How sad is this?

A Major Disappointment

an ambitious but ultimately ineffective debut endeavor.

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

I went into this film because of Corbin Bernsen, since i liked him in the series "Psych". I have never seen such lousy acting coming from him, though, i have to say, he is the best actor in this film.The "action" moments in the film is disastrous! When you see someone using a gun you expect more of a mess than a pee gun makes, perhaps even some blood, but in this movie it's more of a puff and a red dot.The camera work is terrible, i almost fell asleep waiting for panning shots of cars and a house. Why would i want to stare at that for 20 seconds? I'm here to watch a movie, with dialog and content not scenery.Terrible altogether, should be at the bottom worst films of all time, but it will probably never get that many votes.

I knew I was in trouble the moment cheesy jazz music what floated over a nondescript house. The opening steady cam shot confirmed it. I was watching a freaking dud.Thank god I paid nothing to see this, but erasing it from my memory will require more than a few strong shots and probably gnawing a finger or two off.Good god, where do they find this crap writing??? even worse is the lame acting.Wait until you get a listen to the soundtrack, its probably amongst the worst I've ever heard.I am sure that 74,999.00 went to paying Corbin Bernsen (how is career has ended up in the toilet).

Did I really have to give this awful film a score at all?I watched this "film" while making a Sunday Roast as I didn't think it would hold up to much and I was soooo right. I found slicing roast beef and checking the veg far more enjoyable than trying not to laugh at the silly story-line and cardboard acting.I guessed what was coming right from the beginning.It seemed as if they took the concierge man straight off a hot-dog stand and gave him a part in the film. Either that or it was one of the directors' Grandad! Unless you have something far more interesting to take your mind off this horror, leave well alone !!!