, only "So Near, Yet So Far" has possibilities of a song hit. As surprisingly brief as musical interludes go, the best moments belong to the fine chemistry dance duets from Astaire and Hayworth, which, upon their conclusions, makes one wish for either more or longer segments between them on the dance floor. Astaire's two separate tap dancing solos accompanied by the Delta Rhythm Boys, in the guard house has its moments, but not quite as fantastic as those Astaire solos from either TOP HAT (1935) or SWING TIME (1936).As Abbott and Costello providing many laughs through their routines in BUCK PRIVATES, Columbia attempted in duplicating that match with Guinn Williams and Cliff Nazarro. Nazarro introduction to the film set at Grand Central Station starts off in hilarious fashion with his double-talk routine. As the story progresses, his constant repeated vaudeville-style gags grow tiresome long before the closing Columbia logo hits the screen. Though Nazarro should be credited for some hilarious moments from another movie for Columbia, BLONDIE GOES TO COLLEGE (1942), his drill routine here is definitely no match for how Abbott and Costello did it in BUCK PRIVATES. In spite of some flaws and typical story, YOU'LL NEVER GET RICH still provides some fine entertainment during its 88 minutes.No doubt a box-office winner back in 1941, YOU'LL NEVER GET RICH, along with Astaire and Hayworth's second and final collaboration of YOU WERE NEVER LOVELIER (Columbia, 1942), each distributed to home video (dating back to the 1980s) and DVD, can be seen occasionally on either Turner Classic Movies or Get-TV cable channels. So near yet so far. (***1/2)

Dance arranger escapes to the army after his daffy boss can't seem to keep his women properly sorted.Expert mix of comedy, dance, and glamour. The glamour's supplied by Hayworth who's—in a word—simply dazzling (okay, two words). Her appearance in Gilda (1946) may have supplied the smoldering sex appeal, but this one supplies the sheer beauty. Plus she cuts a pretty good rug with the incomparable Astaire who turns in his usual nimble footed magic. Of course, putting the rail-thin danceman in the army is a stretch, but the script doctors manage to turn his weight trick into a chuckle.Then there's the terminally befuddled Robert Benchley (Mr. Cortland) who can't seem to tell a backscratcher from a bracelet or his wife from a chorus girl. Pairing his nonsense with the classy, no-nonsense Inescort (Mrs. Cortland) is a comedic masterstroke. I love his I'm-caught-again stammer as he withers under her glare. Then too, the chorus girls send-off for the soldier boys in the train station is a real eye-catcher and masterpiece of staging. It may not be the dance centerpiece, but it does brim over with genial high spirits.If I didn't know better (release date, Sept. 1941), I would have guessed this was a WWII morale booster. But clearly the big one is on the horizon, and I'll bet this 90-minutes of escape played in a ton of overseas bases. After all, what GI would not fight to keep the Hayworths back home safe and secure. But happily you don't need to be a GI or his girl to enjoy this expert blend of dance and whimsy, courtesy a stellar cast, a clever script, and Columbia studios.

Ginger Rogers may have been Fred Astaire's ultimate dance partner, but Rita Hayworth makes a very worthwhile play for that title in 'You Were Never Lovelier'. This fun wartime comedy-musical has a very contrived plot that is as flimsy as tissue paper, but when the two stars Hayworth and Astaire are on screen together all faults are forgiven for the sheer brilliance they show together as dancing partners.Hayowrth, early in her career, shows little sign of nervousness before the camera and handles her role as Sheila Winthrop very well, she imbues her with charm, grace and just a hint of sass. Astaire is equally likable as Robert Curtis, Rita's love interest from the beginning. As with all of Astaire's films with Rogers the lovestruck couple experience a series of misdemeanours that hinder their romance, until a romantic finale reunites the pair. Light moments of comedy work well to compliment the bursts of energetic dancing, and Hayworth's and Astaire's charisma shine through perfectly when they are needed to lift the action.The army base setting is refreshing, yet also distracting. A little too much time is given to the rather unamusing antics of Astaire's servicemen buddies. The film isn't overly influenced with visual style, the sets look as if they have been used time and time again, yet Hayworth and Astaire are sublime whatever the situation. Rita looks very beautiful in this one, and she displays a natural acting talent. Astaire was never much of an actor but he lights up the screen like no other. Nice supporting work from Frieda Inescort is a highlight, as is the dancing finale for Hayworth and Astaire atop an army tank. Yes, the army sub-plot came in handy in the end.Margarita Cansino was still undergoing the 'Rita Hayworth' transformation while this film was being made, so Rita still looks quite Latin in most scenes, with darker hair than we are normally accustomed to from the famous redhead. Fred often said that Rita was the best dancer he ever worked with, and at times he does seem in awe of her capabilities that definitely match his. Rita considered this one of the two jewels in her film career (the other being 'You Were Never Lovelier' with, you guessed it, Fred), and it is a gorgeous film.A feel-good musical that isn't a mind-blowing film experience, yet is definitely an enjoyable one.7/10.

I initially thought this one was the lesser of the two pairings. But I have to admit this film- which puts its audience squarely into the start of World War II- is quite sharp, script-wise, and quite lyrical, music-wise. Astaire's dance director shows an early but distant attraction to chorus dancer Hayworth (and vice-versa), but is drafted into the Army (not to mention repeatedly banished to the guardhouse for various insubordination) before they can live happily ever after. They were a sweet coupling, despite their 19-year age difference, and Hayworth, as others have mentioned, was quite a revelation as a tap and ballroom dancer. All of their dances are performances only, not love scenes (which are the duets I have always preferred), but they are sensational. The requisite 'big number' is the finale, the "Wedding Cake Walk" (you'll do a double-take at the last image of the tank-shaped wedding cake), and there is an ensemble dance at the start of the film called "Boogie Barcarolle." But two numbers stand out: Astaire's solo dance in the guardhouse, sung by a black jazz chorus (uncredited, called the Delta Rhythm Boys) and entitled "Since I Kissed My Baby Goodbye." Elegant tapping by Astaire is blended with a rich bass vocal by Lucius Brooks. The other number is Astaire and Hayworth's dress rehearsal "So Near and Yet So Far," a stunning rumba which shows off Hayworth in a sheer black gown and expands into intricate layers of choreography. This is one of the last films to show Ms. Hayworth as a brunette; her hair is no longer black, but it is not yet red either, but shortly after this outing her tresses went completely red as she began doing doing Technicolor films. Their follow-up film, "You Were Never Lovelier," had more of the standard romantic shenanigans and more lyrical dance numbers, but this first one was more screwball comedy and, in a sense, more of a challenge to pull off.