This movie was so-so. It had it's moments, but wasn't the greatest.

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Unshakable, witty and deeply felt, the film will be paying emotional dividends for a long, long time.

A playboy picks up women, takes them to his get-away and then later turns them into cat food. The first to get it is Christa, played by Christa Linder who was Miss Austria 1962. Dorgo, the creepy bald butler was excellently portrayed by Gerardo Zepeda, long time actor with 137 movie credits to his name. Abraham Cruz, one of my favorite sound editors knows something about music as he brings us a fine combination of 50-70's soundtrack bites. He is experienced with 81 films, who would you rather have? Hugo Stiglitz stars as Hugo, the playboy who picks up women. With 224 movie titles to his credit including "Zombie Apocalypse" (1985), Nightmare City (1980) it is historical to see one of his earlier creations. Written, directed and produced by the great René Cardona Jr. (98 film credits) he would later team up with other members of this extraordinary cast to make "The Treasure of the Amazon" (1985)!Hugo cruises the city in his helicopter looking for chicks the way a teen cruises the town in an old Ford. For mental stimulation Hugo plays Dorgo in chess and I don't think either one knows anything about the game. With 4 badly placed black pieces on the board, Hugo is able to "checkmate" Dorgo, who has at least 4 moves to get out of it. In one scene Hugo tosses a rope ladder out of his helicopter expecting a woman to just climb on in. What I really enjoyed were the muscle machines everyone drove in this film. To be honest, I have never seen a pride of kittens hunt and kill in a pack. Just an amazing movie all around. 5 stars on the MST 3000 scale.Sex, Brief Nudity (Christa Linder) WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO WATCH UNLESS IN AN ALTERED STATE. TO BE VIEWED BY EXPERIENCED ILLICIT MATERIAL USERS ONLY!

This is easily the best film I have ever bought from Big Lots. The movie is basically about a crappy 70's dude who flies around in his helicopter and, picks up some crappy 70's chicks, then goes to his castle in Alcupolco and kills em'. Then he keeps their heads in "crystal cages" and feeds their ground up hooker-meat to his kitties. The artistic qualities of this film are exemplified in scenes including a slow-motion chase, zooms on dead animals, and lots of repeat footage. The movie is 63 minutes long but you actually get about 25 minutes of distinct footage. Most of the movie is just scenes with the suave Hugo Stiglitz flying his helicopter and petting his mustache, or something else to make him look bad ass. The dialogue in this movie is rare, but amazing when it happens. I've watched this movie 5 times now and it just keeps getting better. If you have four dollars then i say go to big lots and get it now.

A very disturing Mexican Horror movie. I was skeptical before watching it but I was pleasantly surprised with the movie's situations. The plot is something I'm sure you haven't seen!*Spoilers* A very rich man has a gotchic castle and inside an army of 1000 cats slaugher and eat anyone that enters it. His castle is guarded by a weird bald hunchback man called Gorgo or something like that.This man "collects" beautiful women's heads inside crystal cages.That's pretty much everything you have to know about "La Noche de los Mil Gatos". The acting is quite good (lots of beautiful women!), the direction is regular, the score is very effective, and the make-up is surprisingly good.The ending is very creepy! WIth close-ups of the heads and the thousand cats running outside the castle. Good Horror Mexican movie! Worth a watch.6/10.

I picked up a copy of this movie not really knowing what I was getting into. Hey, it was only $2. It's *baaad*, but I laughed all the way through it.I want that guy's house. It's an old monastery-and it's gorgeous, but tastelessly decorated. As a good Goth, it's also right up my abbey. Pun intended. The main character, in addition to having a totally expressionless face, is a ringer for those old composite sketches they did of the UnaBomber before they identified him as Ted Kazynski. Beard, moustache, and big square aviator shades that almost never leave his face.I thought the end of the movie was poetic justice. He was mean to this one white cat throughout the movie. I'm a cat lover, I hate to see cruelty to cats even if the cat is a cheap puppet that looks like a bathmat. Paybacks are a bitch, I guess.(Possible spoiler?) There is this one scene about a third of the way through the movie where the white cat jumps on top of the table during a meal. It looks way too much like the Vorpal Bunny in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If this film hadn't been made 2 years before Grail, I would have expected someone to leap up with "JAYSUS CHRIST!" and whip out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.And what was up with the Quasimodo dude? Thorko, I believe they called him. (Spoiler!!) I love when he beats the main character in a game of chess, Thorko bites it. Speaking of, I *want* that chess set they were playing with. I collect them, it was lovely.I noticed that when the cats were fed, they only used one sequence of the lead man grabbing shredded meat and tossing it to the cats. Look carefully, they reuse the same film about a dozen times.And finally at the end when the cats' pen was opened and all of them ran free, I was laughing until I cried. Something about that sequence of all the cats running around reminded me of the ReMax ad from hell.It's an absolutely abysmal movie. The characters are not believable, and in more than a few places the dubbing was really bad. But still, it's a treasured item in my Movies To Get Drunk To collection. If it were any longer than 63 minutes I doubt I'd find it as amusing.