How sad is this?

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

This movie is labeled as 'horror', well I wonder why! This movie was just awful and a complete waste of time.Was it a parody on "Twilight"? I hardly think so. I am pretty sure that director Charlie Vaughn meant this as a serious movie. A gay vampire movie. Well, that is a first, I will give him that much.As for the movie itself? Well, it didn't at all appeal to me in any way. The story was shallow and basically just an excuse to show off guys with no shirts. And the movie didn't follow vampire lore or mythology at all; the vampires were running around in broad daylight and wore crucifixes around their necks. And be warned, there is some full vampire frontal nudity here as well.I am sure that this movie might appeal to a certain selected target audience, whom enjoy gay romantic vampire movies that was or could be labeled as softcore porn as well. As for me, not so much, and I gave up on the movie without finishing it, as it was not the type of movie that would be important for my life to have watched all the way to the end.Acting? Well, yeah there were actors and actresses in the movie. Did they perform good? Well, I am sure that they did. Just don't expect groundbreaking or academy-winning performances."Vampire Boys", well it did take on the vampire genre with an approach unrivaled and unseen before. At least for that, the movie was outstanding. Entertainment-wise, well I found nothing of the sort here.I would even go out as far as to say that "Twilight" seems like movie of the century compared to this vampire farce. And equally scary is the fact that a sequel has been spawned to this farce; "Vampire Boys 2: The New Brood". Well, there are movies being catered to every group in the audience, and hurray for that.Also a hurray for this being a gay movie, and that is not why I didn't enjoy it. I watch movies for the entertainment, not the political correctness of them, and "Vampire Boys" failed on every account to entertain me.

Warning, contains spoilers.So a cheap gay parody of twilight with some ripped off lines from interview with a vampire. There is too much to criticize about this movie but I'll try my best.The concept of a gay vampire looking for love is intriguing but the execution is high school project quality at best (and I'm sorry for using the word quality in this description) with a couple penis shots that are displayed in poor taste. The whole romance between the sickly Jasin and nerdy Caleb goes from stranger to eternal damnation in a time laps of three days. I mean come on, Romeo and Juliet had about 4 or 5 at least before they joined each other in eternity. I couldn't even feel any kind of legitimacy towards it. I kept thinking the character of Jasin was only seducing Caleb because his biological clock was running out (I say "the characters of" because at no point could I suspend my disbelief while watching the kids perform) The writing is sloppy and feels forced. The movie is supposed to be about love but the romance element is so weak it feels like a movie more about vampiric survival. The myth of finding 'the one' (a mortal to turn into a vampire and be with you forever) before your one hundredth vampire birthday or you die along with all the vampires you created is the only original concept in this film. Everything else feels like ether a parody of another vampire film or straight up rip off. The vampire myth is also nonexistent. Jasin and his entourage of calendar model rejects don't have any traits of traditional or modern vampires other than fangs and blood drinking. They walk around in the sunlight, they have no aversion to garlic or silver, they have no mental or shape shifting powers, they aren't strong or fast which is apparent in one fight scene where they look like 10 year olds having a tantrum. Jasin's manner of talking isn't so much PAINFUL to listen to because of his old style mannerisms but because he talks with a HEAVY emphasis of cliché cocky mysteriousness. It's like he isn't even trying to hide the fact he has something to hide. He sounds like a guy about to go crazy and shoot up the school the next day. On top of that, the poor excuse for a director chose the completely wrong actor to play the lead vampire. Jasin is a skinny sickly looking blond stereotype and he is surrounded by huge muscular lackeys to make him look more menacing. Any of the other vampires would have made a better choice to portray the animalistic danger a vampire should have but not by much. It was kind of obvious that the director had a fetish for the twinkish boy types and wanted to film them with their shirts off for his personal amusement.Caleb is just as skinny and I'm surprised he's not a dwarf because there has got to be 10 tons of stereotypical femininity weighing him down. He plays his role terribly. It sounds like he and everyone else in the film are reading there lines off of flash cards posted on the walls just out of camera view, at one point I thought I saw one.Paul (Caleb's roommate) played a very chaotic role. It was very apparent that the writer/director didn't know what to do with him. At first he's a plot device to give Caleb a free place to stay, then he's mysterious due to his financial independence and vampire themed house even though he never mentions vampires ever, then he's a romance interest, then he gets quickly killed off without any explanation of why his house had heavy vampire themes, and after his death any curiosity as to where he might be by Caleb is brushed off with "Paul isn't answering his phone I guess he's ignoring me" and no one catches a whisper of him again.By the end I'm almost sad to see Logan (one of Jasin's goons) get killed off. He was the only character who had any substance or development to him. He was a vampire who didn't want to die so he went to extreme measures to ensure his survival. Granted he wasn't a good actor nor anyone else but his parts were slightly not as bad, and he was, dare I say it interesting. Other than that the whole movie was rubbish and I quite literally had to pause at ten minutes intervals and catch a break from the poor quality of the movie budget, acting skill, lack of costume effects (Jasin gets shot and you don't even see a bullet hole in the shirt. Seriously!? The director was so cheap that he couldn't afford to poke a hole in a shirt? Maybe he spent the entire budget to get those two guys to flash there penises for the camera.) Honestly I have never had my willpower challenged so hard to finish a movie before.The movies concept had potential but the only thing vampiric about this film is that it was destined to burn once it saw the light of day.

Before watching this movie, I read all the reviews on this site, and I had very low expectations for this film when I watched it. If you're looking for a horror movie, I don't even understand why you're still looking at this page. This film is sort of a *GAY* parody of Twilight( minus the sparkles); Jasin is like Edward and Caleb is the Bella. The movie sometimes had slow or dull dialogue; sometimes it was good like that, sometimes not so much. In a nutshell, it wasn't a horrible movie, quite entertaining actually, if you're game for what this movie has.This movie is not for a true vampire fanatic. This is movie is better for ones who don't mind bending the rules a little.

Jasin is a vampire. For some reason when he turns 100 he and his brood (not coven, only witches form a coven) will all die. Hm? Never heard that one before. Anywhoo, he meets uh..what his name..and falls for him, blah, blah, blah. He's the One and he must Sire him to live. ??? Seeing Jason Lockhard act is punishing. His "ol' so polite way of talking" gets old real fast, and you want him to shut up.Time code 18:55 -19:05 is all this "film" is worth with a nice shot of Greg McKeon close up; plus Ryan Adames, both are hot to look at. (Too bad Ryan didn't get nudies) That's it. I'm a perv. So what.With dialog like: Caleb: "So, are you going to turn me, too?" Jasin: "It *has* come to that." this film has no excuse. The idea of a gay vampire flick was honestly arousing. But the all white cast, gawd awful actors was what set this thing in motion as another bad gay film.Whoever did this just wanted to make good use of all that stock footage (landscapes, cities, houses, scenery, etc.) they bought all in one film. I only liked the frontal shot of Greg that the director "just HAD" to get on camera. Well, that's it. Bye.