Waste of time

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A Major Disappointment

This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.

I can say without reservation that this is the STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen in my entire life. It was SO stupid, I can't believe that someone actually paid money for this movie to be made, or that people actually agreed to be a part of the cast and crew. I can hardly say more than that; after just watching it, I was so overwhelmed with a need to share in some forum how STUPID and POINTLESS that this movie is, that I was compelled to joined IMDb.com for the first time for the sole purpose of expressing this. If you decide to watch this movie anyway, you will agree with me; this review is my attempt to save you from "the silver bullet."

*SPOILERS Of Wall Street* We open with a murder.Then, we get to the movie. And we wish we were killed too.Basically, it's the story of Jeff, a young man who wants to be a broker, and ends up being recruited by the WOLF Brothers (man, if that's not a neon sign that spells 'TROUBLE AHEAD'..).He ends up becoming another Abercrombie and Fitch Preppy Looking Broker, with a big aggressivity.But, he finds out that there is something weird beneath the WOLF Brothers' smooth façade...We get to see a lot of semi-naked male flesh, some good-looking gals, but NO werewolves, scariness, or titillating anything, except - semi-naked men, and showed in a very unflattering light.Done poorly, acted worse, it would've been better as a porno, where at the end, we see Jeff as a stockbroker... in a gay porn movie (which is a career worth looking into for the main actor, because dear, looking around confused is NOT acting) and we found out he has an unlocked sexuality.Really, a few touches here and there, and it could make a passable gay porn. The only way it could be watchable.Where are Mike, Joel and the Bots when you need them? I think that ALL of them should MST3K this.Wolves Of Wall Street: 2/10.

Wolves of Wall Street has an interesting concept. But, that is the only interesting element in this movie.Here a Wall Street wanna-be fresh out of school and with no luck finding a position elsewhere joins a highly successful all-male Wall Street Firm whose initiation consists of transforming the new members into werewolves.Now a Wall Street werewolf may be a new concept.The concept that a werewolf is just a person in dark lighting, some blue make-up who catches his victims with his "odor" while novel is AWFUL. The reason it wasn't tried before is that it doesn't work.The werewolves in the film are supposed to be completely irresistible to women, but there is hardly any evidence of this in the film. They cut in and out repeatedly of the two or so scenes of anything remotely erotic. And, I stress REMOTELY.These werewolves are too "suave" to hunt or chase their prey. They just approach their intended victim and let their exuding natural pheromones do the rest. And other than a wet kiss on the victims' thigh, there doesn't seems to be much other damage.I did learn this though: with pheromones, a designer suit and just the right "I'm too hot for you" glance, a werewolf can even "convert" a lesbian. But, in this case, a "lesbian" is a woman the werewolf can't get any vibes from. Sounds like the guy who gets rejected at the bar!Nothing scary... No suspense... No special effects... No sex...These wolves don't even have canine teeth! If you want to see male models parading in fine suits looking smug, you will be quite pleased. The entire budget seems to be spent on clothes and bad actors, in that order.Do yourself a favor ... just pass.

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*So this guy dreams about being a stock broker and heads to Wall Street. You'll know that it's Wall Street because the street and subway sign for Wall Street are shown numerous times. He's down on his luck until he goes to the Wolfie Boy Toy brokerage house. It's a hip, happening brokerage firm where all the men are buff and drink tea. They also dress sharp and have great hair. They want the new guy to run with the pack. Will he howl along with them? Only an idiot would stick around to find out. This rotten excuse of a horror movie really hurt me. There is not one werewolf in the entire movie. Not one! Most of the movie is spent having some broker tell the new guy how to be a good salesman/predator. This wouldn't have been so bad if there was some remote semblance of a payoff. What a sick joke. There's nothing. When you have a sex scene with four guys and two girls and all the nudity is on the guy's side, you'll know that the movie has dive-bombed into complete oblivion. The horror angle is only the hook to get the ignorant suckers, (like me), to rent this awful rip-off. I have learned my lesson the hard way. Please excuse me while I howl in agony, "AH-WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"