Best movie of this year hands down!

I love this movie so much

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

I made the unfortunate mistake of reading the reviews here before watching the blu-ray I got in the $8 bin. I watched in horror as everything the negative reviewers pointed out was revealed as the ugly truth. The film(?) is so bad it actually deserves a rating of half a star, which sadly doesn't exist on this site's rating system. I understand completely now why the reviewers were beside themselves trying to squeeze out adjectives and metaphors for how bad this piece of cinematic garbage truly is. Spoilers...how can you spoil something that is already rotten? I would rather have spent that $8 on a fast food meal that gave me food poisoning...at least it would have given me some nourishment before my bowel movement. Yes, it is truly THAT bad. I could care less about the $8 I wasted because the worst of it is I will never be able to purge it from my subconscious mind and will have to bear the memory of it till I die.

I wish I could give this movie a zero AND wish I'd checked out the reviews prior to renting! Did it come out on the big screen? I hope people didn't pay THAT much! Rented from red box, and the thought crossed my mind afterward that it should be illegal for some movies to be in there TO RENT! LOL. If an alien movie comes out, I have to look. Love them! Probably my favorite kind of film. But not this one... First of all, the acting is horrendous!! I actually laughed at one death scene because it was THAT bad. We ended up fast forwarding through parts to "get somewhere" and after watching the last few scenes, we just looked at each other in amazement. As in WHAT??!! Before we had even finished it, I checked reviews on IMDb out of curiosity, and got more entertainment from reading those, than I did from this sorry movie!!

If you really have nothing else to watch or do, then go ahead and watch this movie. Make sure to just watch it on Netflix or rent it or something, though, as the best thing about the movie is Maya Grant's breasts...It opens with some kind of nightclub scene and some flashes of something that's supposed to be foreshadowing? But really it just confused me. It's slow to get started.There's way too much lens flare. I was actually pretty surprised by the characters that died throughout the movie, caught me kind of off guard.The ending was just really confusing. I would have liked some more clarification there. I only understood part of it. I wish Jean-Claude would have died in a cooler way. He really only makes a cameo and I'm kind of sad he didn't get to contribute more to the film.The acting is really not the worst acting I've ever seen, and it didn't really bother me much for most of the movie; there were the other things above that bothered me much more.So if I had to choose between watching paint dry and watching this movie, I would watch this movie.

I've watched a lot of movies and some not so good ones, but this one...WOW!!! Everything about this movie sucks from the script to the acting to the effects. This movie can't even be called a 'B' movie but a 'T' movie.... Trash! Jean Claude Van Damme must have been given pity pay to attract viewersI have to have 10 lines of text to describe this movie,,,don't think it warrants that much... it's crapLike others have said if you value your time or just want to watch it to see how not to act or make a horrible movie then watch this one!Some of the actors were making a real attempt I suppose but it isn't enough to make the grade.